The strongest start: I awakened the extraordinary system
Chapter 84 Trapped and Trapped
Chapter 84 Trapped and Trapped
The old man waved his hand and said: "You think I'm like you, if you want to pierce the sky for something serious, whoever takes it to heart."
"Since you didn't take it to heart, why do you put on a bitter face? In fact, to be honest, who doesn't make mistakes when they are young, or tell me how you are sorry for my mother-in-law. Can help."
I tentatively wanted to know about the past between the old man and my mother-in-law, and also thought that my mother-in-law loved me so much, so I would help to save this twilight relationship.
But who knew that the old man didn't appreciate it at all, and waved his hands old-fashionedly: "How old are you, you bastard, you know these things, and be your little kid. If you have this spare time, why don't you cultivate yourself first?" Bring it up, now it seems that you are really weak."
"Hey, there's no rush for this practice. By the way, when it comes to practice, old man, is there anything similar to or stronger than the three-beast monster-killing array you made for Yunshanmen?" Yes."
The old man squinted at me and said, "Why, what kind of calculations are you bastard doing?"
I pretended to be confused and said: "What a small abacus, I went to Yunshanmen this time and saw that the three-beast demon-slaying sword array is still quite famous, so I want to learn from the founder, you know that now I have a My own group of brothers, this kind of group sword formation naturally has to learn, right?"
The old man let out a cold snort from his nose, and said: "Speaking so lofty, don't you just want to get something from me?"
I said happily: "Hey, you are really right, you know my situation very well, I am so weak, let alone the group of brothers under me, you can't just watch a group of people The dream rising star can't protect himself, so as a senior, you should help to some extent."
I've come to this point, the old man is very good, he looked at me like an old man with his legs crossed and said: "Are you begging me?"
Although it made me feel uncomfortable to see him pulling like a two-fifth to eighty-thousand, but I had to bow my head under the eaves. I tried my best to squeeze out a smile and said, "Well, it can be understood in this way."
The old man said with a smile on his face: "Oh, the prince of the underworld will actually ask me, an old man, but..."
When I said this, the old man suddenly stopped talking, but looked at me with a half-smile, and I said patiently, "But what?"
The old man laughed suddenly and said, "Hahaha, but I just won't give it to you."
I'll go, this is really treating me like a monkey, isn't it!If it wasn't for me driving the car, I really wish I could kick the old disrespectful thing down, but the premise is that I can beat him.
"I said I won't take you to play with people like this. I beg you, but you still have such an attitude. If you help me, you will die!"
The old man seems to like this kind of feeling very much at the moment, his eyebrows and beard are almost raised to the sky, and he looks like an old man and said: "If you ask for help, you should be more sincere, and besides, I have spent a lot of money to help you get rid of Wudao. You have put in a lot of strength, and you still want me to help you set up the sword formation, you are not afraid of exhausting me to death, are you?"
I shook my head and said, "Well, I surrender, you tell me, after helping me this time, how do you want me to repay you, as long as I can do it."
After the old man looked me up and down, he immediately said: "Look at your whole body, you don't have two ounces of flesh. How can you repay me? If you want a sword array, go figure it out yourself."
"No discussion? Just push?"
"Yes, there is no discussion, and it's just like that!"
The most annoying thing in the world is that there is a golden mountain in front of you, but you don't want to touch any of it, and when the golden mountain looks at you at a loss, he will laugh at you
!This is how I feel now, looking at the old man who is being dragged like a bastard, I can't do anything about it.
Hey, I swear that if the old man asks me for something one day, I will torture him to death, although it may not be possible in this life.
When I thought of this, a flash came to my mind, didn't this old man want to live in my house with a shameless face?
Thinking of this, I looked at the old man with a relaxed expression, and said with a smile: "By the way, I'll be in the city in a while, so I'll take you directly to where you live. You also know that it must be night when you get there. It’s not convenient to take a car.”
When the old man heard this, his eyes widened like thunder and he said: "What the hell? Send us back to where we live? Didn't we agree that we will live in your house from now on?"
I pretended to be confused and said, "Did I say that? It's unlikely, how could I do such a stupid thing that lures wolves into the house."
The old man was not happy now, and said like a resentful woman: "I said, how can you do this, it's a good thing, if you change it, you can change it."
I replied without turning my head: "Of course I have the final say on my family. Now that the young master has changed his mind, I won't let you go. You can stay wherever you feel cool."
The old man was so angry at my words, he rolled his sleeves and said: "Well, change your mind, see if I don't open your ass today."
