Datang: It’s a showdown, I’m an all-around master
Chapter 222 Feeling Good~Q~Bomb
Chapter 222 Feeling Good~Q~Bomb
Not to mention, the two slaps of Princess Changle and Li Feifei were really hard.
Yi Yin could only feel the numbness of the little farts on both sides.
His invincible physique will not cause him to suffer severe injuries, but this feeling of epidermal neurons will not disappear.
Yi Yin frustrated his ~little~fart~fart, staring at Li Lizhi and Li Feifei.
"How many people do you Li family bully me?"
Yi Yin said complainingly.
Li Lizhi looked at Yi Yin and said, "I knew you were not a good person. There are me and my sister, and you still have to flirt outside. A girl who returns to the party is like a prairie. Let you gallop, you are good." !"
When Yi Yin heard this, he knew that he hadn't paid attention just now, and was surrounded by Li Lizhi.
Li Li said: "I was alone before, and you found my sister. I think my sister is like a flower and jade, lovable, with a gentle personality, Xiaojiabiyu, Zhong Lingyuxiu, such a good girl, indeed every man will be tempted when he sees her. I am happy to have my sister. But with my sister and me, you are not enough, and you still have to deal with those wild women in Dangxiang Qiang. How decent are you? Where did you put me and my sister?"
Li Lizhi reprimanded Yi Yin and praised Li Feifei at the same time. Li Feifei was delighted to hear that, and couldn't help but also reprimanded Yi Yin.
"That's right, Brother Yin, you still have to be honest, otherwise, my sister and I will divorce you!"
Upon hearing this, Yi Yin widened his eyes and looked at the two women in front of him.
This is the other way around!
It turns out that a woman wants to divorce a man.
At this time, no woman has ever divorced a man, and it has always been a man who divorced a woman.
Yi Yin suddenly became angry, and said: "I think you two are against each other. You dare to divorce me. Can this woman divorce a man? It's always a man who divorces a woman."
Li Lizhi and Li Feifei heard the words, and secretly felt that this was indeed the case, wondering how a woman could divorce a man.
"You two are so mad at me!"
Yi Yin stomped his feet and said, "I was just talking casually, just making a joke with you. Look at you treating me like this. I can't stop you."
"There are so many women in the world. If Li Ling wants to marry me, I won't even let her!"
Yi Yin looked at Li Lizhi and Li Feifei, and said, "Isn't Li Ling beautiful?"
"That vixen is really pretty." Li Lizhi said.
"You have your beauty, right?" Yi Yin asked again.
Li Lizhi nodded and said, "She is better than me."
"That's it!"
"But not as beautiful as my sister, and not as good-looking as my sister." Li Lizhi added.
"Sister, you are better than me! Princess Gaoyang is even worse than you." Li Feifei said.
Yi Yin said: "That's right, I don't even want such a beautiful Li Ling, what do I want those wild girls? Are you crazy? How dare you hit me?"
Li Lizhi looked at Yi Yin and said, "You really haven't?"
"I always love to joke with you two, don't you know?" Yi Yin blamed.
"Who knew you were joking." Li Lizhi looked at Yi Yin and said, "My sister and I will take this kind of thing seriously!"
Yi Yin snorted and said, "Look at you, life needs fun! This joke is naturally an indispensable part of the fun of life!"
"How boring and frustrating life would be without some laughter and laughter!"
"Brother Yin, are we wrong?" Li Feifei looked at Yi Yin and said.
All along, Li Feifei would take the initiative to admit her mistakes.
She will be very gentle.
I don't want to be like Li Lizhi, who can be a little "pungent" sometimes.
However, in Yi Yin's view, both Li Feifei and Li Lizhi are equally lovable.
He liked these two women very much.
As for Li Lizhi, Yi Yin has also mastered it.
This woman always postpones some current affairs to ask later.
Moreover, she would not ask in a direct way, and would always say something else occasionally, which sounded like a joke, but in fact she was serious.
Sometimes, Yi Yin would also fall into her trap.
This scene just now is exactly that.
It's just that Yi Yin always has a way to solve this kind of thing.
Even if it doesn't make sense, in the end, he will say that he is great and makes sense.
And at this moment, Li Feifei will assist again.
In the end, even the upright Li Lizhi became docile like a little sheep.
Yi Yin looked at Li Lizhi and said, "It's you, it's disrespectful, it's you every time, why don't you review it carefully?"
Li Lizhi blushed and looked at Yi Yin.
"If this continues, I will divorce you sooner or later, and I will live with Feifei."
Li Feifei said: "Brother Yin, it's not good!"
