history's cheapest

Chapter 46 Plastic Brothers
Zhang Wei and Fan Jian are standing in the office!
The fat man looked at Fan Jian with a black line on his face: "Boss, you cheat me so much, can your conscience pass?"

"I asked you to say this, do I have a conscience?" Fan Jian asked back.

Fatty: ...

Nima, what you said is so reasonable, but I am speechless, how can I have a heart when my boss is so cheap.

Crunch!

At this time, Teacher Wang walked in with two long legs, sat on a chair and said to Zhang Wei: "What do you want to explain what you said just now?"

Explain, I must explain myself!
Otherwise, I can imagine my fate, but how can I explain it to convince Mr. Wang?
At this moment, Zhang Wei's brain was spinning rapidly, which can be called the speed of light, and he instantly thought of an excuse.

In the next second, Zhang Wei perfectly explained what is called plastic brothers!
Zhang Wei said sincerely: "Mr. Wang, I swear to Deng, my boss asked me to say those words just now. He said he wanted to see how you blush. If I have half a lie, Deng Destroy me!"

Snapped!
As soon as this was said, the lights in the office went out instantly!
Originally, the sky was cloudy now, but once the lights in this office were turned off, the whole office was plunged into darkness.

Zhang Wei looked at the dimly lit office, his liver was trembling: Damn, it’s not so effective, I still don’t want to die, Tathagata Buddha, Jade Emperor, I was just talking nonsense, don’t take it seriously!
At this moment, Teacher Wang took out his mobile phone and turned on the flashlight. After shaking the office for a while, he said angrily, "Fan Jian, turn on the light for me!"

Snapped!
The whole office was bright again, and then Zhang Wei saw Fan Jian's hand pressing on the light switch.

Fan Jian explained: "Teacher Wang, don't be angry, in fact, I just want to enhance the atmosphere!
Zhang Wei stared at Fan Jian with black lines all over his face: I want to show off to your sister!

Boss, you are so cheap, it is really easy to have no friends!

At that moment just now, I was really scared to pee!

System: Congratulations on getting 15 base gas point!
Teacher Wang also looked at Fan Jian speechlessly, and then said to Zhang Wei: "You can do whatever he asks you to do. Go back and write a [-]-word self-criticism, and hand it in to me tomorrow!"

"Okay, teacher!"

Fatty readily agreed. Can writing a self-criticism be called punishment for him?

He is well-known as a mischievous person in school, and he has written [-] or [-] self-criticisms. He is already familiar with the road, and a [-]-word self-criticism can be written in half an hour at most, so easy!

"Mr. Wang, then I'll go back and write a [-]-word review for you?" Fan Jian asked.

"He can write a [-]-word review, but you can't!" Wang Yarou refused.

"Why?" Fan Jian asked.

"Because you are the main culprit, you pretended that I didn't see you on purpose, and you asked Zhang Wei what you said when you saw me coming." Wang Yarou said unceremoniously.

"Tell me, why are you doing this?"

Fan Jian was depressed, his ears are so good, right?

I can hear myself speaking so softly!

"Little bitch, what a great opportunity!" The system reappeared in Fan Jian's mind.

"what chance?"

"It's a cheap opportunity, it's time to show your real skills." The system urged.

Fan Jian: ...

In fact, he refused in his heart. He was mean to the teacher, and he wanted to live for two more days.

System: "I know what to do."

Immediately there was a ding-dong sound: Get a side mission, please show your cheapest side to Wang Yarou, mission reward: five attribute points!Failure penalty: Five points will be deducted from the intelligence attribute!
Fan Jian looked at the system with a dark face: Your uncle, you are forcing someone into prostitution!

The system said indifferently: "I look forward to your performance!"

Fan Jian wanted to cry, this system is simply a little devil, this is forcing himself!
As an outstanding three-good youth, how can he succumb to evil forces?

Fan Jian said resolutely: "You want to force me to bow my head to you, but let me tell you, I really like it!"

Isn't it just playing cheap to Wang Yarou, who is afraid of whom!

Fan Jianxin froze and closed his eyes, grandma, just die!

So Fan Jian looked at Wang Yarou and said, "Teacher Wang, tell the truth, you stayed alone in the office, was it because you were attracted by my handsome appearance, couldn't help falling in love with me, and wanted to spend more time alone with me?" ?”

Wang Yarou looked at Fan Jian in astonishment, and just wanted to ask: Who gave you the courage to say this?
Fan Jian said with a lonely face: "I knew that you women are all the same, and you are all greedy for my peerless beauty. Forget it, my heart is dead. Now that there is no one in the office, you can do whatever you want to me." Hurry up, don't pity me just because I'm Jiaohua, ravage me to your heart's content!"

System: "Good, good, just like this, keep going, don't stop!"

Wang Yarou's face turned red in an instant. In fact, she just graduated from graduate school this year, and then applied for a job as a teacher of Hope High School, and this class of third year and first class was the first class of students she led. How could she ever meet someone like Fan Jian? The student who dared to tease the teacher felt ashamed and annoyed for a moment: "Fan Jian, what nonsense are you talking about!"

Fan Jian said seriously: "Mr. Wang, don't be angry. In fact, I was just joking with you just now because I wanted to see your blushing. I think your blushing is very cute. animal."

Wang Yarou subconsciously asked, "What animal?"

"It's like a very ripe pig's head, I really want to be bitten off!" Fan Jian said.

Wang Yarou: ...

System: "666, you really are a little bitch, this is really amazingly cheap!"

Fan Jian: Your sister, you are like this, isn't it forced by you?

Wang Yarou shouted with a dark face: "You are the pig's head, your whole family is a pig's head, get out!"

"okay!"

Fan Jian ran out of the office in a flash!

Looking at Fan Jian's back, Wang Yarou suddenly realized that she seemed to have been played by Fan Jian and let him go like this!

System: Congratulations for completing the side missions and gaining five attribute points!

Fan Jian looked at the message sent by the system, this task seems to be relatively simple to complete, but he is playing with fire, if he is not careful, he may be killed!
Fortunately, the mission was completed, so all the attribute points were directly added to the speed!
于是范剑此时的属性值：力量：50（+2）。速度：63（+2）。智商：90（+2）。反应能力：60（+2）。健康：90（+2）。注：各项数值满分为：100。

Title: Official Slut

As soon as Fan Jian came out, he saw Zhang Wei standing at the door.

Zhang Wei said with admiration: "Boss, you are so awesome and cheap, you even dare to molest Teacher Wang, my admiration for you is like a surging river!"

"Get out of here, your uncle, you obviously want to have sex with Mr. Wang, yet you dare to push it all on me!" Fan Jian cursed angrily.

"Didn't you cheat me first?" Zhang Wei explained weakly.

The two talked while walking, and they were stopped by someone as soon as they returned to the door of the classroom of Class [-], Senior Three...

(End of this chapter)