Withering cross talk: a piece of truth, mountains and rivers shocked

Chapter 181

But soon, Yu Qian realized that he was too relieved.

Because, Lin Qingfeng said confidently:

"This pair is dead, but you are alive."

"You can write another chapter and post it there, it doesn't matter."

Yu Qian felt that he was choked, and he stretched out two fingers to gesture:
"Two layers of waves?"

Lin Qingfeng wrote that I was smart and I was right: "Three are still posting."

Yu Qian said:
"never heard of that."

"How do you read that?"

Lin Qingfeng became proud:

"I'll teach you."

"The first couplet suppresses the tone, and the second couplet raises the rhyme."

"When you hear it like this, he is a pair of up and down couplets!"

Yu Qian felt as if he understood but didn't fully understand, so he asked without shame:

"What kind of idea?"

Lin Qingfeng conveniently said:
"The first couplet is: The wind blows the waves on the surface of the water."

His tone was lowered word by word.

By the time of the last wave, the voice was too low to be heard.

Yu Qian became curious and asked, "What about the second couplet?"

Lin Qingfeng raised his eyebrows, shook his head, and this time the tone of each word was higher than the word line:
"The second line is: The wind blows the surface of the water! The layer—the wave!"

Especially the second word, he purposely prolonged it.

I am very proud of myself.

Yu Qian smiled, and then asked: "Hehe, what about horizontal criticism?"

Lin Qingfeng shook his head: "Wind! Blow! Water! Noodles!"

Every word is accented and paused.

Yu Qian shook his head and said, "That's it?"

The audience also burst into laughter.

And one after another, Aite, the netizen who is very good at cutting emoji materials, asked him if he had any new materials.

Of course, this person lived up to expectations and made another contribution.

After all, Lin Qingfeng set up this person who pretended to be very powerful despite having no culture very well.

Those little gestures, little expressions.

Quite wonderful.

However, after the screenshots came out, most of them ran counter to Lin Qingfeng's own wishes.

It's just that fans don't care about this.

All they care about is the addition of creative material.

Instead, Ning Kaixuan and Li Man, who were watching the live broadcast, discovered this topic.

The two of them took screenshots and sent Lin Qingfeng to WeChat at the same time.

It's just different from when Li Man sent a message saying that this is also a kind of enthusiasm, so Lin Qingfeng should not take it to heart, and can also use it when posting on Weibo appropriately.

Ning Kaixuan started to write a small composition again.

I saw his fingers waving rapidly on the smartphone screen.

Lang Heyan over there looked at Ning Kaixuan's posture and was simply amazed.

Lang Heyan is the host of the afternoon.

He will not host the evening show.

At that time, he had to leave early to pick up Qingfeng Lin.

At this moment, the afternoon session was still a long way from the end, so he came to find Ning Kaixuan.

Originally, I planned to tell him in advance and ask him to prepare the tickets so that he could send them to Lin Qingfeng later.

As a result, I saw this scene.

Lang Heyan: Pupil earthquake, is this the speed at which young people play with mobile phones?
On the stage, Lin Qingfeng was being complained about by Yu Qian.

It can be said that this is the first time Yu Qian has made such a long speech.

I saw Yu Qian supporting the table, his eyes full of hatred for iron and steel:

"Let me tell you guys, don't be fooled by this man."

"Just yesterday, I was also in Beihai Park, and I saw him."

"At that time, I saw him walking there with the two people in front."

"The first two paired up while walking, and the one on the left said look at the water being blown by the wind, let me make a couplet."

"What comes out is the wind blowing the waves on the surface of the water."

"The one on the right said it was good, let me make a second line."

"He didn't listen at this time, he fell into the water."

"That's why he couldn't forgive the second couplet, because he didn't write the first couplet at all!"

Lin Qingfeng showed a guilty expression:

"Don't talk nonsense."

Yu Qian ignored him and continued:
"He's just bluffing people here with what he heard is the Shanghai League."

"It's fine to bluff people, but also brag about yourself, what are you talking about as a cultural person?"

"As the saying goes, the sky does not say that it is high, and the earth does not say that it is thick. People do not say that they are capable, and water does not say that it flows."

"How thick are the gold bricks, and how thin are the jade tiles."

"Arrogance sucks, understand!"

"Tell you, you didn't listen to this couplet, but I did!"

"What you wrote in the first couplet is the wind blowing the waves on the surface of the water."

"I'll give you the next couplet, the rain hits the duckweed with thousands of pits."

"Are you convinced or not! I'll ask you if you agree or not!"

Lin Qingfeng's expression switched extremely quickly, guilt, anger, and sudden realization were written all over his face.

In the end, it became a surrender:

"Ah, I'm really convinced."

"It's said that cross talk actors don't have much culture."

"Oh, you are so talented, so talented!"

Yu Qian showed an elated expression, but said on his mouth: "How dare you."

Lin Qingfeng continued to boast:

"You can be called such a flawless piece of jade in troubled times."

"There is a Ganoderma lucidum of yours in the grass."

"In this dog food bowl, there will be a piece of meat as big as yours."

Yu Qian hadn't been stunned for a long time, and he looked like he had done nothing:

"You, are you complimenting me?"

Lin Qingfeng sneered: "Praise you? Why should I praise you?"

Yu Qian was puzzled: "I gave you the upper and lower couplets."

Lin Qingfeng smiled contemptuously:
"Did you link up and down?"

"I ask you, what are you right about?"

Yu Qian was so stunned by him that he doubted himself:
"The rain hit the duckweed ten thousand spots? What's the matter?"

Lin Qingfeng repeated: "The rain hits the duckweed ten thousand spots, what's the point?"

When asked this, Yu Qian was not humble.

He said:

"I saw it was raining, and a lot of rain hit the duckweed, and the duckweed was knocked out."

"That's why it's called, the rain hits the duckweed ten thousand spots."

Lin Qingfeng then asked: "Oh, it's raining, is it raining ten thousand points? Have you counted it?"

Yu Qian was startled and shook his head: "No."

Lin Qingfeng messed around:
"Then how do you know you bet [-] points?"

"He doesn't place too many points, and places less points, but why is it only [-] points?"

"What if you lose nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine points in just that inch?"

"Or just ten thousand and one pips if you place too many?"

Yu Qian was stunned: "Huh?"

Lin Qingfeng continued to pursue the victory:
"On the road? On the rocks? On the roof?"

"This rain belongs to your family? So if you are obedient, it will rain on the duckweed?"

Yu Qian: "No..."

Lin Qingfeng showed a triumphant smile: "Then what is the rain hitting the duckweed ten thousand spots?"

Yu Qian was silenced by him again.

He paused before saying:

"It...isn't it stronger than you without the alliance?"

Lin Qingfeng looked unforgiving:
"Who told you I don't have a second line?"

Yu Qiannahan:

"You have a couplet, why don't you read it?"

Lin Qingfeng gave him another look:
"I miss it, did you give me a chance?"

(End of this chapter)