The strongest start: I awakened the extraordinary system

Chapter 166
The big striped tiger under Crouching Tiger Arhat's crotch seemed to understand what I said, and let out an extremely unfriendly "嗤~", the voice was so loud that the whole hall was shaking.

I picked my ears, and then said: "Fuhu Arhat is really arrogant, why don't you answer the question, let a beast howl?"

Fuhu Luohan didn't even look at me, and said without raising his eyelids: "Stop talking nonsense, you kid will burn my temple as soon as you come, I'm still polite to you, talk about things if you have something to do, get out if you have nothing to do. "

This is really stinky enough, but no matter how strong someone is, even if I want to have an attack, I have no chance of winning at all.

I shook my head and said, "Okay, then I'll just say it straight, are the Arhat Gods going to make any big moves recently?"

Fuhu Luohan smiled and said: "Is there any big move, should I report it to your underworld first?"

I waved my hand and said: "That's not necessary, it's just that I have a mortal friend who seems to have received your favor and was called to be a fairy servant by you. My friend has a granddaughter, and I have no one to rely on. So the younger generation dared to beg Luohan to let my friend go and let her go back and continue to raise her granddaughter. As the saying goes, she has no relatives and is as miserable as a dog. God Luohan, I don’t think you will do such a wicked thing.”

After hearing my words, Fuhu Arhat laughed and said, "Hahaha, you brat is not only bold! You are simply presumptuous! Whoever my Arhat wants to call to be a fairy servant is her blessing, and even the Emperor of Heaven has no right to intervene." , just because you, a little devil from the underworld, came to ask this important person? I would like to ask you, why are you?"

Hey, I'm going to be dragged to the sky, I said patiently: "I dare not say that Guan Arhat God wants someone, it's a plea, begging God to let you go, you monks are merciful, it's hard to do such a wicked thing Do you want to do it too?"

Fuhu Luohan's complexion darkened, and he said: "I can't even beg, you have no right to ask what we are doing, so get out of here quickly, or I will really get angry in a while!"

I'll go to his uncle, Luohan is amazing, isn't he?Open your mouth and get the hell out, shut your mouth and get the hell out, I really have no temper as a young master, right?
I pointed at Fuhu Arhat and cursed: "Don't tell me what I'm here for, I don't understand, so I'll just ask you, do you want to let me go or not!"

Fuhu Luohan said angrily: "If you don't let go, even if you call the Emperor of Heaven, I won't buy it. If you don't accept it, the three of you can go up together!"

Still the same sentence, I never thought of fighting him at all, I waved my hand and said: "Rude, it's rude! Whoever said that I want to fight with you, you won't let him go, anyway, we can't afford to provoke you."

Fuhu Arhat laughed and said: "Haha, you are still a smart kid, get out of here quickly, and don't disturb me Qingxiu."

After Fuhu Luohan finished speaking, he wanted to leave on the big striped tiger.

I immediately said to Lao Bai: "Lao Bai informed Li Quan to call and report that there is an illegal building here, let the people from the Municipal Council deal with it."

Lao Bai was dumbfounded when he heard my words, but he reacted quickly enough, deliberately elongated the tone and said: "Oh, I know boss, I will let them come over in a while and tear this down!"

I don’t know if this Arhat Temple is an illegal building or not. It belongs to the world of the yang, but even I, who has been struggling in the yang world for a long time, don’t know. The eyes are almost as big as the crouching tiger arhat on the top of the head. How could he know whether their Arhat Temple was an illegal building?

As soon as these words came out, Fuhu Luohan suddenly turned his head, looked at me and said, "The Municipal Council? What do you want to do?"

I pretended to be stupid and said, "What are you doing? The city council in the mortal world is specialized in planning urban facilities and buildings. This Arhat Temple of yours happened to be in violation of the regulations, so I asked them to see if it should be demolished." !"

When Fuhu Luohan heard this, his eyes widened and he said angrily: "You dare to destroy my temple!!!"

I hastily waved my hand and said, "This is serious, I can't mess with you, but the people in the city council, they don't know that you, the true God, live here."

A slut wants a slut to accept, this Fuhu Luohan is cheap, I am even cheaper than him!

Crouching Tiger Arhat shouted again: "They dare!"

I smiled and waved my hands and said: "I don't know about that, if you don't wait for the people from the Municipal Council to come, you can show yourself yourself and ride your big tiger to show them the certificate of this temple ?”

Fuhu Luohan stared angrily and said: "Are you threatening me???"

I nodded and said, "That's right! I'm threatening you bastard. Are you a monk like you? The Buddha taught you the eight precepts and four precepts. Where have you learned it?"

Fuhu Arhat's face was livid with anger, he held up the crouching vajra circle and said: "Okay! If you dare to threaten me, I will kill you first today!"

As he spoke, he rode his big tiger and rushed towards me fiercely, but I was not afraid at all. I waved at Lao Bai, and Lao Bai understood instantly. He took out his mobile phone and pointed at Fu. Tiger Arhat, Fuhu Arhat was stunned when he saw the mobile phone in Lao Bai's hand. He stopped and looked at Lao Bai and asked, "What magical weapon is that in your hand?"

