history's cheapest

Chapter 27 System Mall
"[-]. Open the exchange mall, and the host can exchange the required items through cheap energy!"

"Second, according to the degree of the protagonist's foulness every time, and how the people around you feel about you, the system will immediately give the host 1~99 points of cheapness!"

"Three, open the slut leaderboard!"

"Issuing the main task: the host needs to raise his ranking to the first place in the city within half a year. Task reward: get a random skill, get the title of senior slut, and get [-] points of cheapness. Failure penalty: deduct [-] points from all attributes point."

What the hell……

Fan Jian had the urge to vomit blood, deducting 50 points from all attributes, didn't he tell himself clearly that if the task failed, he would just wait to become a mentally handicapped child full of diseases?

No, I want to see how much I rank now?

So he asked, "System, how do I see my ranking?"

The system said with a sad face: "My God, why did I tell you such a stupid host, how many times have I told you? Just silently read the options you want to see in your heart!"

Fan Jian: ...

I don't know much about this system!
Say silently in your heart: Slut leaderboard!
In an instant, an interface with the slut rankings appeared in my mind, and there were three rankings: City Ranking, National Ranking, and World Ranking!
Both the national ranking and the world ranking are now in pitch darkness, and nothing can be seen. The only thing that can be seen is the city ranking. On the front of the city ranking is the ranking number, the name of the person, and a string of numbers behind it. A man named Wang Yufu ranked first in the city's ranking list, and the number behind it was 13020, and the moment he looked at it, the number changed to 13021.

Where are you?
Fan Jian is looking for his own ranking in the leaderboard!
From top to bottom!

Finally, I found my name at position 9001, and the number behind my name was 30!

Fan Jian asked the system suspiciously: "What does the number behind this person's name mean?"

"That represents the number of times you committed a crime!"

Fan Jian: ...

How could he only commit foulness fifty times?
This shit is unscientific, right?
"System, are you sure there is nothing wrong with this record leaderboard?" Fan Jian couldn't help asking.

The system said confidently: "I am the greatest system in history, and I will never make any mistakes!"

"Damn it, I've only done fifty times, and No.1 has committed more than 1 fucking times. How could I catch up to him within half a year?" Fan Jian said dejectedly.

"Grandma, are you sincerely trying to kill me? I don't have to wait half a year after I read it, I'll go out and find a piece of tofu right now and kill me!"

The system said calmly: "According to calculations, tofu can't kill people. If it's frozen tofu, it's a different matter. But I think it's too hard to find frozen tofu now. Why don't you just open the car door and jump out? Calculate, you have an 89% chance of dying, a 10% chance of being permanently disabled, and a 1% chance of becoming a vegetable!"

Fan Jian: ...

He said angrily, "Brother, do you really want me to die that much?"

System: "I'm just fully meeting your needs. In fact, don't be so pessimistic. According to your talent, it is not hopeless to surpass him within half a year."

Fan Jian: ...

Is this Nima boasting herself?
But why does he sound so awkward?

After being depressed, Fan Jian was a little curious, how cheap is this No. [-] Wang Yufu?
He was able to do more than 1 cheap things!
The most amazing thing is that after so many cheap things, he was not beaten to death!

"By the way, this Wang Yufu has done so many cheap things, so it should be more in line with your requirements. Why didn't you choose him as your host, but me?" Fan Jian couldn't help asking.

System: "This system is the greatest system in history. How can choosing a host be so superficial? I only look at the surface. What I see is talent. According to my calculations, you are the most talented person on this planet!"

Fan Jian: Shouldn't I be honored?

"Then why now I can only see the city rankings, but not the national and world rankings?" Fan Jian asked again.

"Because your current level is not enough, when you become the first in the city ranking, the national ranking will automatically start!" The system said.

Fan Jian nodded, he should not think so much now, he should think about how to become the number one bitch in the city within half a year!
"By the way, what's in the system mall?" Fan Jian asked.

"You can have whatever you want!"

"Really?" Fan Jian asked suspiciously.

"It must be true, are you doubting the authority of my greatest system in history?" The system looked at Fan Jian with a displeased expression.

"no!"

Fan Jian quickly shook his head. Although he felt that the system's punishment was not as severe as before, he was not a masochist, and he didn't want to be electrocuted for no reason!
"That's about the same." The system nodded in satisfaction.

Fan Jian learned his lesson this time, and no longer asked the system how to open the system mall, but directly said in his heart: system mall!

So the mall interface instantly appeared in his mind, and he saw Fan Jian written on it, with a value of cheapness: 100 points.

Mall classification: technology, skills, two categories!

Fan Jian turned on the technology casually, and a large row of products appeared on it instantly. Looking at these things, Fan Jian's eyes widened instantly, and he couldn't help swallowing. This system is really not bragging. On the page are laser cannons, particle beam weapons, aircraft carriers, spaceships... All kinds of things that only appear in sci-fi movies, all appear in the system mall, but according to Fan Jian's current value, he can't afford any of them. Because if you choose any one, you will need tens of thousands of Qi points!
He could only stare at these things now, so he reluctantly closed the technology interface and opened the skill interface!
In this interface, there are various skills, such as survival in the wild, swimming, and other attribute points that can be exchanged for cheap energy.

However, the difference from the technology interface is that the exchange of skills requires a lot less qi points. For example, [-] qi points can be exchanged for one attribute point, and a few hundred qi points can be exchanged for a skill!
When Fan Jian was looking at the system mall, the system took the initiative to say: "As a great system that has experienced 27 hosts, I would like to remind you that if you have cheap energy, you should first exchange attribute points!"

"Why?" Fan Jian asked.

"Because you are too cheap and easy to be beaten to death, if the attribute points are full, the chance of death will be lower!" The system said sincerely.

Fan Jian: ...

He felt that what the system said was very reasonable, and if he continued to be cheap like this, he was indeed not too far away from being killed.

The system continued: "One more thing..."

(End of this chapter)