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Chapter 60 I Can't Hold It Back
"I'm sorry, I couldn't hold back, I farted!" Fan Jian said apologetically.

Zheng Chao and the others were speechless, brother, are you farting so loudly that we thought we were shooting a cannon?

Jin Junyu's entire face turned green, and he was so scared by a fart that he was ashamed!
"You are enough, if I don't kill you today, I won't be named Jin!"

Jin Junyu roared angrily, and then punched Fan Jian fiercely without hesitation. Normally, the more powerful moves in Taekwondo are concentrated on his legs, but now his feet are swollen like steamed buns. I can't even use my leg skills!

Bang!
A punch directly hit Fan Jian's chest!
Although this punch was sent out with hatred, he was also afraid that Fan Jian would make some trouble, so he only used less than five percent of his strength for this punch, so that even if he was injured at the time, it would not be too serious, but he must What he never expected was that the punch actually landed on Fan Jian's body, he even felt the sensation from the fist to the flesh!

At this moment, there is only one thought in his mind, there is really no conspiracy, he is paralyzed, this time I must beat you out of Xiangxiang!
But what he never expected was that as his fist landed on his body, Fan Jian screamed: Ah!
He glanced twice, his body jerked, and he fell directly to the ground heavily!
Jin Junyu didn't react for a while when he saw this scene. How powerful was his punch, and he knocked people out with one punch!

"Fan Jian!" Zheng Chao and others shouted anxiously when they saw this scene.

Zhang Wei even rushed up directly, squatting beside Fan Jian, shaking Fan Jian's body: "Boss, boss, how are you? Say something, don't scare me!"

Fan Jian was like a corpse, lying on the ground without moving!

"Boss! Boss!" Zhang Wei yelled several times, seeing that Fan Jian didn't respond, he gently put his hand under Fan Jian's nose, sat down on the ground in the next second, and said in a daze: "No ...I'm out of breath!"

Immediately stood up abruptly, grabbed Jin Junyu's collar with both hands and shouted angrily: "You murderer, you actually killed my boss, I want you to pay for it!"

"what?"

When Zheng Chao and the others heard this, they were also anxious, and they all rushed over, calling Fan Jian's name: "Fan Jian, wake up, Fan Jian!"

"Fan Jian!"

……

Fan Jian remained silent!

"Go away!"

Jin Junyu pushed Zhang Wei away, and then like crazy, pushed away Zheng Chao and others surrounded by Fan Jian. He didn't believe that he could kill Fan Jian with one punch, so he couldn't do it. Five points of strength, how could it be possible to kill someone!

After Jin Junyu pushed everyone away, he put his hand under Fan Jian's nose, and then put his ear on Fan Jian's chest. After listening for a long time, he knelt down on his knees and said with a pale face: "I'm out of breath, it's really true. I'm out of breath, I... I killed someone!"

When he said this, his heart was cold. He is enough now, and he is old enough to bear criminal responsibility. Although he belongs to manslaughter, according to Chinese law, he needs to be sentenced to three to five years. The best age, absolutely not in jail, so he yelled frantically: "Call an ambulance!"

Immediately, he put his hands on Fan Jian's chest, gave Fan Jian CPR, and shouted loudly: "You can't die, get up, you must not die, I don't want to go to jail, get up, get up!" "

"No, I don't want to go to jail, woohoo!"

Jin Junyu sat on the ground and cried loudly!
Zheng Chao and others were extremely anxious. Some wanted to call an ambulance, some wanted to call the teacher, and some even wanted to give Fan Jian artificial respiration, but they were all stopped by Zhang Wei!

"Zhang Wei, what are you doing, you don't want to save Fan Jian?" Zheng Chao said anxiously.

Zhang Wei pointed at Fan Jian quietly, and the group of people subconsciously looked at Fan Jian, only to see that they opened their eyes at some point, blinked playfully at everyone, then closed their eyes again and pretended to be dead !

Zheng Chao and the others cursed in their hearts: I'm going, this bitch is still playing this trick of pretending to be dead to lie to himself and others!
System: Congratulations on getting ten cheap gas points!
Congratulations on getting [-] points of baseness!

Congratulations on getting [-] points of baseness!

……

Now everyone is not in a hurry, they want to see what Fan Jian wants to do.

Zhang Wei said to Jin Junyu: "Hey, Bangzi, don't you want to go to jail?"

Jin Junyu nodded in despair, who would want to go to jail these days?
"Actually, if you want to save my boss, there is no way!" Zhang Wei said.

"any solution?"

Jin Junyu seemed to have encountered a bright light in the dark, and stood up excitedly and asked Zhang Wei.

"I just remembered that I heard my boss say that he has a problem, that is, he will die easily after being beaten, but don't be afraid, as long as someone calls him daddy three times, he will die." Will wake up, you can try!" Zhang Wei said.

Zheng Chao and others: ...

This guy has been working for a long time, but he still hasn't forgotten about asking Jin Junyu to call him dad.

"Call him dad, who is it?" Jin Junyu asked.

Zhang Wei said with contempt on his face, "Who do you call the person you beat?"

"I!"

Jin Junyu flatly refused: "A man, how can he just call someone daddy!"

Zhang Wei said indifferently: "Whether you want to bark or not, anyway, if my boss dies, I won't be the one who goes to jail."

Jin Junyu was entangled, calling him father or going to jail, this is a difficult multiple choice question!
In fact, Jin Junyu has been frightened out of his head now, otherwise he wouldn't even think about it. If something happened to Fan Jian, would people like Zheng Chao not be in a hurry, would they stand here and watch the show so indifferently?
Seeing Jin Junyu's indecision, Zhang Wei said, "You really have to think carefully, I heard that the prison here is very scary, and many bosses in it like you." This kind of little boy, especially if you are from the Bangzi Kingdom of Korea, is more exotic, and you will get a chrysanthemum, tsk tsk!"

While talking, he looked at Jin Junyu's butt with malicious intentions.

Zheng Chao and others: ...

Sure enough, those who are close to vermilion these days are red and those who are close to ink are black. Zhang Wei has been with Fan Jian for a long time, and he has become extremely cheap!

Jin Junyu looked into Zhang Wei's gaze, and suddenly his face turned pale: "Is it really so scary?"

Zhang Wei said: "Of course, I will lie to you, but don't worry, as a classmate, when you go in, I will give you a bottle of lubricating oil, and I promise not to cause you too much pain. Two minutes have passed , I heard that if a person loses breathing for more than 2 minutes, the brain will be starved of oxygen and will never wake up!"

When Jin Junyu heard this, his face became extremely complicated, both tangled and scared...

(End of this chapter)