Chapter 280 Giving Gifts to Pigs
As soon as I said this, the dead pig didn't seem to pay attention to what I said at all, and the saliva drooled all over the floor. I have to say that no matter what type of pig, greed is definitely their nature.

I deliberately coughed twice, and said, "Senior Pig King, are you satisfied with what I said?"

After being called out like this by me, the dead pig came back to its senses, smacked its mouth twice, and then said: "Well, I am satisfied. Since you are so sincere, then I will not care about you in large numbers."

I have to say, the old man really ate this dead pig to death, I immediately smiled and said: "That's it, Senior Pig King, please enjoy these three leaves quickly, if there is a strong wind in a while, you will blow them all away , this is not worth the candle."

As soon as I said this, the dead pig couldn't hold back any longer. It opened its huge mouth and stretched out its long nose, and went straight into the leaves, chewing heavily, making a loud barking sound. It was like thunder, completely forgetting my existence, let alone enjoying that look.

I was not in a hurry, just sat on the ground and watched the dead pig eat slowly. This dead pig is big in size, and its appetite is surprisingly big. The leaves like a hill were eaten in less than 10 minutes. It swallowed most of it, and the dead pig stretched out its barbed tongue to lick its mouth and nose, and couldn't help but slapped the sound barrier. The sound was loud and the stench was flying all over the sky. If you don't brush your teeth, how can it be so smelly?
I thought it was full and was about to talk, but who knew, it was just an intermission, and after the interval, it got into the pile of leaves again, squirmed its big mouth and ate, and finally the leaves of a hill were crushed. It was eaten up, and the belly of this dead pig was fatter than before. It lay down on the ground full of enjoyment, its limbs swayed from side to side, and it seemed to want to sleep.

I sighed helplessly, and then said, "Senior Pig King, are you satisfied?"

When the dead pig heard me yelling, it realized that I hadn't left yet. It tilted its huge head, looked at me and said, "Why haven't you left yet? I've already said that I don't care about you."

I smiled and nodded and said: "Senior Pig King is magnanimous and I admire this junior, but when my master dragged me to apologize to Senior Pig King, he also brought a few words, telling me to tell Senior Pig King!"

The dead pig's eyes almost closed, upon hearing my words, he lazily said: "Speak."

I doubled the volume on purpose, for fear that the dead pig would just fall asleep like this, and said: "My master asked me to ask Senior Pig King for two things, one is Senior Pig King's feathery white mane, and the second is Senior Pig King, your Shouxiang Yuan Pill! At the same time, the teacher also said that as long as Senior Pig King is willing to lend us these two things, then the Pig King will be able to eat these three leaves every day."

The dead pig opened its eyes wide in an instant, and the drowsiness seemed to dissipate completely at this moment, and the whole pig also got up from the ground, saying: "Haha, I just said why you came to apologize to me, because I was thinking about it." My baby! But you are stupid enough, although I am greedy, but you want to exchange this pile of broken leaves for my baby, you are more stupid than pigs!"

I waved my hand and said: "Senior Pig King, you didn't scold me like that. How stupid is a pig? Since you are not willing to borrow it, Senior Pig King, this junior naturally dare not make a mistake. What do you need, as long as we have it, we can exchange it with you!"

The dead pig laughed loudly and said: "Change? It's not that I look down on you, what do you have that can make me admire it! Okay, don't waste your time, while I'm in a good mood, now get rid of what I just said I'll just pretend I haven't heard of it, or I'll get angry all of a sudden, and you won't be able to leave even if you want to!"

These words are full of threats, but since I dare to come, how can I be afraid?
I laughed and said, "Speaking of which, it's true that there was no discussion at all?"

The dead pig raised his head high and said: "No, even if you called the Emperor of Heaven, you didn't discuss it. Unless the Yellow River flows backwards and the world changes directions, I will never give it to you!"

"Pig King, don't speak so harshly. We wouldn't have come to you if we didn't have a need. Now that the Three Realms are in danger, all hope is on my little apprentice. Even if you don't want to see us, don't we? Don't you care?"

The old man came out of the woods at some point. When the dead pig saw the old man, his eyes were red and he said: "The little brat is now an old man! What does the safety of the three realms have to do with me? All the people in the three realms are dead to me!" I'm happy."

The old man shook his head and said: "It's been so many years, you really haven't changed at all, now that evildoers are rampant, you can be regarded as a person in the immortal class, don't you even want to put in this little effort?"

The mane on the dead pig's body stood up, murderous look appeared in his eyes, and he said: "I said, it has nothing to do with me, if you don't want to get out now, I will do it!"

The old man drooped my shoulders with a smile, and said: "Look at it, it still wants to make a move. Let's stand here and don't move. Let's see how it makes a move."

The dead pig said angrily: "I think you don't want to live anymore!"

