Withering cross talk: a piece of truth, mountains and rivers shocked

Chapter 164
This piece of work itself is mainly based on Taiping lyrics, teasing the two to fight wits and courage.

The final burden is that Dou Fan finds out that every piece he sings, he can do it well.

This is also nonsense.

The lyrics of Taiping are all original by the old gentlemen, and they all have regulations.

Everyone learns the same thing.

So the teaser, who became angry from embarrassment, had a plan and started to make up.

This is the final work, and it is also the origin of the crooked singing in "Wrong Singing of Taiping Lyrics".

I saw that Lin Qingfeng and Yu Qian were well prepared.

Lin Qingfeng conveniently said:
"Row."

"I will sing a section and you will sing a section."

"You probably cut the bottom of my box open."

This is what I said several times before that Yu Qian can do the best job at the bottom of the box.

Yu Qian naturally still refused to accept:

"What, it's as if someone didn't learn from it."

Lin Qingfeng sneered: "Just wait, I'll give you a section that you don't know how to do."

As he spoke, he tapped the board, and opened his mouth while thinking:
"That Lord Zhuang..."

Yu Qian interrupted him without hesitation: "Mr. Zhuang came down the mountain with his horse, "Skull Sigh"!"

Lin Qingfeng rolled his eyes at him: "Have I finished singing? Have I finished singing?"

Yu Qian is confident:

"After you finish singing, it's also "Skull Sigh"!"

Lin Qingfeng calmly changed his words on the spot: "That Mr. Zhuang came up from the subway."

Yu Qian was surprised: "Hey, instead of riding a horse, take the subway instead. It is enough to keep pace with the times."

Lin Qingfeng said: "You haven't heard of it, have you? Can't you?"

Yu Qian was dissatisfied and said, "You just sang one line, what's the next line?"

Lin Qingfeng tentatively sang: "I met..."

Yu Qian was very sure: "I met a skeleton and fell in the dust!"

Lin Qingfeng shook his head: "I met... an old lady."

Yu Qian was surprised: "Old lady?"

Lin Qingfeng continued to sing: "The old lady will be 80 years old this year."

Yu Qian listened to him singing nonsense, and praised him dedicatedly: "Wow, longevity."

Seeing that Yu Qian was no longer arguing, Lin Qingfeng let himself go even more when he wrote the lyrics:
"He took out a beggar bowl from behind his back."

"A security guard came out of the subway."

"When you see it, you have to go up and stop it."

Yu Qian nodded: "Yes, begging and performing arts are not allowed in the subway station."

Lin Qingfeng continued:
"The old lady will come when she sees the security guard."

"There is a dark room in front of you to hide in."

This story developed ups and downs, and Yu Qian was nervous with him:
"Hurry up, go in and hide for a while."

Lin Qingfeng made up words on the spot:

"Close the door of the room."

"Busily welded a titanium alloy steel plate."

"Bring here Captain America's shield."

"Nuwa's mending stone is used as a nail."

"Use Thor's Hammer to nail Captain America's shield on."

This is the time when "The Avengers" is showing in theaters. Lin Qingfeng didn't watch it, but online spoilers and movie reviews are everywhere, so he probably watched it a little bit.

"Bring Sun Wukong's Dinghaishenzhen."

Yu Qian was surprised: "Is this old lady Doraemon? Why does she have everything?"

Lin Qingfeng ignored him and continued to sing:
"Pin it to the door and pour a bucket of lava."

"Quenching with liquid nitrogen and attaching a sky chain."

"Lock and add an anti-pick lock device."

Yu Qian complained helplessly: "Is this old lady working on anti-theft doors?"

Lin Qingfeng continued to sing:

"Finally, use a hydraulic press to press it, and then try to see if the knot is strong."

"The old lady took out the plum-blossom hammer and slammed it against the door with all her might."

Yu Qiannahan: "This old lady brought so many things, how did she pass the subway security check?"

Lin Qingfeng began to think about the ending:
"Okay, it's already solid and you don't want to come in."

"However, I forgot a big problem."

Yu Qian's curiosity was also aroused, and he asked, "What's the question?"

Lin Qingfeng said indifferently: "She is still outside the door."

Yu Qian also made a gesture of embarrassment: "I'm busy!"

Lin Qingfeng threw away the imperial son board and clapped his hands: "It's over."

Yu Qian was speechless: "Did it end so suddenly?"

Lin Qingfeng had an unscrupulous look on his face:
"I just finished singing anyway."

"Tell me, haven't you heard of it?"

Yu Qian nodded: "Have you never heard of it?"

Lin Qingfeng asked: "Are you convinced?"

Yu Qian is sincere:

"Yes, but I have a request."

"I am easy to learn. Can you repeat this paragraph again, I will study hard."

Lin Qingfeng's expression remained unchanged: "Ah, no."

"I can't come."

"Mine are all disposable."

Yu Qian said angrily: "I can go to you."

At this point, the joke was over, and the two bowed and stepped down.

Of course, it didn't work out.

Halfway through, I was "rushed back" by the host.

This is the encore after a performance is over.

Qingyun Club's comeback has always been very distinctive.

In the beginning, Lin Qingfeng chatted with Yu Qian for five or six minutes, and then Lin Qingfeng would call up the actors one by one to perform a talent show for everyone.

After everyone has finished performing.

Lin Qingfeng will take everyone together and sing "The Big Truth" as the end.

It's about the same today.

It was only when Ren Jun and Luan Yunping were called out.

Lin Qingfeng's face added a bit of solemnity:

"This pair is quite special."

"The viewers who come here often should know the fan over here, and the viewers who like to surf the Internet should know the funny person over there."

Lin Qingfeng patted Luan Yunping on the shoulder:

"Let me introduce this one to you first, Luan Yunping."

"My junior brother."

"My good helper."

"Without him, Qingyun Club would be a mess."

Luan Yunping, who behaves rigorously and steadily in the audience, and is meticulous when he is flattering, is actually a very shy person.

At this moment, his neck was red, and he hurriedly waved his hands: "Don't dare to do it, don't dare to do it."

Lin Qingfeng went to introduce Ren Jun again:

"This one, Ren Jun, is amazing."

"A cross talk actor from Changsha."

"Now I can officially introduce it to everyone. From today on, Ren Jun will be performing at Qingyun Club."

"In order to keep him, I gave up my junior brother as a joke to him."

Ren Jun complained:

"It sounds like I stayed because of coveting Xiaoluan."

While the audience was amused for a while, the stage was full of laughter.

After the music was over, Lin Qingfeng returned to seriousness:

"Anyway, I hope everyone will buy more tickets and support Qingyun Society."

"You all praise our hearts, Lin Qingfeng sees it, and can't repay it, let's sing a little song for everyone."

"Come here, it's a matter of beating a guy."

The mood of the audience is particularly complicated.

That means the show is coming to an end.

But "Big Truth" is really nice.

For a moment, some audience shouted: "Don't tell the truth, don't tell the truth!"

Lin Qingfeng smirked:
"Someone doesn't want to hear it."

"That's right, let's go, everyone, we are off work."

Of course, this was just a joke. For Lin Qingfeng, if he didn't sing a paragraph at the end, he lacked a sense of ritual.

(End of this chapter)