The strongest start: I awakened the extraordinary system

Chapter 144 Study?Learn shit!

I hurriedly said: "Yes, why not. You see, now that you two are still alive, people start to care about you. If she is not interested in you, she will let you come back to check if she is full. Check your nerves."

Originally, I was just joking around, but who knew that this kid actually believed it, and wiped his cockscomb hair in high spirits, and said proudly: "I'll just say, there are still people who are not impressed by my prosperous appearance. ? Are you expressing your feelings so implicitly?"

Hey, I dare not speak loudly, afraid of the person in my dream, this kid Wudao is really overconfident, once he said that, I didn't know how to answer him.

Wudao then said again: "Hey, no, if she was really interested in me, she wouldn't have said nothing to me just now."

I smiled and said, "Don't girls have to be reserved? The more you like her, the more you have to pretend to be indifferent. It's all a routine. You're so handsome, don't you understand such a simple truth?"

Wudao suddenly realized: "Oh, so it is like this, okay, then next time I will take the initiative, I still don't believe that she can still persist!"

I suppressed a smile, nodded and said, "Yes, next time you are using dim sum and melting her with your enthusiasm, you will definitely conquer Xia Xiaoyu."

Wudao nodded and said: "Well, good buddy, I am more confident after you say that!"

Listening to our conversation, Wu Lingna shook her head like a rattle, and then said: "Okay, you two stop messing around, let's go back quickly."

The twittering along the way, we returned home, and once we opened the door, the situation at home changed a lot, it was different from the last time we came back from Yunshanmen, last time it was messy, but this time it was neat spotless.

But there is something different. There are layers of books in the living room. Xiao Hei and Lao Bai have white cloth strips tied on their heads, and the word "struggle" is written on the cloth strips. The two are wearing earphones and writing in front of the pile of books. The quick writers didn't know what to write, and even when we came back, they didn't notice it at all.

I walked up to both of them lightly, and shouted, "What are you two doing?"

With this roar, Lao Bai and Xiao Hei jumped up in fright, seeing me, their eyes were full of joy, Lao Bai hurriedly said: "Boss, are you back?"

I smiled and said, "Didn't you come back? You two suddenly realized your conscience, you should study hard?"

Xiao Hei said with a bitter face: "Boss, you still have the face to say, you can just go to a crack if you say, you have to get those old men out too, it's all right now, where are the two old men in our family coming from?" Knowing that we are about to take the final exam, you come directly to Yangjian to ask how our academic performance is. You said that we are fooling around with you all day, and we are still learning ass in study. I dare not say it at all. His father gave us a death order, this time we must be in the top ten of the class, and we are absolutely not allowed to use magic power, if we fail the test, he told us not to go back."

What does it mean to fool around with me, but he is indeed miserable enough to be in the top ten?

As far as Lao Bai and Xiao Hei's level is concerned, it's not bad if they don't take the bottom of the class, and they are still in the top ten, it's just a fantasy!
But when I heard what they said, I was also a little curious. How did my dad know that the exam was coming soon?
I immediately said: "How did my dad know that we are about to take the exam? He was grinning between the cracks that day, and I thought he was talking nonsense."

Lao Bai took over and said: "Xu Qianqian told him, Boss, you have taken such a long vacation, Xu Qianqian called home directly to ask, it happened that the king also used circle light to find you that day, and now the two of them had a phone call home visit."

Oh, it's a coincidence that Xu Qianqian can talk to my dad!
Lao Bai suddenly gave me a thumbs up, and said: "Boss, you did a good job of cracking the gap. Our underworld is in the crack this time, so it can be regarded as stealing the limelight."

I smiled and waved my hand and said, "It has nothing to do with me. I didn't know how those old men at home got here that day. I never thought of letting them come at first."

Lao Bai smiled and said, "It was Di Ting who called them here."

listen?No wonder I said how the beast disappeared as soon as I woke up, and I immediately asked, "Have you heard the truth?"

Lao Bai continued: "Not yet, after you were captured by the old woman of the Jin family, Di Ting was also injured, but ran back to the underworld desperately, and told the matter to Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, this is good, all the underworld is mobilized , The king directly said that this time he was going to play with them to death, so he brought so many people with him, so he went to find you in the cracks. He is still recuperating at the Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, and he will be back soon."

Hey, it seems that it is not without benefits to go out with a beast. When I hear back from Di, I have to thank him.

Xiao Hei said with a bitter face: "You two are really in a good mood, you can't wait to see each other, and you still have the mood to chat nonsense here, aren't you afraid you won't be able to go back?"

I smiled and nodded and said, "That's right, you two hurry up to study, or you won't be able to go back to the underworld after the holidays. As for me, I'll go upstairs to rest first, come on, come on!"

Lao Bai hurriedly stopped me and said: "Boss, don't be happy first. My father said that you, as his son, must be very good. For this exam, you must be the first in the class, otherwise Tell you not to go back, the king can't afford to lose this man."

