The strongest start: I awakened the extraordinary system

Chapter 45 The Silly Son of the Landlord's Family

I was still wondering where this man came from, but he bowed to us politely and said with a bright smile: "Hello, everyone, thank you for choosing us. This is Miss Wu Lingna."

Heaven and Earth Express?What the hell is this?Delivery?

Wu Lingna smiled sweetly and said, "Your delivery is really fast, it's me, I ordered it."

The courier seemed to be amazed by Wu Lingna, and he opened his mouth wide and said, "So you are such a beautiful lady, please sign for the honest water you bought at Xiankong Shopping Mall."

Wu Lingna took the package from the courier, quickly signed it, and said, "Thank you, next time, I will choose yours."

The courier bowed politely to Wu Lingna again, and then disappeared without a trace in a flash of golden light.

I scratched my head, looked at Wu Lingna and said, "What's going on?"

Wu Lingna smiled and said, "Husband, are you stupid, didn't you see that I was shopping online just now?"

"Online shopping? Now the underworld can also shop online?"

Wu Lingna shook her head and said, "There are none in our underworld. This is a newly opened online shopping mall in the fairy world. It sells a lot of things, and the ones used for trading are also fairy stones."

While talking, Wu Lingna handed me the phone in her hand, and I took a look, and what caught my eyes was the four characters of Xiankong Mall, which was exactly the same as a certain cat and certain treasure in the world.

Scrolling down, there are more categories, all kinds of magic weapons, exercises, and pills, in short, there are all kinds of strange things.

I am really an old man, when did Immortal World open such a shopping mall?I do not know how?
"When did it open, and what did you buy?"

Wu Lingna was unpacking the package. As soon as the package was opened, Wu Lingna held a small bottle of purple liquid in her hand, and her body was still emitting purple gas.

Wu Lingna smiled sweetly and said, "This is called Honest Water. It's also the first time I bought it. I heard that as long as you put a drop in your mouth, no matter whether it's gods, gods, Buddhas, or humans, ghosts and monsters, they will tell you everything honestly. Whatever you ask, he will answer."

I couldn't deny it: "Can this be useful? Why didn't I know there was such a thing for sale?"

"Oh, why don't you search for it yourself, the praise is overwhelming."

I'll go, there are still good reviews?
I dubiously entered the three words Honest Water into the search bar, and the page of Honest Water popped up immediately. I clicked on it and saw that there were almost hundreds of positive reviews, and the negative reviews were actually zero.

And the commenters were actually gods from all walks of life, Erlangshen: "Give me two drops of Xiaotiangou, and asked me who is better than Monkey King, and he said that I am not enough to watch. Now I want to ask the owner if there is any pot in the store." Sell, please eat dog meat together tonight."

And Sun Wukong: "Conscience shopkeeper, after spending so many years, I finally let me ask the incantation of the magic spell, praise must be praised!"

Zhinu's: "I have been separated from the Cowherd for a long time. I am afraid that he will change his mind. The relationship between husband and wife is extremely unstable. After using honest water, I got an affirmative answer from the Cowherd. Thanks to the shopkeeper, I once again believed in love."

This overwhelming comment made me dizzy for a while, I looked at the price of this honest water, damn it, it almost scared me to death, it is a full [-] fairy stones!

I threw the phone to Wu Lingna, and said, "Aren't you crazy? You spent [-] fairy stones to buy such a crap? Don't say whether it's useful or not, it's worth [-] fairy stones, don't you feel bad?"

Wu Lingna waved her hand boldly, and said: "What is a mere [-] immortal stones? I'm willing to spend ten times as much for my husband."

This is really a comparison of goods and should be thrown away. Look at Wu Lingna who spends [-] fairy stones without even blinking an eye, but I can only get [-] fairy stones from my father every year. Thank goodness for that.

Wu Lingna took the Honest Water and said excitedly: "Husband, quickly release that evildoer, let's try this Honest Water, whether it works or not."

I also bought this thing, whether it is useful or not, I still have to try it.

I took out the yin-yang gourd and released the evildoer again. When the evildoer saw Wu Lingna, his eyes lit up lewdly, and he said, "Hahaha, are you trying to use beauty tricks to lure me into it?"

This nima is still this deadly character, Chen Wanyi's account, I haven't settled with him yet, and now he is still thinking about Wu Lingna again.

Wu Lingna acted as if she didn't hear what the evildoer said, and stepped in front of the evildoer. Before the evildoer could understand what was going on, Wu Lingna's jade hand had already pinched the evildoer's big mouth, and pulled it out of the bottle. He took out a drop of honest water that was glowing purple, and dropped it into the evildoer's mouth.

As soon as the honest water dropped in, the evildoer's facial features instantly twisted together, but in the blink of an eye, as if he lost consciousness, he lowered his head.

I was anxious and hurriedly said, "Are you killing him?"

Wu Lingna quickly waved her hands and said, "Don't worry, this is a normal reaction, it's up to me."

