history's cheapest

Chapter 4 The Crappy System　
This completes the task?
It seems that becoming a little bitch is not as difficult as imagined.

At this time, that villain suddenly appeared in Fan Jian's mind, and said with a look of surprise: "Oh, not bad, you have completed the first task so quickly, you are indeed the bitch I chose, and you have a future!"

Fan Jian didn't bother to deal with the system, so he clicked on the title he got to see what the title of this junior little bitch does!
Junior little slut: The wearer has all attributes +1, and at the same time has a self-conceited air, every move will have an impulse to scold the slut (Note: This title cannot be removed, it can only be replaced by a new title! )

Seeing the effect attached to this title, Fan Jian felt dizzy for a while. Everyone who came into contact with him felt that he was cheap, so how could he still pick up girls?

In particular, this title cannot be taken down, it can only be replaced. Isn't this system too stupid?
"I'm not cheating. As the host of the greatest system in history, how can you be like an ordinary person, and you must have your own cheapness in history!" the system said proudly with its head held high.

God is so cheap!
Fan Jian wanted to scold her, but at this moment the system continued: "Since you are the host who completed the initial mission the fastest in history, I decided to reward you..."

When Fan Jian heard this, surprise appeared on his face, and suddenly he felt that this system is not so hateful, and sometimes it is quite cute, so he quickly asked: "What are you going to reward me for?"

"The reward is to release the second task in advance. In the next 24 hours, complete two despicable things. The task rewards [-] points. If the task fails, all attributes will be deducted by [-] points. How can you be surprised or surprised?! "

Fan Jian: ...

He decided to take back what he just said, this system is not cute at all, it is simply a little devil!
"Can this TM be called a reward?" Fan Jian growled!

"Of course it's a reward. If you complete all the tasks ahead of time, then you can become a cheap saint earlier. What a reward!" the system said with a smile.

"How can a kind and upright person like me complete two missions within 24 hours? How can you be a cheater?" Fan Jian roared.

System: "People are forced out, I am optimistic about you, come on!"

Fan Jian said in his heart: Not necessarily, some of them were caesarean section!
He could see that this system was a scam, and it was basically impossible for him to cancel the task on his own initiative, so he could only accept it silently.

"Boss, boss!" Fatty shouted in Fan Jian's ear.

"Ah, what's the matter?" Fan Jian asked after regaining his senses.

"Boss, I've been calling you for a long time. Do you have any sequelae that haven't been detected? I'll call the doctor for you right now and do a full body checkup for you." The fat man said hastily.

Fan Jian hurriedly stopped the fat man: "I'm fine, I was just thinking about something just now, I didn't hear you calling me."

"Oh!"

The fat man nodded, and immediately stared at Fan Jian with a strange expression, as if there were flowers on his face, which made his heart shudder.

"Fatty, why are you looking at me like that? Is there something on my face?"

The fat man said with a puzzled look: "Boss, why do I feel that you are a little different from just now?"

"What's the difference?"

"Why do I feel that your every move now has a kind, a kind, anyway, it's a feeling that I can't describe!" The fat man said with a tangled expression as he grabbed his hair.

Fan Jian: "Is it that kind of cheap feeling?"

"Yes, yes, that's the feeling!" Fatty's head clicked like a chicken pecking at rice!
Fan Jian looked gloomy, and it seemed that the title of that junior little bitch was starting to play a role. He shook his head and said, "Why did you call me just now?"

"Boss, can you do me a favor?" The fat man looked at Fan Jian in front of him sincerely.

Fan Jian glanced at it and knew what the fat man wanted to do, so he directly refused: "No help!"

"Boss, don't you love me anymore, don't you really love me?" The fat man stared at Fan Jian pitifully with his big watery eyes!

"Get lost, I have never loved you!" Fan Jian said angrily.

"Good boss, just help me once, this last time!" Fatty said sincerely while holding Fan Jian's hand.

Fan Jian said contemptuously: "How many times have you told me this, do you want me to send you a love letter again?"

The fat man said with a playful smile: "You still know me, the boss, and the boss who knows me also knows me!"

Fan Jian glanced at his lips. Others dare not say it, but this fat man knows his own way. Every time this guy wants to send love letters to others, he will do this for himself. In the three years of high school, the love letters he sent out for this guy are at least There are hundreds of letters, and the most powerful thing is that this guy sends love letters to different people every time. Girls in the entire grade group, as long as they don't have a boyfriend, they will be harassed by the fat man all over the place!
"Can't you change your personal pit?"

The fat man chuckled and said, "No one else has the ability to be the boss. Who in the whole school doesn't know that you are a famous sissy, and you have a good relationship with all the girls."

"That's a must!" Fan Jian's face revealed a hint of complacency.

It turns out that this bitch Fan Jian has been pretending to be a bitch for three years in high school. Although he can't fall in love, he has a sisterly relationship with all the girls. He can often hold hands with some girls and go shopping, and sometimes he can get a little Welfare and so on are the envy of all the boys in the school.

In order to be able to get in touch with girls, he can even pretend to be a sissy. It can be said that he is so cheap, so it is not without reason that the super cheap system chose him as the host.

"Stop talking nonsense, who is it?" Fan Jian urged.

"Lu Yanxue!"

Fan Jian's eyes widened: "Who are you talking about?"

"Lu Yanxue!" the fat man repeated.

"You cow!"

Fan Jian gave the fat man a thumbs up. The girls who the fat man sent love letters to before were all pretty-looking girls. He thought it was that pretty girl again this time, but he didn't expect it to be Lu Yanxue. When he thought of Lu Yanxue's appearance, I couldn't help shivering.

Because this Lu Yanxue's appearance is exactly the opposite of her name, the fat man's body is big enough, this Lu Yanxue is even bigger than the fat man, the ground trembles when she walks, and no boy dares to pursue her for three whole years , it is estimated that Fatty is the first in high school, it can be said that the courage is commendable!
"Why do you want to give Lu Yanxue a love letter?" Fan Jian asked curiously.

"Because I want to verify a fact, that is, whether I am really that ugly, and none of the hundreds of love letters agreed to me. If I am rejected this time, I will not live!" The fat man said in a desolate voice.

"What if Lu Yanxue agrees?"

"Then I..." The fat man hesitated, and said immediately, "Then I will be with her. In fact, she is not bad, she is just a little fat, but every fat man is a potential stock."

Now that Fatty has said so, Fan Jian can only agree...

(End of this chapter)