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Chapter 6 Because of the Great Aunt

"Tian Weiming, wait a minute!" Fan Jian shouted.

"What do you mean?" Tian Weiming turned to look at Fan Jian.

Fan Jian touched his head and said, "I don't like being protected by women. If you want to fight with me, then come now. I won't be afraid of you!"

Tian Weiming showed doubts on his face: "Are you sure?"

"Sure!" Fan Jian said firmly.

Tian Weiming frowned and looked at Fan Jian. How could this bitch suddenly have the courage to say such a thing? Is there some kind of conspiracy, is there an ambush nearby?
So he looked around vigilantly, and found nothing unusual except for the students coming and going!
"Tch, if you still have the courage to say you want to deal with me, you can brag about it!" Fan Jian said contemptuously.

A burst of anger rose in an instant, and I was actually looked down upon by a bitch, which is tolerable, what can't be tolerated!
So what if there is an ambush, who can find someone with just a bitch?

I have practiced before, one or two big men are no match for me, I am afraid of a fart!
He rushed directly in front of Fan Jian, grabbed Fan Jian's collar with one hand, and said viciously: "Now I will let you see if I dare to punish you!"

Fan Jian looked at Tian Weiming not to be outdone, "Try me!"

Tian Weiming raised his fist and pointed it at Fan Jian's face, and in the next second he heard Fan Jian's miserable scream: "Come on, help me, you're molesting!"

Now is the peak time for school, and there are a lot of students going to school. Fan Jian's miserable cry for help instantly attracted the attention of countless students, and they gathered at the location of the two!

Tian Weiming was startled by Fan Jian's sudden cry, and quickly let go of Fan Jian's collar!

Seeing that there were dozens of students around, and the number was still increasing, Fan Jian sat on the ground with a plop, with a sad face on his face: "Please help me, this scumbag Tian Weiming wants to drag me into the grove , want me... want me... Woohoo, I'm ashamed to face people!"

The students around all knew Fan Jian and knew that he was a well-known sissy. Seeing his painful appearance, they all accused Tian Weiming: "How can you be like this?"

"Are you still human? You don't even let men go."

"Beasts are better!"

……

Tian Weiming's face was as black as the bottom of a pot. He never expected Fan Jian to do something like this, and roared: "Fan Jian, don't spitting blood, when will I drag you to the grove?"

"You obviously have it. You just said that you have been secretly in love with me for a long time, and you want me to be your girlfriend. If I don't agree to you, you just want to use force on me. Just now, many people saw you teasing me. In the future, I will How can you be a human being, woo woo!" Fan Jian became more and more sad as he spoke, covering his face with his hands and choking.

"Yes, I did see him rushing over and grabbing Fan Jian's collar just now."

"His eyes are still extremely fierce, it must be that Fan Jian refused to agree to him, and he became angry from embarrassment!"

"Human scum, beast!"

"Kick him out of school!"

"Get out!"

……

The onlookers shouted at Tian Weiming with righteous indignation.

Tian Weiming is very clear about what is called the general trend. The students around him now hate him deeply. If he stays here, he may be beaten by the angry students, so he gave Fan Jian a hard look and said, "Fan Jian, you are so cruel!" , I won’t just let it go, you just wait for me!”

Immediately, he got out of the crowd and fled!
"MD, count him running fast, or I'll beat him out of the sky!"

"Damn it, it's so horny that you don't even let a man go!"

Some boys cursed angrily, while some girls comforted Fan Jian: "Fanfan, how are you?"

"Do you need to go to the hospital?"

"The next time you meet this kind of scum, tell your sisters, we will help you beat him together!"

……

Fan Jian said with tears in his eyes: "I'm fine, thank you, without you, I would be in danger today."

A girl said: "What are you talking about, we are all good sisters."

"Yes!" The other girls nodded.

A group of Yingying and Yanyan surrounded Fan Jian, making sure that he was fine before entering the school.

After Fan Jian saw everyone leaving, he patted the dirt off his body, stood up as if nothing had happened, and said triumphantly, "Xiaomian, fight with me, I won't kill you!"

"Just now...just now..."

Lu Yanxue looked at Fan Jian and didn't know what to say. She was stunned by Fan Jian's series of tricks.

Only then did Fan Jian realize that Lu Yanxue saw what he did just now, and was a little embarrassed: "I just did it to protect myself."

"Well, I understand!"

Lu Yanxue nodded her head to express her understanding, and then said coyly, "How do you feel about being someone else's boyfriend?"

how about it?
Anyway, I still want to live a few more years.

Now seeing that Lu Yanxue has made up her mind to be her girlfriend, how can I dispel her idea?

"This... this... I still can't promise you!" Fan Jian said.

"Why? Is it because I'm fat?" Lu Yanxue said with a resentful face.

Fan Jian said: "No."

"why?"

"Because I have a great aunt!"

"Auntie, does your aunt know me and won't let me be with you?" Lu Yanxue asked puzzled.

Fan Jian blushed and said: "The big aunt I'm talking about is the kind that needs a big bond."

"Auntie, are you a man coming to be an auntie?" Lu Yanxue's eyes widened in disbelief.

Fan Jian said with a painful face: "Although I look like a man on the surface, I am also a man in the household registration book, but I am actually a woman, but I have no breasts and an Adam's apple. I... I..."

Lu Yanxue showed sympathy on her face and said, "Fan Jian, I'm sorry, I didn't expect you to be in this situation, but don't worry, now that technology is so advanced, your problem will be solved sooner or later, I'll go first!"

Looking at Lu Yanxue's back, Fan Jian breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, he was smart enough to come up with this excuse, otherwise he would have lived in dire straits for the rest of his life.

"That's right, you are indeed the little bitch I chose. She is indeed cheap enough to even come up with such an excuse for refusing. I appreciate you more and more!" The system's voice sounded.

"Can you not call me little bitch?" Fan Jian said.

The system said simply: "No!"

Fan Jian: ...

"I should have completed the two missions, why didn't I hear the notification that the mission was completed?" Fan Jian asked.

System: "Because I don't think you're cheap enough to pretend to be violated, so it doesn't count as completing the task!"

Fan Jian: "Why do you say that if you are not cheap enough, you are not cheap enough?"

"Because I am the system, I am the biggest, so whatever I say goes!" the system said arrogantly.

Fan Jian: "You're ruthless!"

"There are less than ten hours left before completing the task. If you fail to complete the task, all attribute points will be deducted!" The system gloated.

Fan Jian: ...

(End of this chapter)