Withering cross talk: a piece of truth, mountains and rivers shocked

Chapter 109
Cross talk is used to serve the people and to have fun.

Lin Qingfeng has always thought so.

Before, the mainstream comedians refuted Lin Qingfeng like crazy, not only because Lin Qingfeng ruined their good deeds.

What matters now is the height of cross talk.

Just like the two mainstream comedians today, even if they knew what Lin Qingfeng said, they wouldn't change it.

Because it's so cool to blame others on a moral level!
Swearing at people on the Internet is because no matter what you do, you can't hit me.

You can vent your most vicious words on others like breathing to satisfy your own desires.

Even what conspiracy theory is used to explain everything.

But in real life, they dare not!

With that being said, the big ear post is here in the morning!
For their own benefit, in order to appear superior to others.

You must use righteousness to make your own coat!
Then stand proudly on the moral high ground!

The cross talk just now was done like this.

Do you love studying?Willing to make progress?Can you support education work?

If this kind of question is asked in a public place, how many people dare to object boldly! ?

Even if a large amount of private goods are added to these questions, no one directly opposes them!
This is what a faction of mainstream comedians have been doing.

Of course, these people don't care how people scold the street behind their backs.

It's just that you must not directly sweep people's face in public.

People count on this job!

Lin Qingfeng didn't give any face, so he made it clear on the stage.

This time, the two mainstream comedians in the background were pissed off!

Lin Qingfeng was still talking about cross talk in front.

The two of them couldn't sit still.

The more the audience applauded off the stage, the happier they laughed.

The two of them felt the more uncomfortable they were!

I feel like I'm mocking myself!
These two backgrounds are not bad at all, and in the circle of cross talk, they can be regarded as the foundation of genuine Miaohong and genuine masters.

All these years, where has he been wronged like this!

The more I think about it, the more angry I get!

Without waiting for the end of the performance, the two of them immediately stood up and prepared to leave.

The two people walked out of the lounge, and they could still hear laughter from the entire venue.

In the playful eyes of the actors in the background and the applause echoing throughout the singing, the two of them said something bitterly like a defeated general fleeing on the spot:
"You must give Lin Qingfeng a good look!"

Lin Qingfeng naturally didn't know what happened in the background.

The performance on the stage, as always, caused everyone to laugh.

"Sent to the hospital. The doctor said that this limb needs to be amputated. You need to get an injection first, and you lie down and take off your pants."

"The doctor takes out a pen, draws a circle, and prepares to aim!"

"One injection of anesthesia, the doctor is going to amputate."

"Open the freezer first and find the chainsaw!"

Yu Qian hurriedly said, "Is the chainsaw in the freezer?"

Lin Qingfeng didn't answer, and continued: "Oilfish, meat skewers, and shrimps, I found them."

Pretend to pick up the water glass and drink some water, then spray it.

Yu Qian asked, "What is this for?"

Lin Qingfeng said calmly: "Disinfect!"

"Come on, two nurses, press on,"

"Take a new arm and connect it, the original arm is salted..."

Yu Qian replied in surprise:

"Is Erniang Sun opening a shop!?"

Lin Qingfeng said: "Tighten the screws, it's done!"

Yu Qian asked, "Is this all right?"

Lin Qingfeng said: "Write, play computer, play the piano."

Yu Qian asked, "Is it okay to play musical instruments?"

Lin Qingfeng continued: "Okay, take a look with your hands, it's just like the real thing!"

"Hi, I'm off to the field again"

"There is a big high wall in front, two windows, there is water vapor floating, there is the sound of water, and there are people talking"
"Second Sister, rub my back!"
"This is the legendary women's bathhouse! Take a look!"

"Look over here, boiler room!"

"That's the window. It's down, and there are eight security guards standing on the ground."

"What are you doing?"

"Climb the women's bathhouse."

"Run. You ran from Shaoxing to Hebei in 3 minutes,"

"A big truck came over, bang, hit it, your eyes went dark, you didn't realize it until 5 minutes, rub your head, it's all right"

"Oh, whose foot is that?"

After finishing speaking, Lin Qingfeng jumped up and down on the stage with one foot...

Yu Qian shouted:

"I don't know if I jumped over it!?"

Lin Qingfeng turned to look at Yu Qian:
"Are you wondering?"

"Well, this shoe is very like mine."

"Untie the shoelaces, alas, the socks are the same as mine!"

"Oops! My feet!"

"Help!"

Yu Qian said: "That's why I shouted! You really don't feel pain, do you?!"

Lin Qingfeng first learned the sound of an ambulance a few times, and then said:
"Two nurses came down, both with beards and beards. They slapped you to protect your hair and threw you into the car."

"At the hospital, the doctor is eating."

"Today came earlier than yesterday, what's going on?"

"Broken leg? That's still amputation!"

"Get an injection, look through the freezer, find a chainsaw, hold it down and start cutting, the old ones are pickling"

"The new one will be installed soon, tighten the screws, and it's done!"

Lin Qingfeng said: "Not only this, but also the head!"

"Your legs are fine, you went out again!"

Yu Qian said in surprise:
"Am I still going out?"

Lin Qingfeng said:
"You're sitting on the side of the road, it's not time to get off work, and the girls haven't come out yet?"

"The house was being repaired in the back, and a cement slab fell, weighing more than 4000 kilograms. You wondered why it was so dark."

Yu Qian also asked suspiciously: "What's wrong?"

Lin Qingfeng touched his head and said:

"Touch it with your hand, and the head is gone!"

"It's stuck in the chest cavity!"

Yu Qian said in surprise: "It's stuck!??"

Lin Qingfeng covered his mouth and let out a dull cry:

"Help, someone here!"

Yu Qian said: "Okay, okay, don't shout

"The sound is muffled."

Yu Qian said: "Nonsense, it's all in the chest, and it's not stuffy!"

Lin Qingfeng learned the voice of an ambulance again, and then continued:

"Get out of the car, two little nurses!"

"Long hair fluttering, thick eyebrows, big eyes, small cherry mouth, wearing a miniskirt to come here"

Lin Qingfeng gestured to his waist, and said to Qian:
"You see!"

Yu Qianfan rolled his eyes:

"I can't see it, it's all in the picture, what can I see!"

Lin Qingfeng continued:
"Get in the car and go to the hospital. The doctor is eating."

"I knew you were coming!"

"Pry out the head, cut it off, replace it with a new one, draw your eyebrows and eyes with a pen, and you'll count on it..."

"All right!?"

"died!"

As soon as the two finished speaking, they took three steps back and bowed to step down.

There was a tsunami of applause from the audience!
(End of this chapter)