Withering cross talk: a piece of truth, mountains and rivers shocked

Chapter 18 Tongue Knot
Gao Shan walked from the backstage to the middle of the stage step by step.

The feet are not messed up, and the body is not shaken.

Hold your head high, calm and calm.

Lin Qingfeng looked at Gao Shan's back with a slight smile on his face.

The theater is very lively now.

But it's also a challenge for actors.

I went on stage alone to perform a small show, and there were 200 people sitting in the audience.

If you don't have any mental quality, your legs will be weak before going on stage!
Crosstalk is not singing and dancing, with bright lights shining on the stage.

Those who sing and dance on the stage will be blinded by the lights so that they can't see the audience clearly.

Don't worry about the reaction of the audience below, just concentrate on singing and dancing.

But on the cross talk stage.

You can see every face of the audience!
Only by seeing the audience's reactions face to face can the cross talk actors perform on the spot, adjust their jokes and control the scene appropriately.

Crosstalk actors without certain experience will feel uneasy when faced with the expressions on hundreds of faces.

It's easy to focus on paying attention to the audience's reaction.

I'm afraid that if I say badly, the audience will be unhappy.

This kind of partiality will easily mess up the work in his mouth!

The more you read, the more you think, the more you think, the more you talk!

It didn't take long before it came down.

Among the dozen or so actors in the backstage, there are not many who can really watch the six ways and concentrate on talking about cross talk.

Only against the mountains.

Lin Qingfeng was completely at ease.

For no other reason than Gao Shan's artistic level.

Too steady!
Not only outstanding ability, but also one of the few young actors in the background.

Takayama stepped onto the stage and tried out the sound.

"Hey?"

"Hey! This voice is really good!"

"It's much better than our previous microphones!"

A few words echoed in the theater, causing the audience to turn their eyes to the stage.

Seeing that the audience turned their attention, Gao Shan smiled slightly and said to the audience:

"Everyone here should have been waiting for a while, right?"

"I'll relieve everyone's fatigue first."

"Say two tongue twisters and clear your ears."

Here, Gao Shan will open his mouth to sing a tongue twister.

Two sentences suddenly appeared from the audience:

"Where's the person who came up just now?"

"We want to see him! We don't want to see you!"

As soon as this sentence came out, many people said one after another:

"That's right! We just came here, why did we change people here!"

"What's there to say about the tongue twister, it's something for children! Come up with someone else!"

"Where is the person who came up just now? Isn't he here to perform all the time?"

More and more people are talking.

The rest of the audience in the audience were about to make a noise.

Gao Shan was on stage without any stage fright or embarrassment.

Just jokingly explained:
"Oh, do you want to see our head teacher?"

"You guys want him to perform? No problem!"

"But you guys have to think about it! He's going to perform a few hours of small pieces, and he'll be dumb when he's actually performing!"

"It's really time for the official performance. When our class leader comes out, he will bow to everyone."

At this time, Gao Shan lowered his voice in a low voice.

With a hoarse old voice, he imitated the old lady's speech:
"Everyone, audience..."

"Hello everyone……"

As soon as these eight words were finished, the audience in the audience were very surprised!
How does this look like it!
It seems that this is not a person with no skills!

Gao Shan didn't care about the reaction of the audience below, and continued:
"I'm going to tell you a story... cough cough cough! cough cough cough cough!"

"Speak a bit of cough cough cough!"

A few coughs are learned in a good way!

It made the audience who were a little dissatisfied immediately burst out laughing.

I also understood directly in my heart that if I let others perform continuously, it is really easy to have the situation where the edge just came out.

At the moment, I no longer force Lin Qingfeng to continue to come out.

Just quietly watching Takayama's performance.

Gao Shan looked at the expressions of the audience in the audience who had calmed down, and then said suddenly:
"I see just now, some viewers said that tongue twisters are meaningless."

"It's all a kid's thing to learn. It's not hard at all."

Then he stared at the audience and raised his voice:

"I'll tell you!"

"You are right!"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing!
Originally thought that he would say other great truths, but in the end he said that what others said was right.

This one is completely different from other cross talk actors!
After the audience finished laughing, Gao Feng smiled and continued:

"But let me start by saying that you guys don't hear tongue twisters the same way I say them."

"My tongue twister, most people can't say it, only cross talk masters can keep up!"

"Let me say a few paragraphs first, you listen first."

After a pause of two seconds, Gao Shan said one more sentence:
"If you can learn it, then you can perform on stage."

"Attention everyone!"

Finished in one sentence.

From the audience sitting in the audience to those who are watching the live broadcast.

Everyone is gearing up!
I secretly thought: I want to see how difficult this tongue twister is!
What else can you say that you can go on stage after you learn it?

Those who were watching the live broadcast also left messages saying:

"I think I can do it!"

"What's so difficult about a crosstalk actor's performance? At most, he just eats grapes. Then what I said is much more agile than those who perform on stage."

"It's recording the screen, I'm done learning after he finished speaking!"

"Wait for me to take a sip of the fat house happy water, and stimulate my tongue well! Dun dun dun dun!"

"Okay, now I'm going to apply for a cross talk actor."

At this time, Gao Shan opened his mouth and said something relaxed.

"Black chemical fertilizers will volatilize when they turn gray, and gray fertilizers will turn black when they volatilize."

The entire auditorium subconsciously learned:
"Black flowers, gray flowers, gray back to black..."

"Ashing black volatilizes and turns into ashes..."

"Bah! No! The black flowers and gray flowers turn back to black, and the gray chemical fertilizer turns back to gray flower ash??"

"Black, turn, back...fat! Turn gray! Will it turn ashes? Gray fertilizer will bloom! It will turn black! Right??"

Gao Shan looked at the whispers of the people below, and said the second paragraph without hesitation:
"Black chemical fertilizers volatilize and turn ash and flowers will fly; gray fertilizers volatilize and turn black and flowers will fly"

"Black gray chemical fertilizer will volatilize and turn gray and black into flying flowers, and gray and black chemical fertilizer will volatilize black ash into flying flowers."

Audience underneath: ? ? ? ? ? ?
Why can I understand every word.

But I can't even say it?

This person's tongue is made of rubber bands!

Although feeling very surprised, the audience below still refused to admit defeat and continued to learn.

"Grey black flower gray flower hehehehe..."

"Heiha Feihua talks nonsense hehe... Bah, bah, bah, bah!!"

"No, I think my tongue is tied!"

Among the viewers who were watching the live broadcast, many of them learned along with them.

However, in the face of the difficulty of the rapid increase, he quickly gave up.

One after another left a message in the comments of the live broadcast:
"I realized in my head that I can't even speak Chinese well."

"I'm meditating, I opened the webpage and looked up how to cure tongue cramps."

"Sorry, I already feel like I can't speak."

"My mouth was closed when I typed for the first time."

"My mouth is drooling."

"Aba Aba Aba..."

Gao Shan saw that the audience's attention had been concentrated, and then took a deep breath.

Smile.

It's time to show your true strength!
(End of this chapter)