history's cheapest

Chapter 13
"Have you ever flown a plane?" Fan Jian stared at Zheng Chao curiously.

Hearing this question, Zheng Chao felt the urge to throw the cup, and his heart was about to collapse. Brother, can you ask some normal questions?
Everyone in the box had black lines on their faces, but they looked at Zheng Chao curiously. Even a group of girls had eyes of anticipation, wanting to know the answer.

As a normal man, how could he never masturbate on a plane?

But Zheng Chao would never admit it, even if he was beaten to death, otherwise he would have no face to hang around in the class.

"I……"
Just as Zheng Chao wanted to answer, Fan Jian said from the side: "Zheng Chao, you have to think about it, if you tell lies, you will be impotent forever."
Other students chimed in: "That's right, you must never tell lies."
"If you tell lies, all of us will curse you, barren and full of children."
……

Hearing these words, Zheng Chao felt an urge to cry, and at this moment, he heard a voice from beside him: "How could you do this, Zheng Chao is also our classmate anyway."
The students around looked at the speaker and were stunned. No one thought that it would be him who spoke for Zheng Chao.

Looking at the speaker, Zheng Chao was even more moved to tears, and said excitedly: "Thank you, I treated you like that just now, unexpectedly... actually..."
It turned out that the person who spoke was none other than Zhou Xiong who was kissed by him just now.

Zhou Xiong said with a pale face: "You're welcome, we are all classmates, they just said that you are too cruel, if you tell lies, just become like Fan Jian."
Zheng Chao looked at Fan Jian with a charming face, and imagined that he would look like Fan Jian in thong pants, and couldn't help but shudder in his heart. He would rather die than become a sissy.

"Chaochao, have you ever flown a plane?" Fan Jian urged.

Zheng Chao looked at the students around him, thinking about the curses that all the students had given him. He closed his eyes, gritted his teeth, and said, "Beat it."
Yo!
There was booing and laughter in the whole private room.

"Super brother awesome!"
"Brother Super 666!"
……

Zheng Chao's face was as red as a monkey's butt.

Fan Jian shouted loudly: "Stop laughing, what's so funny, it's like you've never played a plane before."
Zheng Chao was a little moved when he heard Fan Jian speak for him, but he seemed to have forgotten, if Fan Jian didn't ask this question, how could he be laughed at.

Fan Jian's words still had some effect. The laughter in the private room gradually quieted down. There seemed to be no problem with these words. There are a few boys who have never taken a plane, it's just a matter of how much, there is no need to laugh at fifty steps.

"Zheng Chao, can you answer one more question?"
"What's the problem?" Zheng Chao looked at Fan Jian.

Fan Jian asked: "Who do you usually YY with?"
Zheng Chao doesn't want to talk now.

Fan Jian didn't care either, and said, "It doesn't matter if you don't say it now, I will continue to ask after you lose."
This appearance seems to have settled for Zheng Chao.

"Yes, hurry up and continue."
"Brother Chao, keep playing, maybe you will win the next game."
"That's right, if you win, you can avenge your revenge and punish Fan Jian to your heart's content."
……

The students around encouraged Zheng Chao to continue playing games with Fan Jian, because they were also curious about who Zheng Chao's yelling partner would be.

Zheng Chao: ...

Playing with your sister, this nima has lost three games in a row. If I continue to play, I am afraid that I will become the laughing stock of everyone, so no matter what others say, he will not play anymore.

Seeing that the task has been completed 6/10, Fan Jian was excited, and the victory was in sight, so he asked while the iron was hot: "Is there anyone else who wants to play with me?"
A group of people looked at each other, playing a fart, Zheng Chao is a lesson from the past, no one wants to be the second Zheng Chao.

Seeing that no one signed up, Fan Jian reflected in his heart: Is it because I played too much just now, so no one dared to continue, but the task must be completed, and he was thinking about how to let other people continue to play the game At that time, Zhou Xiong stood up and said: "I'll play with you, I don't believe it, you won three games in a row, and you can continue to win!"
Awesome!
The others looked at Zhou Xiong and gave thumbs up one after another, thinking that Zhou Xiong's courage is commendable!

In fact, what they didn't know was that the reason why Zhou Xiong played truth or dare with Fan Jian was to avenge his forced kiss just now!
Zheng Chao cheered for Zhou Xiong: "Zhou Xiong, come on! You must avenge me!"
Game continues.

rock-paper-scissors!
Sometimes I have to say that the imagination is full and the reality is skinny!
Zhou Xiong lost and was defeated.

Immediately afterwards, there were four or five people who did not believe in evil, did not believe that Fan Jian could continue to win, and went to battle one after another. The result was obvious, and they all lost.

So in the next hour, all the students in Class [-], Senior Three, finally knew what it means to be endlessly cheap, because the key question asked made the things they did cheaper one by one: let people go out and look at the people on the telephone poles. Clenched fists and shouted loudly: My illness is finally cured! !
Let a very strong boy in the class open the door of the box and yell towards the corridor, I finally have my period! !

Ask people: Which one have you ever yyed?
Which one would you choose as the YY object now?

……

After playing a few rounds, no one dared to continue playing with Fan Jian anymore. What a fool, you can only lose but not win!

A group of people looked at Fan Jian suspiciously, wondering if he cheated?Otherwise, how can you only win but not lose?
But after thinking about it, I think it is impossible. After all, this is rock-paper-scissors, and there is no way to cheat.

In the end, it can only be said that Fan Jian had great luck today!
As Fan Jian's brother, Zhang Wei whispered from the side: "Boss, I finally know how you died in the future?"
"How did you die?"
"He's so cheap, or he was beaten to death because he was too cheap." Zhang Wei said seriously.

Fan Jian: ...

He felt that he was very innocent, and he didn't want to be like this, but if he didn't commit a crime, he might die!

Ding Dong!

At this moment, a systematic voice sounded in Fan Jian's mind: Congratulations to the host for completing ten missions and gaining 30 cheapness points!
The mission was finally completed, and Fan Jian was relieved that he didn't have to lose his health.

"System." Fan Jian shouted in his head.

System: "What do you want from this system?"
My luck is really good today, I haven't lost in a dozen games, so Fan Jian suspected that the system was helping, so he asked, "Why did I keep winning just now? Are you helping me?"
(End of this chapter)