Withering cross talk: a piece of truth, mountains and rivers shocked

Chapter 11 Ticket Dealer

Lin Qingfeng smiled at Zhang Yunshun.

"Mr. Zhang, guess what!"

"I'll tell you if you guessed it right!"

Mr. Zhang replied angrily:
"I'm right and you have to tell me!"

"Hurry up! Confess your situation honestly! Then treat you leniently as appropriate!"

Lin Qingfeng laughed out loud.

The usual Mr. Zhang is quite serious.

It seems that today is also happy, and even made a joke.

As soon as he stretched out his hand, the five fingers separated one by one.

Lin Qingfeng looked at Mr. Zhang seriously, and said:

"five hundred"

"Mr. Zhang, this time we met a noble person, and he gave us [-] copies!"

Zhang Yunshun was stunned.

He stretched out his hand blankly and gestured.

"five hundred?"

"Yes! Five hundred tickets!"

"Impossible! There are definitely more!"

Mr. Zhang retorted very affirmatively!
"When Master Ma was still there, I had the honor to participate in a performance with him!"

"At that time, if so many people could come three or four hours in advance, there would never be less than [-] people!"

"Young master, are you still talking low!"

Lin Qingfeng scratched his head:
"No?"

"I just sold it for five hundred!"

"All the tickets for this meeting are bought online, so I have fixed [-] tickets!"

The two looked at each other, speechless for a while.

"Uh, so what, master."

"Mr. Zhang, tell me!"

"Shouldn't anyone come back?"

After Zhang Yunshun finished speaking, he didn't quite believe it.

How could it be possible to come back!
In this era, it is rare and rare to be able to sell [-] tickets at a time!
The two glanced at each other and did not continue to discuss this topic.

Mr. Zhang left the backstage and walked towards the outside of the theater.

After leaving the theater, I sat alone at the ticket gate, staring at every guest who came, ready to check tickets at any time.

Just when Mr. Zhang sat at the ticket gate, he didn't even get his butt hot.

Dozens of people came roaring outside the theater!
As a result, he rushed directly to the entrance of the theater.

One by one, they entered the theater directly.

Mr. Zhang was at the ticket gate, but he didn't react immediately.

Stunned for a few seconds.

Then he stood up from his seat with a bang!

Hastily leaned half of his body out of the window, and yelled at the inside:

"How many! Haven't checked the tickets yet, hey!"

"Come back! You can't enter without checking the ticket!"

There was no reaction in the theater yet.

Another sentence popped up from the side of the ticket gate:
"Mr. Zhang, what's going on!"

Zhang Yunshun looked back and saw two people standing behind him at some point.

The two of them were a little surprised by what they saw just now.

It turned out that two of the actors from the theater had arrived.

"Are these all here to listen to cross talk?"

"Yes, both!"

The eyes of the two actors are bright!
He didn't even ask much, and went straight into the theater to say hello.

Those who did not check their tickets in front were called out, and they entered the venue one by one.

The two actors who just arrived hurriedly called other people who hadn't arrived yet:
"Hey! Come on, come on! There's a temple fair in our theater today!"

"If you don't come to help, the brothers will be exhausted!"

The other actors have long known that there will be a big show today.

But no one can think about it.

Half a day earlier, there were already people in the theater!
One after another rushed from home to help!

In less than a while, more than a dozen actors in the backstage were all present.

Lin Qingfeng made arrangements in the background, and everyone was responsible for their own work.

Some are in charge of boiling water and adding tea, some are in charge of reception at the door, and some are arranging seats for people entering the venue.

A few others discussed with Lin Qingfeng, if the stage is always empty and the audience is kept waiting for four or five hours, isn't it good?
Lin Qingfeng thought about it, it would not be good to make the audience wait first.

But we can't start now!

In case there are audience members who waited for the time to come, I am sorry for the audience who started the show early!

"Well, what about the front, every quarter of an hour we will go out and perform a short section."

"And don't make the audience feel like they have to wait forever."

"In the short parts of the performance, we should use more Guankou, tongue twisters and Taiping lyrics, just a few minutes at a time."

"Be careful not to repeat it with the subsequent performances."

"Just follow the order of the performance, and other people just pay attention to the time."

"For the first match, let me come first!"

After everyone arranged the performance, they left one after another to prepare to go.

Outside the theater, Mr. Zhang Yunshun was checking the tickets one by one.

Just finished checking the last few people who came in.

Mr. Zhang couldn't drink his saliva yet, so he came over for another No. 30.

One of them came up and asked:

"Are there any tickets left?"

"I want as many as I want!"

"Make a price!"

Before Mr. Zhang could speak, the people next to him cursed directly:

"Ticket dealers are crawling! How many people here can't get tickets! Use you to add trouble!"

"Go away quickly! Believe it or not!"

"All these tickets are here to grab? You ticket dealers really don't want to lose face at all, don't you!"

"The rule of law society has saved you, do you know it! Otherwise, your life will be gone!"

The ticket dealer was suddenly besieged by the crowd.

There is no fear at all.

Instead, he continued to say to Mr. Zhang:
"Grandpa, you should think about it!"

"Your theater is popular this time, but it's probably the only time it's popular!"

"It won't be popular in the future, and no one will come. If you have a good relationship with me, you may sell a lot of tickets!"

"If you can give it all to me in the future, I guarantee that you will earn five times more for this theater!"

The ticket dealer's performance is full of confidence.

Before coming here, the ticket dealer had already asked what this small theater was like.

In the previous theater, every time a dozen or twenty tickets were sold, the skyrocketed.

If it is windy and rainy one day.

That is, not even a single ticket can be sold!
This time, it became popular inexplicably thanks to the recommendation of an internet celebrity.

He also said that he sang a ditty so well that many people were willing to come and watch it all at once.

Even so, it's just someone who happens to be popular.

It is estimated that it will take half a month, and the place will soon become the same as before.

But if you do it yourself.

Get the ticketing rights while this place is hot.

Maybe we can just do this deal this year!
As for whether it will sell high-priced tickets to wipe out the theater and let others scold it, it is a trivial matter!
Anyway, it's a cross talk garden.

If it's gone, it's gone!

Who still listens to crap like cross talk now!
It's better to let yourself make a fortune first, which can be regarded as the good deeds of this group of people who talk about cross talk!

Thinking of this, the ticket dealer raised his tone:

"Hurry up! If you can't make up your mind, call your supervisor!"

"Let's have a good discussion and give me all the tickets, but I can make a lot of money!"

Zhang Yunshun looked at the ticket dealer's arrogant look.

Hehe smiled.

He waved at the ticket dealer and asked him to come and listen.

As soon as the ticket dealer stretched out his head, Mr. Zhang suddenly changed his face!

"roll!"

(End of this chapter)