Withering cross talk: a piece of truth, mountains and rivers shocked

Chapter 183 The Reckless Man Comes

Lin Qingfeng looked at Yu Qian's appearance, and continued to talk to him:

"I don't know? Well, let me tell you, listen."

This is a necessary line before Guankou.

Yu Qian also said: "It's still a thing of the past."

Lin Qingfeng took a breath and said:
"In the Tang Dynasty, there was a rude man."

"This person's surname is Yuchi, his name is Gong, his name is Jingde, and he stayed in Wuzhou behind Baoding Mountain."

"Scramble three passes by day, and win eight strongholds by night."

"Since the King of Qin explored Baibi Pass at night, King Qin was chased away under the moon of Jingde, three lashes, two maces, and the horse jumped into the red mud stream."

"Since the fall of the Tang Dynasty, Wang Shichong fought against Wang Shichong in the south, and conquered Pi Keneng in the north. He conquered the east across the sea and visited Baipao under the moon."

"The king of Tang was victorious, and the class teacher returned to the court. That Wei Chigong, because he saved the white robe, beat the emperor's uncle Li Daozong outside the Meridian Gate, knocking out his front teeth and two teeth."

"The king of Tang was furious and demoted to the farm. Later, the white robe visited Jingde."

"That Yuchi Gong was fishing alone on the bow of the boat, when suddenly he heard the people behind him shouting, and the horse barking again."

"I am Zheng Dongxue Pingliao, and I came here specially to visit my old friend. You and I will go to the Golden Palace to deliver an order to protect you as an official forever."

"Jing De said, General, don't misunderstand me. I am a villager in the mountains. I plow and hoe, and I am a rude person."

After Lin Qingfeng finished speaking, he took the handkerchief on the table and wiped the sweat from his brow before asking:
"Rude, Jingde, door god, have you compared?"

Yu Qian sighed: "God God, how dare I compare with him."

Lin Qingfeng wiped off his sweat and threw away the handkerchief, and asked:

"Then tell me! What is the rain hitting the duckweed ten thousand point pit?"

Yu Qian was helpless:

"Do you still remember this?"

"Calm down, I won't say it?"

"Don't be as knowledgeable as me, I can't speak, I'm reckless, I'm reckless."

Lin Qingfeng stared:

"Stop, what are you talking about?"

"You, reckless?"

Yu Qian nodded silently.

The audience began to howl like ghosts and wolves:

"The reckless man! The reckless man! I have been looking forward to the reckless man for ten years!"

"Grandpa, your beloved Guankou is here!"

"Lin Qingfeng's ten-year old fan came here uninvited."

This is actually a joke.

Mainly since I mentioned two sentences of "Eight Fan Screen" and reckless people in Hu Xiaotuan's live broadcast room.

At that time, some people said that they wanted to hear the mouth of the reckless man.

Lin Qingfeng interrupted him with "Have you bought the ticket yet?"

But human beings are like this, the more you can't get something, the more you miss it.

Although Lin Qingfeng can take out a lot of things.

Everything makes people feel that this person is really a treasure.

However, it does not affect that everyone has extraordinary expectations for reckless people.

Even at the scene, Yu Qian was startled by the voice of the audience.

On the contrary, Lin Qingfeng was very calm:
"The reckless man is another ancient man."

"You don't know anyway, let me tell you, listen."

Lin Qingfeng deliberately did not leave a message for Yu Qian.

Also give him some time to sort out his state.

Cross talk actors have their own rhythm.

Yu Qian's current state is obviously disturbed by the audience.

Fortunately, there will be a long series of puns from Lin Qingfeng, so he has time to adjust himself.

Lin Qingfeng said calmly:
"I think back then, there was a reckless man in the Three Kingdoms of the Later Han Dynasty."

"Since Taoyuan became righteous, my uncle's surname is Liu, his name is Bei, and his style name is Xuande, and he lives in Dashulou Sang."

"The second brother's surname is Guan, his name is Yu, and his style name is Yunchang. He lives in Xieliang County, Puzhou, Shanxi."

"The third brother's surname is Zhang, his name is Fei, and his style name is Yide. He lives in Fanyang County, Zhuozhou."