Oh, if it's not soft, I want to be hard, right? I don't like this, I deliberately stretched my head over and said: "Well, if you want to hit, just come, anyway, I can hold my mouth for a while. I can't stop talking nonsense to my mother-in-law, come on, don't be polite, just try your best."
When the old man heard this, he withdrew his hand like an electric shock, and said with a bitter face: "You son of a bitch, can we discuss it again?"
I turned around and said: "Don't think I don't know, what are you trying to do by running to my house so shamelessly, I'll leave it here, for the sake of my mother-in-law's safety, what kind of rascals and bastards, don't even think about entering my house."
The old man got excited when he heard this, and stood up abruptly. This time, he just hit the roof of the car, and the old man grinned in pain.
I hurriedly said: "I said don't get excited, you will break the car of the mother-in-law in a while, and the mother-in-law will have to pull out a layer of your skin."
The old man covered his head and said: "Why did I become a rascal, bastard, let me tell you, I have spent so much effort to help you, if you dare to go back on your word, I will take all of your hell."
Look at what he said, he took the whole hell out of me, of course I believe he might have this ability, but would I be afraid?I smiled and said, "Then hurry up, I will never stop you."
The old man lost his temper now, like a wronged child, sat in the car without saying a word, and even played with his fingers.
I looked at the old man and said with a smile: "Is it still horizontal?"
The old man shook his head and said: "Come on, don't talk nonsense, let's do it this way, I will send the Buddha to the west, Wudao and I will go to your house to live, the sword array you want, I will find a way to get you one."
"Hey, wouldn't it be okay if you said that earlier? It's not that I said you, you are quite old..."
I was just talking about it, when suddenly there was a sharp pain in my forehead, the pain was so painful that I almost turned the car over.
I looked at the old man and said, "I said, do you have violent tendencies? Didn't you see me driving here? Who will be responsible if something goes wrong?"
The old man said angrily: "I have lived for thousands of years, but I have never been convinced by anyone, but I fell into the hands of you, a bastard. You can't let me beat you twice to vent my anger."
Hey, looking at the old man's panic-stricken look, I felt so relieved, I shook my head at the old man and said: "Well, we will be a family when we live together in the future, there is wine in the back compartment, why don't you drink some to calm down. "
As soon as he heard that there was wine, the old man was overjoyed, and hurriedly said: "Why didn't you say it earlier, I have already committed this alcohol addiction."
I stopped the car with a smile, then walked into the rear compartment, took out a few bottles of liquor, threw them to the old man, and said, "Drink less, don't throw up in the future."
As I was talking, I was about to walk into the car, but suddenly at this moment, my legs seemed to weigh a thousand catties, and my body seemed to be crushed by a mountain, and I couldn't move at all.I was wondering, when I suddenly saw the old man smiling badly at me, it must be his fault.
I struggled to speak, and said, "I said, what are you going to do?"
The old man smirked and lifted me onto his shoulders, then threw me on the co-pilot, bit off the cap of the wine bottle, looked at me and said with a smile, "What are you doing? Let me show you what the speed of life and death is. Hey, I haven't driven in a few years. .”
While talking, the old man took a sip of wine, then ran to the cab and sat down.He stroked the steering wheel enjoying himself, and exclaimed, "Hey, why do I feel so excited when I look at this steering wheel?"
Oh my god, he was so excited, I was so scared that I peed my pants here, is this drunk and driving?And the key is does the old man have a driver's license?
"I said, don't mess around. Drunk driving in Yangjian will be punished. Besides, do you have a driver's license?"
The old man acted as if he didn't hear me, he raised his head self-consciously, the remaining half of the bottle was down, and he said with a slightly red face: "Who cares so much, you bastard, you can sit down, I want let's go."
While talking, he also turned on the music in the car. When the explosive music started, the old man became even more excited, and shouted: "Areyou Rui!!!"
As soon as the voice fell, the wine bottle in his hand was thrown out of the window, only to hear the wine bottle shatter with a snap, and then the car was started, with bursts of roaring, which made the surrounding cars tremble with fear.
The old man wiped the dregs of wine, laughed and said, "New life, here I come!"
As soon as the words fell, the car flew out like a sharp sword.I can't move at all at this moment. Looking at the vehicles being left behind one by one, and the speed of the wind chasing, I'm really scared. They say it's not that the whole family doesn't enter the house, but the mother-in-law and the old man are driving. Why are they so scary? ah!
"Oh, what the hell, the two cars in front are side by side, so you can't overtake!"
The old man laughed loudly and said, "Hahaha, in front of me, what else can't be surpassed!"
