history's cheapest

Chapter 57 As long as the hoe swings well

"A dog biting Lu Dongbin doesn't know a good heart!" Fan Jian stared at Zhang Wei with displeasure.

"Why did I cheat you, obviously I was helping you?"

Zhang Wei: ...

"Why are you helping me again?"

"You see that Ma Mingyue has a boyfriend now, right? As long as you can defeat this Jin Junyu, doesn't it prove that you are much stronger than Jin Junyu? Seeing how brave you are, Ma Mingyue still doesn't fall in love with you?" Fan Jian said seriously.

Zhang Wei nodded thoughtfully: "It seems very reasonable, but the boss has a problem, how can I beat Jin Junyu, he is a black belt in Taekwondo!"

Fan Jian curled his lips and said, "Don't worry, will you suffer from having brother around?"

"meeting!"

Zhang Wei nodded without thinking!

Fan Jian said dissatisfiedly: "What do you mean, who do you imagine brother to be?"

"A bitch to the bone!" Zhang Wei said without hesitation.

Fan Jian: ...

It made sense, but I was speechless.

"I don't care about you, anyway, the opportunity is in front of you, believe it or not, it's up to you!"

Zhang Wei gritted his teeth and said to Jin Junyu: "You ugly monster, you want to challenge brother, I'm afraid you won't succeed when I become brother, so I will let you know what a Chinese man is!"

I rub!

As soon as these words came out, Zheng Chao and the others were shocked again!
A group of people looked at each other and nodded at the same time. It is certain that Zhang Wei took the wrong medicine, otherwise how could he have the courage to talk to Jin Junyu like this.

Jin Junyu was also a little surprised, and immediately sneered: "I'm kind, I'm waiting for you at the Taekwondo gym!"

Hope High School is a well-known aristocratic high school in the city. It has a taekwondo hall, a swimming pool, etc., so after Jin Junyu finished speaking, he walked out of the classroom with Ma Mingyue in his arms.

Zhang Wei gritted his teeth and followed, how could Zheng Chao and others let go of this opportunity to join in the fun and followed.

Zheng Chao and the others sighed and said: "Hey, you said that this good cabbage was beaten by pigs?"

"That's right, Ma Mingyue is so beautiful, she's actually cheaper than that stick!" Zhou Xiong also said unhappily.

Fan Jian interjected: "Do you like Ma Mingyue?"

Zheng Chao and the others gave Fan Jian a blank look, isn't this nonsense, Ma Mingyue is so beautiful, any man would like it, okay?

"If you like it, go after it!" Fan Jian said.

"Chasing wool, I didn't see that he had a boyfriend." Zhou Xiong said angrily.

Fan Jian curled his lips: "So what if you have a boyfriend, these days, as long as you swing your hoe well, you can't dig any corners!"

"It's easy to say, it's so easy, this Ma Mingyue is a beautiful woman, if it was so easy to chase, we would have caught up with her long ago!" Zheng Chao said with a sigh.

Fan Jian looked contemptuous: "That's because your skills are not good enough, look at me!"

While talking, he took two quick steps, caught up with Ma Mingyue in front, and said, "Student Ma!"

"What?!"

Ma Mingyue's eyes were displeased, and she stared at Fan Jian with a cold face. She hadn't forgotten that this guy sang to Zhang Wei and said that she was ugly!
Zheng Chao and the others pricked up their ears, wanting to see how Fan Jian pried the corner of Jin Junyu's wall in front of Jin Junyu.

Fan Jian said: "Student Ma, don't be so hostile to me. It's that fat man who says you're ugly, and it has nothing to do with me. In fact, I think you're super beautiful, super beautiful, it's just that. The number one beauty in our school!"

Zhang Wei: ...

Oh, Wo Ri, you're the one talking about Ma Mingyue's ugliness from the beginning to the end, so you don't have a dime with me, okay?

There is no girl who doesn't like others to praise her beauty.

Hearing what Fan Jian said, Ma Mingyue's expression softened immediately: "Really?"

"Of course it's true. I don't think there is any girl in the school who looks better than you!" Fan Jian said sincerely.

Jin Junyu watched Fan Jian accost his own woman in front of his face, thinking that he was air?Does it not exist?

He scolded with an unfriendly expression: "Boy, what do you want to do, stay where you are cool, or don't blame me for being rude to you!"

Fan Jian looked at Jin Junyu dissatisfied and said: "Why are you making such a loud voice, don't you know that classmate Ma is by your side, what if you scare classmate Ma, I don't know how to be sympathetic to you!"

"That's right, you almost scared me, you are not allowed to speak!" Ma Mingyue said equally unhappily.

Jin Junyu's face was as ugly as a pig's liver, he could only stare at Fan Jian resentfully, he was so aggrieved that he was dying, damn, other men hooked up with his girlfriend in front of him, and he couldn't speak, what the fuck What is it called?
Zheng Chao and others saw this scene and shouted in their hearts: 666!
The admiration for Fan Jian is so high, it's too NB, as expected, only a sissy like Fan Jian knows women best!
Fan Jian didn't care what Jin Junyu looked at him, but continued to say to Ma Mingyue: "And do you know, student Ma, women can't be angry all the time, if they are angry for a long time, they will get wrinkles. Tell you a joke. I promise you will be happy and not angry anymore!"

"What joke?" Ma Mingyue asked curiously.

Zheng Chao and the others also took two steps forward curiously, wanting to hear what joke Fan Jian was going to tell Ma Mingyue!
Fan Jian said: "One day, a mosquito and a cockroach happened to meet in the bathroom, and happened to see a girl taking a bath in the bathroom, so the mosquito slapped its chest and proudly said to the mantis: 'Brother Mantis, Do you know how powerful I am? I bit his chest twice ten years ago, and now her chest is so swollen, do you think I am powerful?! Mantis said with a look of disbelief: "What are you, you Know what I did ten years ago?' asked the mosquito: 'What did I do?'”

Speaking of this, Fan Jian suddenly stopped and said to Ma Mingyue, "Do you know what Mantis said?"

Ma Mingyue thought for a while, shook her head and said, "I don't know, what did you say?"

"Mantis said, I stabbed her between the legs ten years ago, and she is still bleeding every month! How about it, is this a good joke?"

What the hell!

Zheng Chao and others are now sincerely admiring Fan Jian's five bodies, and they just want to say one thing: It's so fucking cheap!

I'm afraid only a real slut like Fan Jian can tell this kind of joke to Ma Mingyue, and it's still in front of her boyfriend!
Ma Mingyue blushed up to her ears, she lowered her head and said shyly, "You are too bad!"

Jin Junyu looked at Ma Mingyue's appearance, if he could bear it any longer, then he would not be a man, and roared at Fan Jian: "You bastard, you dare to seduce/seduce my girlfriend, I want to challenge you, now ,immediately!"

(End of this chapter)