history's cheapest

Chapter 40
Kong Xingzhou looked at the delicious dishes on the table, and said vigilantly, "You don't know how to put medicine in the food, do you?"

"You think too much, how could I do such a cheap thing." Fan Jian said casually.

Crowd: ...

It's because of you that you do such a cheap thing, is there anyone in the whole restaurant who is cheaper than you?

Kong Xingzhou still didn't believe Fan Jian, and said cautiously: "Take a bite of every dish first!"

"no problem!"

Fan Jian picked up the chopsticks without hesitation, took a bite of each dish, shrugged and said, "How are you doing, are you okay?"

Kong Xingzhou didn't speak. He waited for four or five minutes, and after seeing that Fan Jian had no adverse reactions, he picked up his chopsticks and started eating.

As soon as the expert makes a move, he will know if there is any. This time, he finally knows why the diners who ate before were full of praise for Fan Jian's dishes, because Fan Jian's dishes are really good. The eloquence remains fragrant, making people have endless aftertaste, even if compared with myself, it is not too much to show off!
"Come on, sit down and eat, what are you doing watching? Eat!" Kong Xingzhou said to the chef who followed him.

After the chefs glanced at each other, they sat down at the table and began to eat. The expressions on their faces were similar to those of the previous diners, both enjoying and disbelieving!
Gao Mingwei looked at a group of chefs who betrayed him, eating and drinking in his restaurant, while he could only watch from the sidelines, feeling extremely suffocated, and said with a dark face: "You watch here, let them finish eating, and get out! I go first!"

He was afraid that if he continued to stay here, he would have a heart attack, so he turned around and wanted to leave, but the moment he turned around, he was held back by Fan Jian.

"Mr. Gao, don't leave in a hurry, the good show hasn't started yet." Fan Jian said with a mean smile.

"What a good show?" Gao Mingwei looked puzzled.

Fan Jian chuckled and said, "Just watch it!"

puff!
puff!
puff!
Before Gao Mingwei understood what was going on, there were three fart sounds in a row, and at the same time a strange smell filled the air!
This strong smell made everyone around frown, then covered their noses with their hands, and looked at Fan Jian with disgust.

Fan Jian said with an apologetic face: "I'm sorry, my stomach feels a little uncomfortable recently, everyone forgive me!"

Just after saying this, two more farts sounded!

The whole room was filled with this stinky smell.

Everyone was about to cry when they smelled it, damn it, what a fart it is, it's like a biochemical weapon, it's life-threatening!
"Hey, this stomach is really uncomfortable!"

Fan Jian shook his head, with a helpless expression on his face, then looked at Kong Xingzhou and said, "Chef Kong, why don't you eat it? Come on, keep eating. Wouldn't it be a waste not to eat such a delicious thing?"

Crowd: ...

Nima, who the hell can eat this taste?
Gao Mingwei covered his nose and said tactfully, "Xiao Fan, do you want to go to the bathroom?"

"Mr. Gao, when you mentioned going to the bathroom, I remembered that when I went to the bathroom just now, I found that the bathroom hadn't been cleaned. There was still feces in our urinal. It looked old and disgusting, black, and also dirty. ..." Fan Jian chattered on and on, and even called what shit said so vividly that everyone subconsciously imagined the image in the bathroom!
The more people listened, the more disgusted they became, and there was even a feeling of nausea.

After Fan Jian finished speaking, he looked at Kong Xingzhou, who was pale, and added: "Yes, that piece of shit looks like the plate of sea cucumber on Chef Kong's table, but the color is a little darker!"

"vomit!"

The chefs around the table glanced at the sea cucumbers on the table, and suddenly their stomachs churned, wanting to vomit.

"Chef Kong, hurry up and eat, although that piece of shit looks like that plate of sea cucumber, it's definitely not!" Fan Jian emphasized again!
Crowd: ...

Brother, is it really okay for you to be so cheap? When you are eating, you repeatedly emphasize shit, pee, and fart, and you compare the food on the table. Who the hell can eat it?

System: Congratulations on getting 30 base gas point!
Congratulations on getting 15 points of baseness!
Congratulations on getting 17 points of baseness!
……

At this moment, Fan Jian once again gained a lot of cheap energy!
Gao Mingwei also realized at this time that Fan Jian was talking about this, but it's really cheap to say these things when people are eating!

Kong Xingzhou said with a sneer: "You think this little trick is going to disgust me, I don't care at all, when I play these things, you don't know where the hell you are peeing and playing with mud!"

After finishing speaking, he picked up a sea cucumber with chopsticks and stuffed it into his mouth without caring, and at the same time gave Fan Jian a provocative look.

pop, pop, pop...

"Chef Kong really has a lot of experience, I admire it, but I also want to say, when I went to the bathroom just now, I accidentally peed a little on my hand, and I cooked without washing my hands. Yes, what I cooked was what you just ate. The sea cucumber in my mouth, I clearly remember that it was the biggest one on the plate!" Fan Jian said seriously.

Crowd: ...

I just want to say something really TM cheap, and at the same time say: 666!
Kong Xingzhou finally couldn't keep his calm expression any longer, and said a little ugly: "Shut up, and say one more thing, believe it or not, I will beat you to death!"

"I believe, then do you want to beat someone's chest with your small fists, or do you want to hit his sexy little PP?" Fan Jian pouted his buttocks and asked.

Crowd: ...

Nima, you look so cheap, don't talk about Kong Xingzhou, we all want to kill you, okay?

The cheap air value increased rapidly again!
Kong Xingzhou stood up abruptly, slapped the table hard, and shouted with a dark face, "Shut up!"

"OK, I'll shut up!" Fan Jian raised his hand and said.

"Keep eating for me, don't be influenced by him!" Kong Xingzhou yelled at the other chefs.

The other chefs also knew that Fan Jian did it on purpose, so they selectively forgot what Fan Jian said, and were once again attracted by the delicious food on the table, and started to eat it.

A few minutes later, Fan Jian couldn't help but said, "Chef Kong..."

Kong Xingzhou raised his head and yelled, "Shut up!"

Fan Jian raised his hand and said, "Okay, okay, I won't talk anymore, I'll shut up!"

"Humph!"

Kong Xingzhou snorted coldly.

Fan Jian really didn't say a word, just looked at Kong Xingzhou and others.

Twenty minutes later, the table was in a mess. Kong Xingzhou and the others finished the battle, and sat lazily on the chair while rubbing their stomachs. Not to mention, the dishes made by Fan Jian were indeed delicious!

Fan Jian came over, looked at Kong Xingzhou and said with a smile: "Chef Kong, eat well, can I talk now?"

(End of this chapter)