As soon as the voice fell, the mane on the body exploded instantly, and the whole pig became like a hedgehog. Seeing that the mane was about to pierce, but at this critical moment, the mane seemed to be stunned instantly Like eggplants, they all collapsed in the blink of an eye!

The old man waved his hand and said, "What's the matter? Don't you want to do it?"

The dead pig seemed to have sensed something was wrong, its face was flushed red, as if it wanted to move its mane again, but no matter how hard it tried, the hard mane never stood up again. A loud noise resounded through the forest, and the air was filled with stench. The dead pig's hair didn't stand up, but the fart was suffocated!

My eyes were dazzled by the stench, and I covered my nose with one hand, while the other hand kept pushing away the stench, and cursed: "It's really embarrassing, eating so much, and farts are so stinky!"

The dead pig yelled in horror: "What have you done to me! Why is my mana gone?"

The old man smiled and said: "Don't be nervous, I just added some seasonings to the third uncle leaf, that is, the cut grass and Cordyceps, you didn't find it when you ate it? Forgot to tell you, the cut grass and Cordyceps There are also worm eggs, which start to hatch after entering the stomach, and after a while, the heartbroken worms will grow out, and your flesh and intestines will be eaten by them."

The blood-red eyes of this dead pig were burning with angry flames, and he howled angrily: "How dare you plot against me! Do you think this will make me submit?"

After speaking, the dead pig slammed its head on the ground so hard that the ground in front of it was cracked, I was startled, and said to the old man: "Is it trying to commit suicide? "

The old man waved his hand and said, "It doesn't want to die, so take your time."

I saw that the dead pig hit the ground, roared to the sky again, moved its throat, let out a strange cry, lifted its huge head to the ground again, started to vomit wow, and another foul smell hit the dead pig. He spat out a lot of green vomit, which looked very disgusting, and in the vomit, there were more than a dozen small white worms the size of a pinky finger wriggling.

When the dead pig saw the white bug, it jumped up and forced itself to vomit again. The old man waved his hand and said, "You don't have to work hard. After eating so much, how can you spit it out cleanly? Besides, you don't want to vomit the heartbroken worm." You know, one worm egg can hatch thousands of gut-broken worms, and you just spit out a few, and I don’t know how many are still in your stomach!"

The dead pig roared angrily, shaking the whole forest. It stared at me and the old man with blood-red eyes, and yelled angrily: "Even if it is dead, I will never let you succeed! I want your life! "

As soon as the words came out, this dead pig really went all out, and rushed towards me and the old man. We stepped aside in a blink of an eye. The dead pig seemed to be crazy, and its two pairs of fangs poked towards the ground. , set off a huge piece of soil and threw it towards us, and we flashed again.

The old man said to me: "It's going crazy right now, don't worry about it, let it toss for a while, and we'll talk to it slowly later."

Just as the old man said, this pig is really crazy now, it doesn’t care at all, it ran into a large forest, as soon as it sees our figure, no matter whether it hits us or not, this dead pig rampages towards us Come here, we dodge all the way, the woods and the earth suffer, there is almost no good place!

Finally, the dead pig couldn't move anymore, its huge body crashed to the ground, and instantly became extremely weak, overwhelming a large forest, lying on the ground panting heavily.Seeing that it was not moving, the old man and I also stopped and came to his side in an instant.

Although this dead pig has become extremely weak, the violence in his eyes is still hard to hide, he stared at us and said: "You are so despicable, if you have the guts, fight with me face to face, and you will not be afraid of humiliation when you play with these dirty things Your reputation as the patron saint of China!"

The old man smiled and waved his hands and said: "Everyone knows that your pig king's fur is unstoppable. If you fight head-on, it's not that your brain is broken, what is it?"

The dead pig shouted: "Even so, even if I lose my life, I will never let you two villains succeed! Despicable, despicable!"

When the old man heard what it said, his face instantly became ugly, and he walked up to the dead pig and shouted: "We are despicable? You seem very dissatisfied when you say that, don't you?"

The dead pig shouted: "Of course I don't accept it! As the patron saint of China! You use such despicable means to seize other people's treasures. You don't deserve to be called patron saints of China. You are worse than evildoers! No wonder! Now that the Three Realms are in danger, with villains like you as guardians, it is strange that the Three Realms will not be subverted!"

The old man seemed to be irritated by what it said, and his expression became extremely unnatural. Seeing the old man's expression, I couldn't figure it out. Usually, the old man's heart is calm, and it is rare to see him get angry because of a few words. What's wrong?
I saw the old man grabbed the fangs of the dead pig, lifted up the giant pig with a length of several meters with his hands, and at the same time slammed it hard on the ground. With a bang, the ground immediately sunk The next giant pit.

The pig also screamed in pain, and the old man immediately said angrily: "Okay, since you mentioned meanness and villainy, then I will talk to you about who is mean and who is villain!"

(End of this chapter)

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