"There is also a fourth younger brother, whose surname is Zhao and whose name is Yun and whose name is Zilong. He lives in Changshan County, Zhending Prefecture. He has won hundreds of battles and was named General Changsheng."

"It's all because of a fierce battle in front of Changbanpo. Zhao Yun broke into Cao's camp alone, knocked down two poles of the big banner, and captured three of them."

"The horse fell into the pit, and its life is worthless. On the top of Cao Mengde's mountain, I saw a young general in white, with a white helmet, white armor, white flag, and a white dragon horse with a silver spear. He is really a brave general."

Here, in Guankou, Bai doesn't mean to be Bai, but to be indifferent.

It is for the convenience of Guankou pronunciation.

The middle part of the word is omitted to avoid the suspicion of the number of words.

But this passage of Reckless Man is very exciting and worth listening to.

Lin Qingfeng articulated clearly, and after finishing speaking, Zhao Yun rescued the young master Liu Chan in Cao Cao.

Because of Cao Cao's love for generals, he wanted to subdue Zhao Yun, a young general in white.

He was ordered not to kill him, but to capture him alive.

So Zhao Yun escaped all the way.

"After chasing in front of Dangyang Bridge, Zhang Fei arrived and shouted: 'Fourth brother, don't panic, a certain family is here, so it's okay!'"

"Cao Cao rushed to see Zhao Yun, but saw a black-faced man standing on the bridge. Cao Cao hurriedly asked Xiahou Dun: 'This black-faced man, who is he?'"

"Xia Hou said: 'He is Zhang Fei, a reckless person.'"

"The canopy of Qingluo was removed, and Zhang Fei's leopard's head was surrounded by eyes, his face was like tough iron, the black was bright, and the light was black."

"Zari has a black steel beard under his jaw, like a steel needle, like an iron wire."

"Wearing an iron helmet on the head, two dragons fighting treasures, red tassels floating, embedded with eight treasures: wheels, snails, umbrellas, lids, flowers, pots, fish, and intestines."

"Wearing a ring armor with big leaves and locks, lined with soap robes, wearing tiger-headed combat boots, riding a horse on his hips, a cloud beast of thousands of miles, and wielding a zhangba snake spear in his hand."

The cloak worn here does not make the sound of approval in Guankou, but the sound of embryonic characters.

"Standing on the bridgehead, gnashing teeth, beating his chest in resentment, cursing:"

"Cao Cao, listen to the truth, hey, your family, Mr. Zhang, is here today. You may attack, or fight, or advance, or retreat, or fight, or fight, don't attack, don't fight, don't advance, don't retreat, don't fight. If you don’t fight, you’re like a common man.”

"Shout once, and Cao Bing retreats; Shout twice, flow across the water; Shout three times, drink the Dangyang bridge down."

"Later there is a poem praising it: 'Changbanpo rescued Zhao Yun in front of Changbanpo, and drove back Cao Cao's million troops. His surname is Zhang, his name is Fei, and his character is Yide. He is a reckless man who has flowed through the ages!'"

There are a total of 91 characters in the whole mouth of the reckless man.

After hundreds of sentences, Lin Qingfeng didn't miss a single omission.

It just makes people's blood boil.

After the last sentence of the opening poem continued, the scene was silent for two seconds.

Then I don't know who took the lead in shouting hello.

There were cheers and applause at the scene one after another.

This was within Lin Qingfeng's expectation.

After all, the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Zhang Fei, can be regarded as the common memory of mankind.

And he mentioned the foreshadowing that he planted during the live broadcast.

Lin Qingfeng was not at all surprised that such a scene could be caused.

When the emotions of the audience calmed down, Lin Qingfeng smiled and looked like Yu Qian:
"Tell me, can you compare with such a reckless person?"

Yu Qian took advantage of Lin Qingfeng's back, and adjusted his state early.

But I couldn't help but wiped my sweat.

Hearing Lin Qingfeng's question, he quickly shook his head:
"Don't talk about Zhang Fei, I can't compare to coffee."

Seeing that Yu Qian was convinced, Lin Qingfeng was elated:

"Then tell me! What is it called! The rain hits the duckweed ten thousand point pit?"

(End of this chapter)