(End of this chapter)
The old man waved his hand and said: "You think I'm like you, if you want to pierce the sky for something serious, whoever takes it to heart."
"Since you didn't take it to heart, why do you put on a bitter face? In fact, to be honest, who doesn't make mistakes when they are young, or tell me how you are sorry for my mother-in-law. Can help."
I tentatively wanted to know about the past between the old man and my mother-in-law, and also thought that my mother-in-law loved me so much, so I would help to save this twilight relationship.
But who knew that the old man didn't appreciate it at all, and waved his hands old-fashionedly: "How old are you, you bastard, you know these things, and be your little kid. If you have this spare time, why don't you cultivate yourself first?" Bring it up, now it seems that you are really weak."
"Hey, there's no rush for this practice. By the way, when it comes to practice, old man, is there anything similar to or stronger than the three-beast monster-killing array you made for Yunshanmen?" Yes."
The old man squinted at me and said, "Why, what kind of calculations are you bastard doing?"
I pretended to be confused and said: "What a small abacus, I went to Yunshanmen this time and saw that the three-beast demon-slaying sword array is still quite famous, so I want to learn from the founder, you know that now I have a My own group of brothers, this kind of group sword formation naturally has to learn, right?"
The old man let out a cold snort from his nose, and said: "Speaking so lofty, don't you just want to get something from me?"
I said happily: "Hey, you are really right, you know my situation very well, I am so weak, let alone the group of brothers under me, you can't just watch a group of people The dream rising star can't protect himself, so as a senior, you should help to some extent."
I've come to this point, the old man is very good, he looked at me like an old man with his legs crossed and said: "Are you begging me?"
Although it made me feel uncomfortable to see him pulling like a two-fifth to eighty-thousand, but I had to bow my head under the eaves. I tried my best to squeeze out a smile and said, "Well, it can be understood in this way."
The old man said with a smile on his face: "Oh, the prince of the underworld will actually ask me, an old man, but..."
When I said this, the old man suddenly stopped talking, but looked at me with a half-smile, and I said patiently, "But what?"
The old man laughed suddenly and said, "Hahaha, but I just won't give it to you."
I'll go, this is really treating me like a monkey, isn't it!If it wasn't for me driving the car, I really wish I could kick the old disrespectful thing down, but the premise is that I can beat him.
"I said I won't take you to play with people like this. I beg you, but you still have such an attitude. If you help me, you will die!"
The old man seems to like this kind of feeling very much at the moment, his eyebrows and beard are almost raised to the sky, and he looks like an old man and said: "If you ask for help, you should be more sincere, and besides, I have spent a lot of money to help you get rid of Wudao. You have put in a lot of strength, and you still want me to help you set up the sword formation, you are not afraid of exhausting me to death, are you?"
I shook my head and said, "Well, I surrender, you tell me, after helping me this time, how do you want me to repay you, as long as I can do it."
After the old man looked me up and down, he immediately said: "Look at your whole body, you don't have two ounces of flesh. How can you repay me? If you want a sword array, go figure it out yourself."
"No discussion? Just push?"
"Yes, there is no discussion, and it's just like that!"
The most annoying thing in the world is that there is a golden mountain in front of you, but you don't want to touch any of it, and when the golden mountain looks at you at a loss, he will laugh at you
!This is how I feel now, looking at the old man who is being dragged like a bastard, I can't do anything about it.
Hey, I swear that if the old man asks me for something one day, I will torture him to death, although it may not be possible in this life.
When I thought of this, a flash came to my mind, didn't this old man want to live in my house with a shameless face?
Thinking of this, I looked at the old man with a relaxed expression, and said with a smile: "By the way, I'll be in the city in a while, so I'll take you directly to where you live. You also know that it must be night when you get there. It’s not convenient to take a car.”
When the old man heard this, his eyes widened like thunder and he said: "What the hell? Send us back to where we live? Didn't we agree that we will live in your house from now on?"
I pretended to be confused and said, "Did I say that? It's unlikely, how could I do such a stupid thing that lures wolves into the house."
The old man was not happy now, and said like a resentful woman: "I said, how can you do this, it's a good thing, if you change it, you can change it."
I replied without turning my head: "Of course I have the final say on my family. Now that the young master has changed his mind, I won't let you go. You can stay wherever you feel cool."
The old man was so angry at my words, he rolled his sleeves and said: "Well, change your mind, see if I don't open your ass today."
