history's cheapest

Chapter 77 So Cheap
"Here, get out of the car!"

Fan Jian looked around: "Student Ma, did you come to the wrong place?"

"That's right, this is it!"

Ma Mingyue stepped out of the car first!

Fan Jian was stunned for a while, this Ma Mingyue really didn't follow the routine, other people chose to date in movie theaters or amusement parks, so she even brought herself to the Snake Pavilion!

Aren't girls afraid of this hairless reptile?
"Classmate Ma!"

Fan Jian called Ma Mingyue to stop.

"what's up?"

Ma Mingyue turned around and looked at Fan Jian!

Fan Jian said shyly, "Then what, I'm a timid person. I've been afraid of snakes since I was a child. Can you carry me in?"

Are you timid?

Ma Mingyue curled her lips: "Do you think I will believe your words?"

"I will believe it. After all, I am so handsome, and look at my honest eyes!" Fan Jian looked at Ma Mingyue sincerely.

Ha ha!

Ma Mingyue smiled mockingly.

"If you don't want to hug me, then give me a kiss and give me some courage!" Fan Jian tried to make the last effort.

Ma Mingyue ignored Fan Jian at all, turned around and left!
Fan Jian looked at Ma Mingyue's back, and sighed: "The world is getting worse, people's hearts are not old, girls nowadays don't have any sympathy at all!"

After finishing speaking, he followed Ma Mingyue with arrogant steps and walked towards the Snake Pavilion.

The Snake Museum is also a relatively well-known tourist attraction in H City. It has a history of 30 years. There are thousands of snake specimens in the museum. In addition, there are hundreds of snakes of different types. Snake is a paradise for many snake lovers!

Ma Mingyue took Fan Jian to the ticket office.

The conductor was a middle-aged woman in her 40s with a healthy body. She looked up at Fan Jian and the two, and said weakly, "31 tickets, [-] for the two of you!"

Fan Jian's eyes widened immediately, and he shouted, "What did you say, thirty?!"

The middle-aged woman looked at Fan Jian, and said aggressively: "What are you shouting, don't you know this is a public place!"

"It's okay to bring girls to this kind of place to talk about love, but in the end, you don't even want to spend 30 yuan. If you are so stingy, what kind of love is there!" The middle-aged woman looked contemptuous.

"Since when did I think it was too expensive?" Fan Jian retorted.

"Then what do you mean by being so loud?" The middle-aged woman asked with a look of disgust.

Fan Jian sighed and said: "I mean, the entrance fee is too cheap. There are thousands of snake specimens here, and there are hundreds of different kinds of snakes. In the end, the entrance fee is only 30 yuan. Have you ever thought about doing this, so that this group of snakes will gain a foothold in front of their own kind in the future, even though they are snakes, they don't want to lose face?"

"What exactly do you want to say after talking so much?" the middle-aged woman said impatiently.

"What I mean is that the tickets are too cheap, at least 500 yuan per ticket!" Fan Jian said angrily.

The middle-aged conductor was dumbfounded when he heard this. This was the first time he heard someone dislike cheap tickets!

Ma Mingyue's face was full of black lines, feeling too shameful, she whispered, "Stop making trouble, hurry up and buy a ticket!"

"No, I won't buy it if she doesn't raise the price today!" Fan Jian said resolutely.

Ma Mingyue: ...

"You just said whether it will rise or not?!"

Middle-aged women have never encountered such a thing, and some people bought it after strongly demanding a price increase, and he is just a conductor who has no right to raise the price, so he can only say: "Wait a minute, I will ask the manager!"

After making a phone call, the middle-aged woman said to Fan Jian: "Our manager is very touched by your concern for these snakes, so we decided to temporarily adjust the ticket price to [-] for you alone!"

Fan Jian nodded with satisfaction: "That's about the same, okay, Ma, you can buy tickets now!"

"I buy it?" Ma Mingyue stared at Fan Jian in disbelief with her beautiful eyes.

Fan Jian nodded as a matter of course: "Of course, you invited me on a date, if you don't buy a ticket, who will buy it?"

Ma Mingyue could only feel countless muddy horses galloping past her heart, and had the urge to kill Fan Jian with the sole of her shoe, how could a person be so cheap? !

System: Congratulations on getting 20 base gas point!
Fan Jian still didn't hear the notification that the task was completed, so he asked: "System, why is there no notification that the task is completed?"

"Because the task has not been completed yet, let me think about it. I think if you are being mean when you are in the snake hall, I will count you as completing the task!" the system said.

Fan Jian gritted his teeth angrily!
"Are you very angry now, want to scold me very much, come on, don't be polite, come scold me, come beat me!" The system provoked Fan Jian.

Fan Jian: ...

"If you are ruthless, I will bear it!"

A ticket of 500 yuan is just a small amount of money for Ma Mingyue, so she paid [-] yuan and bought two tickets to enter the snake hall!
Ma Mingyue said to Fan Jian: "Fanfan, can the two of us discuss something?"

"you say!"

"Can you stop being so mean?"

Ma Mingyue was really afraid that if this went on like this, she couldn't help but beat this bitch to death!
"Yes, I also think it's not enough to be cheap now. I still have potential to be unleashed. I can be even cheaper. Do you want to see it?" Fan Jian asked.

Ma Mingyue: ...

She suddenly felt that it was a wrong decision for her to prove that she was stronger than Qi Mengshu by tempting Fan Jian to be her boyfriend!
In order to highlight the theme of the snake hall, the ground is made of tempered glass, and snakes are swimming under the glass. If the timid people see this scene, they will probably faint from fright!

"Ouch!"

Fan Jian suddenly exclaimed, and fell towards Ma Mingyue!

Ma Mingyue quickly supported Fan Jian, and asked nervously, "What's wrong with you?"

"I can't do it anymore. I see so many snakes, I feel dizzy and my feet feel weak. I'm afraid I can only be cured if someone gives me artificial respiration!" Fan Jian said with a weak face.

"No, no, I fainted!"

Fan Jian shouted exaggeratedly.

Seeing Fan Jian's flamboyant acting skills, Ma Mingyue's face was filled with black lines. If she believed it, she might not be a fool!

"Your eyes are bright, your feet are weak, this is a typical snake fainting, let me do it, I am a professional nurse, and I am the best at artificial respiration!" At this time, a rough voice came from the side!

Fan Jian turned his head and saw a woman in her 30s with a pockmarked face and a long face with triangular eyes rushing towards him, her eyes revealing excitement.

What the hell!

If he was kissed, would he not die?
Fan Jian jumped up with a vigorous step, and said with a surprised face: "I found that I suddenly recovered, my head is no longer dizzy, and my feet are no longer soft. Let's go!"

After finishing speaking, Fan Jian pulled Ma Mingyue and left!
Ma Mingyue originally brought Fan Jian to the Snake Pavilion to promote her relationship and make Fan Jian agree to be her boyfriend, but now she realizes that it was a wrong decision to let Fan Jian be her boyfriend, so she is not going to talk about it So, the two of them wandered aimlessly in the snake hall. When the two of them walked in front of an extremely huge python, a voice sounded...

(End of this chapter)