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Chapter 103 Love Tester

"You still have the face to ask us why?"

"Just for harassing the school girl at you, we can beat you to death a hundred times is not too much!"

"That's right, you're a scum, a scum!"

……

A group of students attacked Fan Jian with their tongues and swords, as if Fan Jian had committed some heinous crime.

Fan Jian didn't refute, just listened quietly, and after everyone finished speaking, he said: "Then who saw me harassing Qi Mengshu?"

"he!"

All the students pointed at Tian Weiming at the same time!

puff!

Fan Jian couldn't help laughing, and said sarcastically, "Do you believe what he said?"

"Why can't he believe what he said?" A student couldn't help asking.

"Because he's slandering me, do you know why he hates me so much?" Fan Jian asked back.

A group of students shook their heads!

"Because he hated me out of love, and now he hates me almost to the bone, don't believe the way you look at him!" Fan Jian said.

A group of students looked at Tian Weiming, and they saw the flames of anger in Tian Weiming's eyes, as if they were about to swallow Fan Jian alive.

Tian Weiming quickly explained: "Everyone, don't be deceived by him. The reason why I am so angry is because he harassed Qi Mengshu and threatened Ma Mingyue. Everyone can punish a scum like this, just do these things to him, you guys Don't you get angry when you see him?"

A group of students nodded again, feeling that what Tian Weiming said made sense.

Fan Jian said: "Do you think sophistry is useful? When you were at the school gate last time, you intended to insult me, and even wanted to drag me to the grove to plot against me. How do you explain this?"

I go!

When a group of boys heard this, they immediately exclaimed. Isn't this news too explosive?

Actually plotting against a man, a group of people looked at Tian Weiming with complicated eyes, including amazement, admiration, and contempt!

Tian Weiming became anxious when he heard this, and hurriedly argued: "Students, don't be fooled by his rhetoric, he is talking nonsense, and my sexual orientation is absolutely fine!"

Fan Jian curled his lips and said, "Really? Then do you dare to do an experiment?"

"Just do it!"

Tian Weiming agreed straight away, there is nothing to be afraid of such a thing, his sexual orientation is absolutely fine, I don't believe that he can bend himself!
"Tell me, how to test?"

"It's very simple. You take off your pants, and then I'll find a handsome guy to do pole dancing here. If you can't be hard, I believe you're not crooked!" Fan Jian said.

Take your pants off in front of so many people?

This was obviously humiliating himself, and he roared angrily: "Fuck you, what kind of experiment is this?"

"Look at you, you're guilty, don't you dare to do it!" Fan Jian's face showed a smug look.

"Guilty sister, why don't you fucking take off your pants in front of so many people!" Tian Weiming retorted.

The other students also nodded one after another, feeling that Fan Jian's experimental method is indeed a little too much!
Fan Jian said impatiently: "It's really troublesome. Although this method is simple and crude, it is the most intuitive. Since you think this will affect the image, let's change the method and use an instrument to detect it!"

Test it with a machine?
Surprised expressions appeared on the faces of the students around. Is technology so advanced now?

You can actually test for homosexuality with an instrument!

"instrument?"

"That's right, just wait a moment, I'll prepare the testing equipment!" Fan Jian said.

"Hehe, I asked you to prepare, I want to see what you can prepare!"

Tian Weiming had a sneer on his face, and he couldn't believe it. There are still instruments for testing homosexuality these days.

Seeing that Fan Jian was about to leave, Zhang Wei quickly grabbed Fan Jian and asked, "Boss, do you really have that device for testing homosexuality?"

"no!"

Zhang Wei: "Then you are?"

"Run away!" Fan Jian said frankly.

"Then what should I do?" Zhang Wei said nervously.

"Help me stop them!"

Zhang Wei asked worriedly: "What if they beat me to death in a fit of anger?"

"Don't worry, we are brothers, how can I just watch them beat you to death, if they really beat you to death, I will burn the paper for you!" Fan Jian said solemnly.

Zhang Wei: ...

Even though he knew that Fan Jian couldn't really abandon him, but after hearing this, he still felt that Fan Jian was really cheap!

System: Congratulations on getting 10 base gas point!
Fan Jian walked to a corner alone, calling out to the system: "System, come out!"

The system walked out with four square steps and said, "Please call me the greatest system in history!"

Fan Jian: ...

This system really never forgets narcissism!

"Let me ask, is there a homosexual testing machine in the mall?" Fan Jian asked.

The system spread its hands: "No!"

No?

Fan Jian was dumbfounded for a moment, there was none, and said angrily: "Don't you tell me what you want in the system mall?"

"I have everything you need. If you want it, I can fix it for you, just in case you can't afford it!" The system said casually.

Fan Jian lost his temper the moment he was pissed off by these words, and he came out as a whole, with a price of 9999999, which was not something he could afford, and it was an unwise choice to argue with the system. If you win, get an electric shock, no matter what, it's your own bad luck!

"Is there any instrument to test love and then control the result?" Fan Jian asked.

"Yes, go to the mall and search for it yourself!" the system said.

Fan Jian directly enters the system mall, enters the word love, and searches!

Several results appeared in an instant, and the first one was the love tester!The price is 199 cheap gas value!
Looking at the price, Fan Jian felt rejoicing. Fortunately, he was smart and left behind [-] cheap gas points. Otherwise, he would be dumbfounded. Click to buy!

The Love Tester instantly appears in the inventory!

Love Tester: It is used to test the love between men and women. The degree of emotion is divided into four levels: no feeling, reluctantly, true love, and the sea is dry and rocky. The results can be controlled by remote control!

Remote control, where is the remote control?
Fan Jian searched for a long time but couldn't find any remote control, so he asked the system: "Where is the remote control of this love tester?"

"Remote control needs to be purchased separately!"

Fan Jian: ...

Your sister, this system is completely pitted. To buy an instrument, you need to buy a remote control separately. If this is in reality, if you buy a TV, and then the remote control needs to be purchased separately, won’t you be killed?

It's a pity that this is not reality. The system is now the boss, and I can only listen to the rules of the system.

When he found the remote control, Fan Jian felt that it was robbery, a remote control was actually sold more expensive than the tester, and it cost 299 gas points!
If I had known that I would not have chosen this unlucky machine, now that I am on a thief ship and I can’t get off it anymore, after scolding the system a hundred times in my heart, I still chose to buy it!
Looking at the remaining 2 points of baseness, Fan Jian wanted to cry but had no tears in his heart. After 20 years of hard work, he returned to the pre-liberation!
(End of this chapter)