history's cheapest

Chapter 21 Your Bitch From the Inside Out
"Brother Jian, do you feel that you are not angry enough and want me to help you, stimulate you, and make you angry? Don't worry, this kind of thing will be covered by me!" Zhang Wei patted his chest, eyes still Flames that danced eagerly.

Fan Jian: ...

"Tell me the truth, have you been waiting for a chance for a long time?"

Zhang Wei shook his head fiercely: "How is this possible, you are my most beloved sword brother, how could it make you angry!"

In the next second, he said to himself: "Tell me how I want to stimulate you later, whether to scold you or beat you, or Brother Jian, tell me secretly that you like the girl in our class." Girl, if I go to tease her, you will definitely be angry, what do you think?"

Fan Jian looked at Zhang Wei with black lines all over his face, why did he feel that this guy was more suitable for the super cheap system than himself?
So I silently talked to the system in my mind: "I seem to have found a host that better meets your requirements, or you can think about it, how about binding him as a host?"

System: "You mean the fat man in front of you?"

"Yes."

The system refused: "He can't!"

"Why can't it work, don't you think he looks so cheap now?" Fan Jian questioned.

The system shook his head and said: "He looks cheap, but his cheapness is only on the surface, but you are different. Your cheapness is from the inside out, and it has already reached the bone marrow. You are the host. The best choice!"

Fan Jian: ...

Is the system praising itself? Why does it sound so awkward?

Zhang Wei said a lot of ways to make Fan Jian angry, but he saw Fan Jian staring at himself with a dark complexion without saying a word, and said cautiously: "Brother Jian, you are not going to launch that staring so-and-so pregnant again!" superpowers?"

As a result, Fan Jian remained silent.

Now Zhang Wei was in a hurry: "Brother Jian, you have to calm down and don't be impulsive. I said so much to help you get angry. If you want to activate that super power, you should activate it on Hua Junyi. Don't be so angry." look at me!"

There was a hint of crying in his voice, he was a big man, he didn't want to get pregnant and have a baby!
Fan Jian explained the conversation with the system, looked at Zhang Wei who was about to cry, and said speechlessly: "You think too much, I just want you to find a way to lend me Hua Junyi's phone That's all."

call!
Seeing that Fan Jian was not angry, Zhang Wei heaved a sigh of relief, but immediately widened his eyes: "Brother Jian, are you kidding me, let me borrow Hua Junyi's cell phone?"

"Is there a problem?" Fan Jian asked back.

What is a problem?

This problem is getting bigger, okay?

I just finished provoking Hua Junyi, and now I want to borrow the phone, how could he give it to me.

"Brother Jian, you didn't bring your mobile phone, I'll give you mine!" Zhang Wei took out three mobile phones from his pocket and put them on the table.

Fan Jian shook his head: "Your phone is useless, I want Hua Junyi's."

Zhang Wei didn't understand, he had his own mobile phone, why did he have to borrow it from Hua Junyi?

"Brother Jian, what do you mean?"

Fan Jian replied: "The secret must not be leaked, anyway, you just need to borrow Hua Junyi's mobile phone, and then wait to watch the good show."

"All right, I'll think of a way!" Zhang Wei agreed.

It was unrealistic for Zhang Wei to borrow the phone from Hua Junyi in person, as they would not talk to him at all, so he could only ask others for help.

Taking advantage of the break time after class, Zhang Wei ran to the side and said a few words to a girl. The girl walked up to Hua Junyi and didn't know what to say, so she took Hua Junyi's phone and handed it to Zhang Wei.

"Brother Jian, mobile phone!"

"OK!"

After Fan Jian took the phone, he operated it a few times. Zhang Wei poked his head to see, but just as he poked his head, he didn't see anything. Fan Jian handed the phone back and said, "It's done, Give it back to him!"

What the hell?
nailed it?
Zhang Wei was in a bad mood, and said very depressedly: "Brother Jian, you are playing with me, it will be fine after just a few operations, what price will I pay for Yuan Fang to help me, I will treat her to lunch for a whole month And snacks!"

The more he talked, the more he felt flesh pain, liver pain, pain all over his body and everywhere!

Fan Jian patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry, the money is worth the money. You can just wait and watch the show later!"

"All right!"

Zhang Wei stood up sullenly and asked Yuan Fang to return the phone to Hua Junyi.

Jingle Bell!
The class bell rang, and an old man nearly sixty years old walked into the classroom with a straight face. All the students straightened up immediately, and even some rich second generations who never listened to the class put away their mobile phones and forced themselves to listen to the class , because this old man is notoriously old-fashioned in the school, and no one will give him face. If you dare not attend the class, he will kick you out of the classroom. If you are kicked out of the classroom three times in a row, you will be expelled from the school. No one will ask for mercy. No, even the devil incarnation dare not be too presumptuous in his class!

And the reason why this old man is so powerful is because his teaching level is really high, nearly half of the leading officials in City H were taught by him!

The old man was attending class, and Fan Jian secretly took out his mobile phone.

"Brother Jian, what are you doing? You don't want to play with your mobile phone in Teacher Zhou's class, do you?" Zhang Wei said nervously.

Fan Jian said: "I'm not playing with the phone, I'm letting you watch a movie."

What does holding a mobile phone have to do with watching a movie?
"What drama?"

"Don't worry about it, just wait and see, the good show will be staged soon." Fan Jian looked at Hua Junyi and Tian Weiguang in front, with a mean smile on his face.

At the same time, Hua Junyi whispered to Tian Weiguang: "Brother Tian, ​​don't worry, I will let that Fan Jian know how good I am after school at noon today!"

Tian Weiguang also pretended to say: "Junyi, don't be impulsive, after all, we are classmates, it's not good to be too stiff!"

"My classmate, since he dares to make Brother Tian look bad, he is not my classmate!" Hua Junyi said angrily, "Don't worry, I promise he won't be able to eat and walk around, and he will never dare to talk to you again. Do it right!"

Tian Weiguang sighed, and pretended to say: "Well, I can't control you anyway, but you must remember not to kill anyone!"

"Brother Tian, ​​don't worry, I'm a bit stupid, but I'm not brave. If I kill someone, I'll go to jail. I'll let him suffer a little bit, seeing you scared!" Hua Junyi said.

Fan Jian looked at Hua Junyi, took out his phone with a mean smile and operated a few times on the screen.

Buzz!

Hua Junyi's body trembled.

"What's wrong?" Tian Weiguang asked.

"I seem to have a message."

While talking, Hua Junyi took out his mobile phone and looked at it, and then he was dumbfounded...

(End of this chapter)