history's cheapest

Chapter 1 Super Cheap System
"Cuff, move the warehouse..."

Fan Jian was concentrating on the computer screen in front of him as the imaginative sound echoed in the small room.

'Gulu' couldn't help swallowing his saliva, his eyes were full of envy, actor is probably the happiest profession in the world, not only can he change women every day in a legitimate way, but also get money, God, if I can experience it for myself The feeling of being an actor, I am willing to die!

I'll go, what's the matter? !

Fan Jian looked at the keyboard in front of him in bewilderment, why is it smoking?
Crackling!

Arcs flickered across the keyboard!

The computer is about to explode?

God, did you hear me wrong, just now I meant to let me die as a male actress once, not to kill me directly, I am a virgin, I don’t want to die yet!
However, these words were of no use. After an electric arc flashed, Fan Jian fell down on the keyboard with black eyes, and the cold electric arc slapped his face indiscriminately!
Am I hanging up?

There was darkness in front of Fan Jian, only consciousness existed. At this moment, a ray of light slowly appeared, accompanied by a villain with bare buttocks in front of him.

He looked at the villain curiously, and asked heartlessly: "Are you the legendary angel? Why don't you have wings? Oh, and the little brother is so amazing!"

The villain said with a dull face: "Please keep respecting me, you are not my host yet!"

Fan Jian looked confused: "Host, what is it?"

The villain ignored Fan Jian, and said to himself: "Check whether the host meets the binding conditions, beep, beep, perfect match!"

"System binding, please wait!"

"System binding succeeded!"

What is this mess?

Fan Jian was even more confused, and soon the villain's eyes flashed a light, and the next second his eyes became lively, and his dull face became alive and moving, but why did he feel that this villain looked so stupid? cheap?

"You are my new host? My God, why are you so ugly?" The villain said with a shocked expression.

"Fuck, what are you talking about, I'm ugly? I'm the most handsome man in the world!" Fan Jian said angrily.

The villain clasped his hands in front of his chest, nodded solemnly, and said pretending to be old-fashioned: "Not bad, not bad, just because of your shameless personality, it meets the requirements of the system!"

Nima, what is shameless? Didn't you say you are ugly?
Fan Jian wanted to slap the villain's butt on the spot, but after searching for a long time, he found that he seemed to have only consciousness, no hands, and couldn't slap, so he could only say angrily: "What is this place, and what are you? "

"This is your consciousness space, and I am the greatest system in history—a super cheap system!"

"Super sword system? With you, can I become a master of swords?"

Fan Jian looked excited. He always thought that the heroes who used swords in TV dramas were super handsome. He never thought that he would have the opportunity to become a swordsman. With a sword in his hand, he looks so handsome, big girl The little daughter-in-law didn't rush forward directly, but she was a little excited when she thought about it!

The system coughed lightly, and said, "Can you stop daydreaming, I am a bitch's bitch, not a sword like a sword!"

"Ultra-cheap system, what's the use of chicken feathers?" Fan Jian said with a displeased face.

The system coaxed and said: "Since you don't understand this system, this system will not punish you. If you dare to be disrespectful to the system next time, this system will punish you!"

Fan Jian said with contempt on his face: "Punish me, you are a broken system, you are still in my consciousness, come if you have the guts, come and punish me, come!"

In the next second, he was shocked and doubted his life. He didn't understand, he didn't even have a body, how could he be shocked?

"Are you still clamoring with this system?" The system said triumphantly.

"You NB!" Fan Jian said weakly.

A hero doesn't suffer from the immediate disadvantages, let this broken system blunder for a while.

"Must, I am the greatest system in history!" The system said with a stinky face.

"Then I can ask, since you are so great, why did you bind me to be your host?" Fan Jian asked suspiciously.

"Because your characteristics are in line with the requirements of the system."

"What characteristics? Is it because I'm handsome, humorous, and extremely talented?" Fan Jian asked with surprise.

"No, because you are cheap and shameless!" the system said simply and clearly.

"Can I swear at you?" Fan Jian asked with a dark face.

"No, unless you want to be punished," the system said.

Fan Jian is very depressed. He was forced to become the master of this inexplicable system, and in the end he was threatened by a system. Isn't this too sad?
"What exactly does your system do?" Fan Jian asked.

"Are you stupid? Why did I have such a foolish master like you!" The system looked contemptuous, "The super cheap system is of course reflected in a cheap, you have to keep being cheap. You're becoming a slut!"

"But I don't want to be a bitch!"

"Why are you so worthless? I'm the greatest system in history. How could I make you a slut? We also have goals and pursuits!" the system said.

Fan Jian asked: "What pursuit?"

The system held its head high, and said with deep eyes: "Our goal is to be the ultimate among sluts, to make everyone look up to you and worship you?"

When Fan Jian heard this, he asked excitedly, "What is that?"

"It's a cheap sage, people want to beat you to death as soon as they see you!" The system said seriously.

"Nima!"

Fan Jian really wanted to raise a middle finger at the system, isn't it a bitch to say so much?
"I still have a question." Fan Jian said.

"Say." The system said with a big face.

"Since you are the greatest system in history, you should have many hosts, right?"

"Of course."

"Then how many hosts do you have?" Fan Jian asked.

"Wait a minute, let me count, one, two, three, four...a total of 27 hosts." The system replied.

"Then what happened to them, have they all become the ultimate bitches?"

"No."

"Then where have they all gone?"

The system said casually: "Because they are all too cheap, they were all beaten to death!"

……

Although he doesn't have a body, why does Fan Jian feel like he's sweating profusely?
Heart straight.

He was beaten to death because he was too cheap, isn't it too dangerous for this nima to be the host of a super cheap system?
Cautiously tentatively said: "Then why can I choose not to be your host now?"

(End of this chapter)