Wu Lingna said to the evildoer with her head drooping: "Look up, tell me who you are?"

Hearing Wu Lingna's words, the evildoer actually raised his head, stared blankly at the front, and replied dully: "It's a mouse that has been refined for a hundred years."

Oops, that's not right, this guy looks like a pig like a dog, and has a pair of donkeys, so he doesn't look like a mouse, isn't this nonsense?

I hurriedly said: "He lied to you, this guy is not a mouse at all."

Wu Lingna rolled her eyes at me and said, "What are you in a hurry for? I haven't asked yet."

Immediately Wu Lingna said to the evildoer again: "Even if the mouse has become a spirit, why did it become like this?"

The evildoer still said dullly: "Because I ate the same kind to enhance my strength, so I will retain the appearance of the same kind and make myself strange."

Increase strength and eat the same kind? Is there such a way of cultivation?Why is it so disgusting.

Wu Lingna's face turned pale when she heard this, and said, "Can eating the same kind increase your mana? How much did you eat and how do you eat it?"

Although the evildoer's eyes were dull, when Wu Lingna asked this question, the dull eyes actually throbbed with excitement. This was not because the evildoer had regained his sanity, this kind of excitement was also an instinctive reaction.

The evildoer said: "This is the practice rule in the Earth Immortal Alliance. The weak are born for the strong. If they kill the same kind, or are killed by the same kind, they will swallow all the flesh and blood of the same kind, and at the same time get their It’s so good. I ate four of them, and they were delicious.”

Want to eat the flesh and blood together?How can they get away with it? For me, eating ghosts is already hard for me to accept, but these ghosts have no body, and they eat spirits. This monster is different, it is flesh and blood!

I couldn't bear to listen anymore, so Wu Lingna hurriedly said: "Come on, don't ask these disgusting things, ask him about the Earth Immortal Alliance."

Wu Lingna looked at the evildoer and said, "Are you from the Earth Immortal Alliance?"

"kindness."

"What is your mana for any position in the Earth Immortal Alliance?"

"There is no official position in the Earth Immortal Alliance, they are only peripheral members, and mana can only be regarded as the lowest level."

I'll go to his uncle's, peripheral members?Didn't he tell me today that he is not a high-level person, but a guardian?Are you pretending to be emotional?

Wu Lingna continued: "Then someone interrogated you today, and you are telling the truth."

"Half-truth, half-false, just to fool the idiot son of the landlord's family, trying to find a way to escape."

"I'm going to fuck you, who is the landlord's stupid son? Damn it!" Damn it, let's forget about lying to me, and my feelings still treat me like a fool, right?

I was so angry that I wanted to go up and slap him a few times, but Lao Bai and Xiao Hei hugged me and hurriedly said: "Boss, don't worry, ask first, ask first."

Wu Lingna was actually amused by these words, she gave me a meaningful look, and then said: "Why do you say that he is the stupid son of the landlord's family, and what you said is true and what is false?"

The evildoer continued: "Because he relied on himself as the son of Hades, he defeated me, and he was so stupid that he would believe whatever I said, and never thought about the truth. Tell him today , My identity is all false, but the purpose of the Earth Immortal Alliance is true."

The more I listen, the more I get angry. I'm really stupid. If I knew this grandson was playing me like this, I should drag him out today, beat him for half an hour, and then ask slowly.

Wu Lingna suppressed a smile, and continued: "Since you are not a core member of the Earth Immortal Alliance, how do you know what their purpose is?"

"Because the leader used such a slogan to let all the goblins who changed into human forms join in, not only Baojiaxian, but also all kinds of monsters."

Speaking of which, the Earth Immortal Alliance is really more than just Baojiaxian. According to him, as long as it is a monster, it can join the Earth Immortal Alliance.

Speaking of this, Wu Lingna looked at me proudly and said, "How about it, silly son of the landlord's family, now you know whether this honest plumbing works or not."

I waved my hand and said: "It works, it works, but I was deceived by such a monster, can I ask? Let me ask."

Wu Lingna laughed so hard that tears almost came out, she bent down and said, "Okay, you can ask."

I walked up to this monster and said, "What did you call me?"

"The stupid son of the landlord's family!"

I said this without the slightest hesitation, okay, young master, I will remember first, after a while after the question is over, I will slowly settle the score with you.

"What is the relationship between you and that evil spirit Wu Mei? Why did you say that you would introduce him to your leader that day?"

"I met Wu Mei by chance. As a ghost, she wanted to enter the Earth Immortal Alliance, so I wanted me to introduce her. The Earth Immortal Alliance doesn't look down on ghosts at all, so she couldn't get in at all. I didn't want to either. I just heard that she has an extremely yin body. For us goblins, this extremely yin body is our greatest tonic, so I pretended to agree to him. In fact, I wanted to deceive the extremely yin body into her hands , for your own enjoyment."

(End of this chapter)