What the hell are you kidding me about?
I hurriedly waved my hands and said, "Brothers belong to brothers, but if you want to talk nonsense, you will go to hell with your tongue pulled out. No matter how stupid my dad is, he won't be so stupid as to let his son take the No. 1 exam."

Xiao Hei raised his hands and swore: "Heaven and earth conscience, if the two of us tell a lie, we will definitely fall into hell forever, and we will never be reborn."

He dared to swear such a poisonous oath twice, it seems that he did not lie to me.Looking at the pile of books, I shook my head and said, "Aren't these old guys at home crazy? How can we take care of our studies properly? Aren't we here to do something important? This study is casual. It’s okay to learn, why are you so serious!”

Lao Bai clapped his hands and said: "Boss, this is really right. Originally, the family didn't care about our study, but that kid from Song Dianwang's family, Song Yongchang, came to Yangjian. He didn't do anything, so he just followed Xue Xue. All of a sudden, I got the first place in the city, and King Song Dian was so happy that he couldn't close his mouth. It was good to show off with other Hades, and the rest of Hades would not be happy, especially your father. First of all, what’s the big deal, my son can do it too. I heard that he even made a bet with Song Dianwang or something, and it works well. This is great, my dad and the others have followed suit, and we have been implicated!"

It's just naive, dad is so grown up, why don't he make gestures with others, doesn't he know how much his son weighs?
I lifted the books piled on the table, and said to Laobai and Xiaohei: "Learn a fart, it's their business how adults want to play, we shouldn't be victims, let me tell you, what should I do?" How to take the test, if we are not allowed to go back, we will not go back, what a big deal!"

Xiao Hei bitterly and bitterly pulled the white cloth strip with the word "struggle" written on it on his head, and shouted: "Boss is peeing, I just say I don't want to learn, and Lao Bai still insists on dragging me to learn together. Why do you want to be a victim?"

As soon as Xiao Hei said this, suddenly something was wrong with Lao Bai. He was standing next to me, but he sat down immediately, holding a pen in his hand, looking extremely serious, and said in his mouth: "Hey, this way How should the equation be calculated?"

Lao Bai's sudden change made me puzzled, and I hurriedly said to Lao Bai: "Why are you crazy? I'm talking to you about something serious."

Lao Bai suddenly raised the pen in his hand and said to me: "Boss, can you keep your voice down? I'm studying!"

While talking, the pen in my hand was still swaying in one direction from time to time. I looked in the direction of the pen in Lao Bai's hand, and suddenly a frightening murderous aura came to my face.

The mother-in-law, who was smiling but not smiling, was slowly walking towards us with a shiny feather duster in her hand.

I secretly thought it was not good, so I quickly lowered my body and began to pick up the books that I had dropped on the ground. While tidying up, I shouted: "Xiao Hei, who told you to throw the books around? These are all knowledge."

Xiao Hei, who hadn't sensed that the danger was approaching, was stupefied when he heard what I said. He scratched his head and said, "Boss, what are you talking about? Didn't we say we should stop learning? Don't you want to be a victim?"

My mother-in-law was getting closer and closer, and I smashed the book fiercely, and said righteously: "Who said no to study? My favorite thing is to study. Don't say such things next time, who won't?" Let me learn, who am I in a hurry with?"

When Xiao Hei heard what I said, he was so happy, he said: "Boss, you are not crazy, are you, study? Learn... fart..."

When Xiao Hei spoke to the end, his voice became smaller and smaller, his eyes became wider and wider, and the murderous mother-in-law was already standing in front of Xiao Hei. Scared out of my wits!

The shining feather duster in the mother-in-law's hand flashed in front of Xiao Hei's eyes, and she smiled kindly and said, "Good grandson, what did you just say?"

Xiao Hei was covered in cold sweat, he quickly waved his hands and said, "No, I didn't say anything."

"Stinky boy! As a student, if you don't study hard, what else do you want? Rebel!"

While talking, the feather duster in the mother-in-law's hand was not polite at all, and it made Xiao Hei scurry around the room.

I saw Xiao Hei running around the room, shouting as he ran: "Grandma, I was wrong! I dare not, I dare not, I will learn, I will learn to die, please be gentle , it hurts, it hurts."

Hey, brother, I'm sorry, in this situation, if I don't drag you into the water, I will be the one who dies.

Half an hour later, the three of us, together with Wu Lingna, stood in front of my mother-in-law, holding a feather duster that had lost half of its feathers, and said to me: "You guys, listen to me clearly, this exam is not allowed to cheat, and you are not allowed to use it. You must rely on your own strength to get a good ranking and come back. If anyone loses someone, hehe, don’t blame the mother-in-law for being ruthless, do you hear clearly?"

(End of this chapter)