Withering cross talk: a piece of truth, mountains and rivers shocked

Chapter 26: Learning Radio

"Everyone, I just said I'll see you later!"

"Look at how fast I'm coming back!"

Zhang Yunshun casually said:
"Your nickname is Cao Cao!"

There was another burst of laughter from the audience.

In this theater, every audience is extremely relaxed.

It's like seeing the actors and putting everything else on the back burner.

Even with the laughter of many people around, no matter how loud I laugh, no one will care.

So he laughed even more unscrupulously.

After the laughter, Lin Qingfeng continued to say to the audience:
"Thank you, audience, for coming to our theater to listen to cross talk."

"But before listening to cross talk, you all need to know who the two of us are!"

"What did the person who announced just now say I am? Handsome and unrestrained, right?"

"I also think he's right!"

Mr. Zhang looked at Lin Qingfeng, and said in a disdainful tone:

"Even if you are right, you are shameless!"

Lin Qingfeng looked at Zhang Yunshun with an extremely puzzled expression, and asked:
"Why are you still shameless?"

Zhang Yunshun said with a look of disgust:

"Nonsense! Whoever thinks he is handsome!"

The audience in the audience looked at the expressions of the old and the young on the stage, and laughed again.

Lin Qingfeng waved his hand directly, and said to Zhang Yunshun unconvinced:
"Then you also said that the older you get, the more handsome you are?"

"That's not what I said!"

After two words clashed back and forth, all the audience became familiar with the performance style of the two on stage.

One is thick-skinned, and the other is knife-mouthed.

These two sentences completely subverted the way the audience talked about cross talk in their hearts!
It turns out that admiring people can also piss them off!
It turns out that cross talk really needs two people to talk about it!

Lin Qingfeng continued:
"The old man's reaction is really fast!"

"It didn't look like any of our backstage actors at all"

Zhang Yunshun asked casually:
"Oh? What happened to our backstage actors?"

Lin Qingfeng clapped his hands, pointed in the direction of the backstage and said:
"None of our backstage actors can compare to you!"

"Think about how old you are, how old they are!"

Zhang Yunshun nodded first, then frowned again, sensing something was wrong:

"What about age?"

Lin Qingfeng spread his hands and said:
"Except for your age, how can you be better than a backstage actor! You..."

Zhang Yunshun hurriedly stopped Lin Qingfeng from continuing to speak, and said full of dissatisfaction:
"The feeling is that I'm in the background and I'm left to rely on the old to sell the old, right!"

Lin Qingfeng shook his head quickly, and said:
"That's definitely not it!"

"Don't you still sell tickets!"

Mr. Zhang is in a hurry:

"Just being able to sell tickets is not considered a skill! I also know how to be really talented!"

Lin Qingfeng smiled and waved at the audience without even looking at Zhang Yunshun:
"That's not important!"

"No! That's important!"

"You are so old, why do you still care about this?"

"Nonsense! If I don't know anything, my life will be in vain!"

Lin Qingfeng nodded helplessly:
"Okay, what would you like to order?"

Zhang Yunshun patted his chest:
"I know everything!"

"Yeah yah yah yah yah!!!"

Lin Qingfeng instantly said a series of modal particles with disgust on his face, and then said with a full face of doubt:
"Just you?"

"Anything?"

"Then have you ever had a baby?"

The audience roared with laughter!

This question was asked in a very vague way.

Zhang Yunshun sneered and said:

"Not only did I give birth to a child, I even gave birth to my son!"

The audience burst into laughter and applauded instantly!

Shout out to everyone!
All the viewers who are watching the live broadcast also commented:
"Hahahaha, this old man is amazing!"

"I'll soon realize that people who admire people can still play like this!"

"These two people talk so funny! I can't stop laughing!"

"I was hiding under the covers and shaking with laughter. My friend thought I was exercising, and I couldn't explain it at all!"

"Emotionally speaking, cross talk also includes performances. The movements and expressions of these two people are so interesting!"

The audience in the audience is still laughing.

On the stage, Lin Qingfeng nodded helplessly at Zhang Yunshun:

"The old man is amazing!"

"Then what else can you do besides bragging?"

Zhang Yunshun twisted his expression:
"What is arguing! In my case, I know all four of our cross talk subjects!"

Lin Qingfeng turned his head abruptly:

"You know how to fry, fry, fry, stew, boil, and stew!"

"Then your skills are useless!"

Zhang Yunshun replied angrily:

"I'm talking about learning to sing! Why did you say that the cook is on him!"

Lin Qingfeng said unsteadily:

"Then I also feel that you are a cook!"

"Well, you're good at talking, learning, and singing?"

"Then make some shredded potatoes first! This basic dish is the best!"

Zhang Yunshun raised his voice and said angrily:
"That's still a cook!"

"I'm talking about learning to sing, the basic skills of a cross talk actor!"

Lin Qingfeng nodded several times and said:

"Then you want to say that, we can't inspect the goods on the spot now to see if you can fire them."

"Why don't you go to the back kitchen and fry a cabbage for us first?"

After finishing speaking, he turned around and walked towards the entrance to the entrance and exit, shouting as he walked:

"Get a pot ready!"

"Let's eat later!"

There was chaos on the stage at this time, Lin Qingfeng walked down the stage, Zhang Yunshun yelled back, and hurriedly stopped Lin Qingfeng from stepping off the stage.

The two returned to the center of the stage in a tug-of-war, and then stood in front of the microphone again.

The audience in the audience were almost breathless with joy!

The performance here is really interesting!

It was the first time I saw the stage saying that I was going to go down to eat at the beginning!

On the stage, Lin Qingfeng adjusted the pulled clothes, and asked with a puzzled face:
"Why?"

Zhang Yunshun said helplessly:

"What are you talking about? You didn't eat this morning or something? No matter what you say, you want to eat!"

"I'm here to discuss the basic skills of cross talk with you!"

Lin Qingfeng slapped his head, and suddenly realized:
"Oh! That's right! That's what I was talking about just now!"

"Who are you coming?"

"Speak and learn to sing, right?"

"Then why don't you sing a song for everyone!"

"How are you, audiences!"

The audience applauded one after another!

Lin Qingfeng nodded, turned his head and said to Zhang Yunshun:
"Look, the audience is so willing to watch, you sing!"

"Sing for four hours and we're off work, how nice!"

Zhang Yunshun asked:
"I've been here for four hours, what are you doing?"

Lin Qingfeng raised his face and said frankly:

"I'm waiting to get off work!"

Zhang Yunshun waved his hands again and again, and said unhappily:

"This can't work!"

Turning to the audience again, he said:

"Everyone, you have seen it all."

"After he came to power, he only talked about my basic skills, but he doesn't know what the basic skills are!"

"We have to let him come for a while first!"

"right!"

(End of this chapter)