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Chapter 10 Are you afraid of being beaten to death?
"You have the nerve to compare it to my watch?" Tian Weiming's eyes showed endless mockery and contempt.

"Oh, it's so annoying, someone bought it for me, and they took it by mistake!"

Fan Jian blushed all over his face

He ran to Tian Weiming's side, snatched back the pair of trousers, and stuffed them into his pocket in a hurry.

Crackling!

As soon as these words came out, everyone at the scene was really shocked this time. You are usually a bit of a bitch and we will forget it. You are a big man, and you actually wear this kind of panties?

Fan Jian gave the others a look, and said, "What kind of eyes do you have? They just like to wear them, don't they? I hate it!"

hiss!
Everyone looked at Fan Jian's coquettish look, and couldn't help but shudder, goosebumps all over the floor!

"This is the gift they prepared for Yu Xi!"

Fan Jian took out another gift box that was exactly the same as before from his pocket!
"What kind of rubbish is this time?"

Tian Weiming snatched the gift box from Fan Jian with a sneer. He didn't want Tong Yuxi to open it. It was too annoying, so he opened the gift box violently. After taking a look, he mocked: "Hehe, Fan Jian, Don't you think this thing is too childish?"

Everyone looked curious, wondering what the real gift Fan Jian gave Tong Yuxi was.

"Everyone is curious about what Fan Jian gave you, so I'll let you take a closer look now!"

Tian Weiming reached into the box, grabbed it, and lifted the gift into the air.

Crackling!

The chair fell to the ground, and the students in Class [-] of the third year panicked and moved away from Tian Weiming, as if Tian Weiming had some infectious disease.

"Tian Weiming, you...your hand...is...is..." a student stammered.

Tian Weiming said with a look of contempt: "It's a fart, this is just a pile of plastic toy poop, I don't bother to play such childish tricks after I was three years old."

Fan Jian said lazily from the side: "Are you sure?"

"Hehe, you want to scare me, you pretend I've never played this thing?" Tian Weiming said disdainfully.

"Then just look at your hands!" Fan Jian said with a smile.

"Just look, fuck, what the fuck is this?" Tian Weiming saw that the poop on his hand was already shapeless, it was stained all over, and there was a stench!
This time it was Fan Jian's turn to be contemptuous: "Are you a fool, you don't even know poop!"

The real papa was sticking to his hands, and now he really broke down, ran out of the private room frantically, screaming and screaming all the way!
"I've never seen someone so stupid as to actually grab Papa with his hands!" Fan Jian looked contemptuous.

A group of students had black lines on their faces. He dared to do this because he had made up his mind that you wouldn't really give poop, so he dared to touch it with his hands. How could you know that you are so cheap that you actually gave Tong Yuxi a piece of poop.

"Yuxi, do you like this birthday present I gave you?" Fan Jian asked Tong Yuxi.

what?
Tong Yuxi subconsciously agreed: "What gift?"

The others also looked puzzled, what kind of gift was Fan Jian talking about, that little nei nei, or that lump of poop?

"It's the scene just now. This is a special gift from me, an unforgettable memory!" Fan Jian said solemnly.

If this is really a birthday gift, it is really special, and Tong Yuxi will definitely never forget it, but there is another person who will never forget it, and that is Tian Weiming who grabbed a hand of papa!
"Thank you!" Tong Yuxi said with a blushing face.

After someone cleaned up the scene, the dinner continued!

Just when everyone was eating happily, there was a loud bang, and the door of the private room was opened. Tian Weiming stood at the door, his face was pale, and he shouted angrily: "Fan Jian!"

"Tian Weiming, you are back, sit down and eat!" Fan Jian said with a smile on his face.

"Eat your uncle, I will kill you today!"

Tian Weiming roared frantically, just now he ran to the bathroom and vomited for more than ten minutes, almost vomiting bile, and then washed his hands dozens of times, and the skin on his hands was almost peeled off, but even so, he still felt There was a lingering stench on my hands.

"Tian Weiming, don't be impulsive, Fanfan was joking with you just now!" Several boys stood up and stopped him.

"Don't fucking stop me, whoever stops me, I will do it together!" Tian Weiming's eyes were red, and he went into a state of rampage.

"Tian Weiming, listen to me, what you grabbed just now wasn't real poop!" A boy quickly explained.

"Ok?"

Tian Weiming calmed down a lot when he heard this.

Seeing the effect, the boy quickly continued: "Fanfan explained to us just now that the one you caught was served with roasted sweet potatoes!"

"Then what is that stench?" Tian Weiming couldn't help but ask.

"It's just soaked in stinky tofu juice."

Then several boys took turns persuading Tian Weiming. Although they were still very upset, they could still accept it. They gave Fan Jian a hard look, walked to their seats, looked at the dishes on the table, and could not help but growl. He screamed, he was about to spit out bile just now, so now his stomach is empty, he picked up his chopsticks and began to replenish his energy.

After Tian Weiming ate for about ten minutes, Fan Jian suddenly opened his mouth and said, "Tian Weiming!"

Tian Weiming ignored him.

"Tian Weiming, I have something to tell you." Fan Jian said.

Tian Weiming raised his head and said to Fan Jian with an unfriendly expression, "Speak if you have something to say, and fart if you have something to say!"

"Oh, I just want to tell you that what those boys said just now was to comfort you. What you caught just now was really poop, and you seemed to have poop on your hands that you didn't clean up just now, as if you accidentally ate it. It went into his mouth." Fan Jian said kindly.

Tian Weiming's hand holding the chopsticks froze for an instant, his face turned pale again, vomit, he covered his mouth and ran out of the private room frantically again!
The whole room watched this scene in amazement.

Looking at Tian Weiming's back, Zhang Wei couldn't help but said to Fan Jian: "Boss, is what you said just now true?"

"No, I lied to him, but it was really a sweet potato!" Fan Jian said casually.

"Then you just now..." Zhang Wei said.

Fan Jian: "I just want to see how he will react when he hears my words."

Everyone's face was full of black lines, and they just wanted to say: You are so cheap, aren't you afraid of being beaten to death?
When Tian Weiming came back again, he went into a runaway state and said he wanted to fight Fan Jian desperately. He was stopped by more than a dozen boys. Fan Jian also assured that it was not poop, so Tian Weiming completely calmed down, but he was not in the mood here. He continued to stay, turned around and left, and when he was leaving, he threatened Fan Jian, saying that he would go for a test, and if he knew it was real poop, he would make Fan Jian look good.

Tian Weiming's departure did not affect other people. After eating, everyone went directly to the KTV above the restaurant and continued to have fun...

(End of this chapter)