Laobai laughed out loud, and said: "Hillbilly, this is not called a magical weapon, but a mobile phone. Didn't you just want to hit my boss? Come on, come on, keep hitting, I'll videotape you the whole process, wait until it's over." In front of the Emperor of Heaven, let me see how you explain it!"

Fuhu Luohan was stunned for a moment, then laughed and said: "Hahaha, what did I think you were going to do? I want to take this thing to the Emperor of Heaven to sue, so I will tell you, just go, I will see what the Emperor of Heaven can do to me Sample!"

Lao Bai is also stupid enough, Arhat is a member of the Buddha, how could the Emperor of Heaven control him, I immediately said: "Oh, we also recorded what you said just now, so you are despising the Emperor of Heaven !"

Fuhu Arhat frowned, and said, "I didn't say that."

I smiled and said, "Don't worry, I'm not cheap enough to go to the Heavenly Emperor to sue, but have you ever heard of the word Internet?"

Fuhu Luohan shook his head and said, "What exactly do you want to do?"

I waved my hands and said, "What can we do? But today Fuhu Luohan showed his real body and tried to beat up ordinary teenagers. I'm going to upload it on the Internet so that good men and women who believe in you can take a good look at the gods they believe in. What is it, is it worth letting them use the money they pluck out of their mouths to continue your incense!"

My words are completely used to bluff this bastard, Luo Han showed his real body, even if this video was posted on the Internet, most people would just laugh it off, thinking it was a prank or a hype, but volt How could Tiger Arhat know these tricks?

Fuhu Luohan lowered his head, as if he was pondering whether what I said was true or not. Seeing his expression, I felt more confident.

I quickly leaned towards him and shouted: "Come on, aren't you going to hit me? Come on."

Fuhu Arhat gritted his teeth in anger, but he was helpless, his eye sockets almost burst when he stared at me.

Oh shit, I dare to stare at the young master, it seems that if I don't give him some cheapness, he doesn't know how cheap I can be, right?
With a scream, I fell down in front of the tiger that was crouching on the Arhat, and shouted: "Oh, the tiger has bitten someone! The Arhat has hit someone, bullied him! Come quickly, someone is about to die!"

This time, not only Fuhu Arhat, but also Laobai and Xiaohei were dumbfounded. I gave Laobai wild glances, and Laobai finally understood. He said: "Everyone in the audience, now we are in the Arhat Temple. The one riding the tiger is the legendary Arhat who subdued the tiger. I don't know why he committed the crime. Now let's interview the person involved."

While talking, Lao Bai hurriedly pointed the camera at me, I pointed at Fuhu Arhat to Lao Bai, what's the use of him recording me, we are scaring this true Arhat who has never seen the world.

Lao Bai hurriedly pointed the camera at Fuhu Luohan again, which made Fuhu Luohan break out in a cold sweat, and quickly waved his hands and said: "Everyone saw it, it has nothing to do with me, he fell down by himself, I didn't Hit him, don't shoot him, don't shoot him!"

Hahaha, seeing this reaction, Fuhu Arhat was really fooled, so I shouted even louder: "Come and see, Arhat beat people, beat them all, and kept tigers, this tiger It's not a fun thing either, looking at me, I'm drooling, I'm going to eat people!"

At this moment, even the tiger seemed to be frightened, and hurriedly backed away with Fuhu Luohan on his back. As soon as he retreated, Lao Bai hurriedly followed up, and the camera of the mobile phone never left Fuhu Luohan at all.

Fuhu Luohan was so anxious that he was sweating profusely, he shook his head and said: "Get up quickly, you are confusing right and wrong, talking nonsense, you will go to the eighteenth level of hell after death."

Heck, he doesn't even look at whose company the [-]th hell belongs to, so he actually uses the [-]th hell to scare me?

I screamed even worse: "Is there anyone who cares? The tiger has hit someone. I can't get up anymore!"

Fuhu Arhat directly dismissed me, shook his head and said, "I'm afraid of you, so get up quickly, if there's anything, we can have a good talk."

As soon as I heard this, I got up from the ground in a huff, shook the dust off my body, looked at Crouching Tiger Arhat and said, "I said that earlier, so nothing has happened?"

Crouching Tiger Arhat shook his head and said, "Worldliness is really the greatest evil in this world!"

I smiled and said: "Amitabha, I also ask the Arhat God to release him quickly. I will spread the goodness and beauty of the God in the world, and I will make the world full of flowers. I have realized the compassion of my Buddha."

Fuhu Luohan shook his head and said: "Stop talking nonsense, who is your friend's name, and what is his birth date? After releasing him, hurry up and get out!"

"Oh, Luo Han swears, quickly record it for him!" I hurriedly said to Lao Bai.

Fuhu Luohan was really afraid of dying of this humble mobile phone, his face turned white and red in anger.

But the expression that followed was as kind as that of Maitreya Buddha, and he said to me: "Your Highness, please speak, so that I can release you and send you back home."

I waved my hand at Xiao Hei, and Xiao Hei immediately said: "Wang Fenglian, it's the year of the Hai, it's the month, Geng Yin's day, Zishi."

Xiao Hei reported Shang Yuhan's grandma's name and date of birth, Fuhu Luohan actually wrinkled his face, and said immediately: "This person, I have not summoned his soul."

I waved my hand and said: "God Luohan, if you really want to say that, then I will lie down again."

(End of this chapter)