Oh, if it's not soft, I want to be hard, right? I don't like this, I deliberately stretched my head over and said: "Well, if you want to hit, just come, anyway, I can hold my mouth for a while. I can't stop talking nonsense to my mother-in-law, come on, don't be polite, just try your best."
When the old man heard this, he withdrew his hand like an electric shock, and said with a bitter face: "You son of a bitch, can we discuss it again?"
I turned around and said: "Don't think I don't know, what are you trying to do by running to my house so shamelessly, I'll leave it here, for the sake of my mother-in-law's safety, what kind of rascals and bastards, don't even think about entering my house."
The old man got excited when he heard this, and stood up abruptly. This time, he just hit the roof of the car, and the old man grinned in pain.
I hurriedly said: "I said don't get excited, you will break the car of the mother-in-law in a while, and the mother-in-law will have to pull out a layer of your skin."
The old man covered his head and said: "Why did I become a rascal, bastard, let me tell you, I have spent so much effort to help you, if you dare to go back on your word, I will take all of your hell."
Look at what he said, he took the whole hell out of me, of course I believe he might have this ability, but would I be afraid?I smiled and said, "Then hurry up, I will never stop you."
The old man lost his temper now, like a wronged child, sat in the car without saying a word, and even played with his fingers.
I looked at the old man and said with a smile: "Is it still horizontal?"
The old man shook his head and said: "Come on, don't talk nonsense, let's do it this way, I will send the Buddha to the west, Wudao and I will go to your house to live, the sword array you want, I will find a way to get you one."
"Hey, wouldn't it be okay if you said that earlier? It's not that I said you, you are quite old..."
I was just talking about it, when suddenly there was a sharp pain in my forehead, the pain was so painful that I almost turned the car over.
I looked at the old man and said, "I said, do you have violent tendencies? Didn't you see me driving here? Who will be responsible if something goes wrong?"
The old man said angrily: "I have lived for thousands of years, but I have never been convinced by anyone, but I fell into the hands of you, a bastard. You can't let me beat you twice to vent my anger."
Hey, looking at the old man's panic-stricken look, I felt so relieved, I shook my head at the old man and said: "Well, we will be a family when we live together in the future, there is wine in the back compartment, why don't you drink some to calm down. "
As soon as he heard that there was wine, the old man was overjoyed, and hurriedly said: "Why didn't you say it earlier, I have already committed this alcohol addiction."
I stopped the car with a smile, then walked into the rear compartment, took out a few bottles of liquor, threw them to the old man, and said, "Drink less, don't throw up in the future."
As I was talking, I was about to walk into the car, but suddenly at this moment, my legs seemed to weigh a thousand catties, and my body seemed to be crushed by a mountain, and I couldn't move at all.I was wondering, when I suddenly saw the old man smiling badly at me, it must be his fault.
I struggled to speak, and said, "I said, what are you going to do?"
The old man smirked and lifted me onto his shoulders, then threw me on the co-pilot, bit off the cap of the wine bottle, looked at me and said with a smile, "What are you doing? Let me show you what the speed of life and death is. Hey, I haven't driven in a few years. .”
While talking, the old man took a sip of wine, then ran to the cab and sat down.He stroked the steering wheel enjoying himself, and exclaimed, "Hey, why do I feel so excited when I look at this steering wheel?"
Oh my god, he was so excited, I was so scared that I peed my pants here, is this drunk and driving?And the key is does the old man have a driver's license?
"I said, don't mess around. Drunk driving in Yangjian will be punished. Besides, do you have a driver's license?"
The old man acted as if he didn't hear me, he raised his head self-consciously, the remaining half of the bottle was down, and he said with a slightly red face: "Who cares so much, you bastard, you can sit down, I want let's go."
While talking, he also turned on the music in the car. When the explosive music started, the old man became even more excited, and shouted: "Areyou Rui!!!"
As soon as the voice fell, the wine bottle in his hand was thrown out of the window, only to hear the wine bottle shatter with a snap, and then the car was started, with bursts of roaring, which made the surrounding cars tremble with fear.
The old man wiped the dregs of wine, laughed and said, "New life, here I come!"
As soon as the words fell, the car flew out like a sharp sword.I can't move at all at this moment. Looking at the vehicles being left behind one by one, and the speed of the wind chasing, I'm really scared. They say it's not that the whole family doesn't enter the house, but the mother-in-law and the old man are driving. Why are they so scary? ah!
"Oh, what the hell, the two cars in front are side by side, so you can't overtake!"
The old man laughed loudly and said, "Hahaha, in front of me, what else can't be surpassed!"
(End of this chapter)
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