I have a selection system

Chapter 165 How many steps are needed to put an elephant in the refrigerator?
Originally, Shen Tianlang planned to return home after graduation.

But who knew that his strict father would call at this time?
Shen Tianlang knew that his father said that one is one, if he was sent home today, he would not wait until tomorrow.

And that old guy, he put down all kinds of cruel words, saying that what kind of girl he likes in the future, he still needs to get his consent?

Shen Tianlang has always felt that love is free, love is innocent, and whoever you love is everyone's freedom.

Shen Tianlang couldn't bear his father's meddling in his love affair, and that's why he got angry about it.

"Brother Lang..."

At this time, Murong Jing softly called out behind Shen Tianlang.

"Fuck."

At this moment, Shen Tianlang was so shocked that he almost lost his soul, his little heart was beating wildly.

"Wow, Brother Lang, your acting skills are really good, I believe it." Murong Jing walked over and said generously.

Shen Tianlang was really frightened.

He was a little distracted just now, thinking about something, without any precautions, he was frightened by this shameless chick.

"Cough, cough, cough." Shen Tianlang coughed a few times, flicked the cigarette ash, put away his solemn expression before, and asked angrily, "I said Murong, why are you here? You... have been following me since just now Bar?"

"Hey, you guessed it right, of course Miss Ben is following you." Murong Jing pouted, seeming to be proud, and said, "I just want to see what the super beautiful woman you mentioned looks like... Later... "

"What happened next?" Shen Tianlang asked.

"Later, of course, I saw that super beautiful woman, she was indeed prettier than me."

"Ahahaha, that's..." Thinking of the bragging just now, Shen Tianlang scratched the back of his head in embarrassment, and laughed, "And then, what did you hear just now?"

"No, I just saw you holding a mobile phone mysteriously. Could it be that a beautiful woman asked you out?"

"It doesn't matter if you have beautiful women!"

Shen Tianlang stared angrily at Murong Jing in front of him, and said angrily, "I said Murong Jing, there are 24 hours in a day, right?"

"Yeah, what's the matter?"

"Let's go to sleep for 8 hours first, then eat and drink for 2 hours, and there are 14 hours left. You have followed me for the whole 14 hours. I listen to vocal music lessons, and you also listen to them; I go to play basketball, and you follow me. Stand; I am out of school now, and you are still following, can you still let me have a little private time?"

"Okay, then if you are my boyfriend, I will generously give you 1 hour of private time and 8 hours of sleep time every day, what do you think?" Murong Jing blinked her eyes cutely, and said to Shen Tianlang.

"Fuck, what do you like about me, should I change my career?" Shen Tianlang was suddenly unhappy.

"I like everything about you, and what you don't like about me, can't I change it?"

Why! !

What the hell, life is hard! ~!

In Shen Tianlang's heart, that was called regret. .

If he had known today, Shen Tianlang regretted that he shouldn't have acted so forcefully.

If the system regrets selling medicine, Shen Tianlang must exchange it for one.

Then let Murong Jing bully herself severely, get out of her sight and get rid of this chick's entanglement.

Listen, is this human?
After being pursued by a beautiful woman who drives a Lamborghini and is as beautiful as a fairy, Shen Tianlang actually feels disgusted by this kid?

If this happened to other people, I'm afraid it would be a dream to wake up laughing.

"Eh!!!"

Shen Tianlang sighed deeply, then with a cigarette in his right hand, he walked past Murong Jing with a depressed expression on his face.

"Brother Lang, what are you doing... Are you unhappy? Tell me to make me happy..."

Depend on.

"Murong Jing, don't force me to be rough on you." Shen Tianlang yelled at Murong Jing.

"Hey, come on, come on, let me see to the end..." Murong Jing, who was about to say those three words, hesitated to speak, then raised her eyebrows provocatively at Shen Tianlang.

puff.

Shen Tianlang seemed to have thought of something.

lost.

He was deeply defeated by this chick.

"I said Murong, it's not an option for us to waste time here, how about we play a game?" Shen Tianlang seemed to have thought of a trick.

"What game?" Murong Jing asked curiously.

"I came up with a brain teaser, if you pass, you invite me to dinner tonight, and then I will go shopping with you for the rest of the time; if you fail, you still invite me to dinner, and after dinner, we go back to our respective houses , you are not allowed to follow me."

I rely on!

Has anyone ever seen such a shameless person, no matter whether the other party wins or loses, he still has to treat him to a big man for dinner?

Is this what people do?
Is this what a human can say?
But Murong Jing didn't think so.

As soon as she heard that Shen Tianlang was going to go shopping with her, she immediately regained her spirits as if she had been pumped out, and said, "Okay, okay, first of all, let me declare that too difficult questions are not allowed."

As long as Shen Tianlang is willing to play with Miss Murong, Murong Jing is willing to do anything.

"Okay, please listen to the question, how many steps does it take to put an elephant in the refrigerator?"

"Giggle cluck..."

Murong Jing suddenly laughed coquettishly, let out bursts of pleasant laughter, and said:
"Brother Lang, if you want to go shopping with me, just say so. Why are you playing so many tricks? Of course, there are three steps. First, the first step is to open the refrigerator; the second step is to put the elephant in; the last step is to close it." Refrigerator, hehe."

"Add 10 points, continue, the zoo has a sports meeting, why didn't the elephant go?"

"Hahaha, of course it's because the elephant was locked in the refrigerator. So Brother Lang's IQ is just that low? I won."

"It's not over yet, add 10 points." Shen Tianlang rolled Murong Jing's eyes, and continued: "Next, the ant rode a bicycle to pick up the elephant, but only left a straight footprint when passing through the desert. Why?"

"Uh…"

Now, Murong Jing was really stumped by Shen Tianlang.

"One minute is up, 1 points will be deducted, and 10 points are left. Stupid, because the bicycle the ant rides. Continue, the ant finds the elephant, and then rides the elephant to the gymnasium. There is a car accident on the road, and the elephant is thrown. became seriously injured, many small animals rushed to donate blood, but why did all the small animals come back in the end?"

"Because they don't know elephants well!"

"Wrong again! Another 10 points will be deducted, and you will get zero points now, because the ant riding a bicycle is already donating blood. Everyone thinks that it is enough for ant buddies to give blood to elephants, so they will all come."

puff.

Murong Jing went crazy in an instant, and couldn't help but angrily said, "Shen Tianlang, is this a brain teaser? Why do I feel that you are deliberately tricking me?"

"Don't talk nonsense, these questions were raised by Jack Ma, and he also told the interviewer that these questions must be recorded, and this will become one of the key points of interviewing Alibaba's newcomers this year." Shen Tianlang said nonsense in a serious manner.

(End of this chapter)