history's cheapest

Chapter 569 Unreliable Order
Fan Jian said with a smile on his face: "The first order is very simple, that is to change the name of Jingpi Realm to Baopi Realm from now on!"

As soon as this order came out, all the martial arts people from all sects were deceived, and changed the fine skin realm to the foreskin realm. Is this a joke?
Master Sankong swallowed and said, "Master Fan, are you serious?"

"Of course, do you think I'm joking?" Fan Jian asked with a serious face.

"It's not like, but the name of the realm, this matter, is a little... a little..."

Fan Jian frowned and said: "As the leader of the martial arts alliance, can I change the name of the realm?"

"Yes, yes, the key is that we have used the level standard of your refined leather realm for hundreds of years. If you suddenly change the name, I am afraid that some people will not be used to it!" Master Sankong explained.

Fan Jian: "There's nothing wrong with it. You'll get used to it when you yell and yell. That's it. From now on, it's called Baopijing!"

The martial arts practitioners from various sects settled down after hearing this, and they were all in a bad mood. The name Baopijing was too...too cheap, and Jingpijing was mentioned before, and it was full of force.

Now when people ask you what realm you are in, you are ashamed to say that you are in the foreskin realm!

As this matter was settled, Fan Jian thought of the system prompt in his mind:

Ding Dong!

Challenge Quan Wulin, change the name of Jingpijing to Baopijing, and the task is completed. !
Mission reward: [-] cheap gas points have arrived.

Are random items drawn now?

Fan Jian listened to the sound of the system, it was like the sound of nature, and he opened his mouth and said: "No need, we will draw it later!"

Immediately continued: "Now I announce the second order!"

The martial arts practitioners of the various sects have not reacted from the first order, so they began to announce the second order. They all said that the new official took office with three fires, which meant that they planned to burn all three fires on the same day. ?

A group of people frowned, wanting to see what other unreliable orders Fan Jian could come up with!

Fan Jian took a deep breath and said, "Now I am announcing the second order, which is that I believe that I am not capable enough to be the leader of the martial arts alliance, so I decided to abdicate for the virtuous, and the virtuous will live there!"

I wipe?

When the martial arts people from various sects heard this, everyone was smected. What the hell kind of routine is this? They just took over as the leader of the martial arts, and within an hour, they will abdicate to give way to the virtuous. What kind of operation is this? Why can't I understand it?
Master Sankong was also a little confused, he had never seen such an operation before, so he took a deep breath and said, "What does Master Fan mean?"

Fan Jian: "The literal meaning is that I don't want to be the leader of the martial arts, whoever wants to be whoever wants to be!"

Do not want to be?
Then why did you snatch this leader?
After hearing this reason, the people at the scene were powerless to complain, isn't it too capricious?
Master Sankong had never seen such a frank reason, even so frank that she didn't know how to answer it.He could only say: "Then you have to give me a reason why you don't want to do it?"

Fan Jian: "The reason is very simple. In fact, I just want to change the refined leather realm to the foreskin realm. If it wasn't for this, I wouldn't be bothered to grab the position of the martial arts leader. It's meaningless at all!"

puff!
When Shi Tongxuan and Changsun Wuji heard Fan Jian's reason, a mouthful of old blood suddenly spewed out, and they stared at Fan Jian resentfully!

Nima, that's what you're doing for. If you said it earlier, I'll be done for you. Why bother?
However, they didn't even think about it. If Fan Jian didn't convince them, but asked them to change their realm name, would they agree?

Master Sankong didn't know what to say when he heard the reason, he hesitated and said again and again: "Master Fan, you have now become the leader of the martial arts, according to the rules you have to stay in this position for ten years!"

"What the hell, can't you retire early?" Fan Jian asked.

"It's not impossible. As long as the current leader dies, a new leader can be elected to take over. Otherwise, why don't you die first?" Master Sankong said.

Fan Jian suddenly had black lines on his face, Nima, this bad old man is very bad, and he let himself die one time to see, just to not be the leader of the martial arts, he committed suicide by himself, is he mentally ill?
"Ahem, since that's the case, then I will reluctantly be the leader!" Fan Jian said with a face of reluctance.

Seeing Fan Jian's expression of extreme reluctance, the heads of the various sects thought they couldn't beat him, they would have come up to him a long time ago. No matter how many people want to be the leader of the martial arts alliance, they can't do it. When it comes to you, you still despise him!

Master Sankong said: "Since the candidate for the leader of the martial arts has been determined, we will stop here today. All fellow martial artists, please go down the mountain. Tomorrow, we will hold a succession ceremony for the leader of the martial arts in the hotel!"

"Yes!"

The martial arts experts from various sects said in unison.

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The succession ceremony of the leader of the martial arts is a big event. Although the selection of the leader of the martial arts has been decided long ago and a lot of preparations have been made, it is expected that the election will take three days. It is conceivable that the first day So the leader of the martial arts alliance was elected. There was no choice but to arrange the scene of the succession ceremony overnight.

When the next day's succession ceremony was about to start, the scene was set up, and Fan Jian was asked to put on a black suit.

Fan Jian looked at himself in the mirror and said, "What's the matter?"

Tie Xinlan looked around and said, "It's pretty good, I don't think it's bad!"

Fan Jian thought for a while and said, "No, I always feel that something is missing?"

The fat man looked at Fan Jian and said, "Boss, is there a beauty missing?"

Li Fei said: "Generally, when a boss comes out on stage, he must be accompanied by a beautiful woman. Master, how about I find you a beautiful woman?"

"Take it with you!" Fan Jianbai gave Li Fei a look, then frowned and stared at himself in the mirror. After a few seconds, he exclaimed, "I thought of it!"

"What's missing?"

"One sword is missing!" Fan Jian replied.

"Young sword?"

"Master, are you kidding me again? You are already so cheap that you don't need a sword at all. If you add a sword, you will be even worse. Most people can't hold it!" Li Fei said.

Fan Jian said with black lines all over his face: "You're really itchy, aren't you?"

Tie Xinlan nodded thoughtfully, and said, "It's true that one lacks a sword, and one has a sword to look like a martial artist!"

So he quickly found a sword for Fan Jian. After wearing the sword, Fan Jian's temperament changed instantly, but it was a pity that Fan Jian's hair was too unsuitable. If he could find a wig to wear, then the Fan Jian is like a hero in a martial arts novel...

(End of this chapter)