"Why not?" Yi Yin looked at Li Lizhi and said, "Sometimes she is like a tigress, unreasonable."
Li Lizhi was about to speak, when Yi Yin said, "Look, do you want to talk back?"
Li Lizhi quickly kept silent.
Li Feifei said: "Brother Yin, if you divorce my sister, I can't stand your torture!"
After Li Feifei finished speaking, her face turned red all of a sudden.
When Yi Yin heard this, his heart blossomed with joy.
I didn't expect that I was still so powerful!
This is Li Feifei begging for mercy!
Man, that's what he needs to be proud of!
Li Lizhi looked at Yi Yin and said, "Can't I be wrong?"
Yi Yin said: "Okay, why not, but next time if you do this again, I really won't give you a chance! Besides, it's inevitable for men to go out and play tricks every time. As long as I take care of you, it's fine. When you come back later, don't ask me What did I do to make me feel like your subordinates every day, and I have to report to you."
"It's all up to you!" Li Lizhi looked at Yi Yin, squinted her eyes and smiled.
"This time I made a mistake, the death penalty can be avoided, and the living crime cannot escape!"
Yi Yin looked at Li Lizhi and Li Feifei and said.
Li Lizhi and Li Feifei looked at Yi Yin in shock, and said, "Is it inevitable?"
Yi Yin said with a dark face: "Of course! If you don't punish you, you will not have a long memory, and you will still make such mistakes in the future. Starting today, if you two make a mistake once, I will punish you once."
"Brother Yin, can we not punish him?" Li Feifei looked at Yi Yin and asked.
"Originally, I couldn't do anything to you, but if I don't punish you, it's definitely inappropriate to punish your sister alone, so I have to wrong you!" Yi Yin seemed to be provoking a relationship.
Li Feifei pouted and said, "You just want to punish me!"
"Go ahead and tell me when you know." Yi Yin looked at Li Feifei and said, "But seeing how cute you are with your pouty lips, I'll take it easy!"
Li Lizhi looked at Yi Yin and said, "How are you going to punish us?"
"You'll know right away!"
Yi Yin looked at Li Lizhi and Li Feifei, and said, "Go in and lie down!"
Li Lizhi and Li Feifei were shocked when they heard this.
What is this punishment for?
It turned out to be lying down.
Li Lizhi and Li Feifei walked into the room obediently, lying on the bed, waiting for Yi Yin's punishment.
At this time, Yi Yin picked up a wooden stick from the side, giggling and sneering.
Li Lizhi and Li Feifei raised their eyes to look at the wooden stick, screamed immediately, turned over and got up.
"What are you doing? What are you doing?" Yi Yin said kindly, "Quickly lay down for me!"
Yi Yin looked at Li Feifei and Li Lizhi, and said, "Lie down obediently, I can be gentle, otherwise, I will hit hard!"
Yi Yin made a weird expression.
Li Lizhi and Li Feifei had to lie on their stomachs.
The whole body tensed up.
Yi Yin threw away the stick in his hand, rolled up his sleeves, and slapped Li Lizhi and Li Feifei's farts with both hands.
The wooden stick was only used to scare Li Lizhi and Li Feifei.
If they really wanted to fight, Yi Yin would not be willing to fight.
How could he deal with such a beautiful woman?
Li Lizhi and Li Feifei obviously felt that they were not beaten with wooden sticks, but with their hands.
Both of them just felt the skin move a little, and then they felt nothing.
It didn't hurt at all!
"Is it over?" Li Lizhi and Li Feifei were surprised.
"It's over!" Yi Yin clapped his hands and said, "It's just to scare you, how can I be willing to beat you?"
Li Lizhi and Li Feifei jumped up and grabbed Yi Yin's neck.
"I knew that you were reluctant to beat us!" Li Feifei said.
And Li Lizhi said: "Brother Yin, how did you feel when you patted us?"
Yi Yin heard the words, smiled and said: "It feels good~Q~play!"
(End of this chapter)
Not to mention, the two slaps of Princess Changle and Li Feifei were really hard.
Yi Yin could only feel the numbness of the little farts on both sides.
His invincible physique will not cause him to suffer severe injuries, but this feeling of epidermal neurons will not disappear.
Yi Yin frustrated his ~little~fart~fart, staring at Li Lizhi and Li Feifei.
"How many people do you Li family bully me?"
Yi Yin said complainingly.
Li Lizhi looked at Yi Yin and said, "I knew you were not a good person. There are me and my sister, and you still have to flirt outside. A girl who returns to the party is like a prairie. Let you gallop, you are good." !"
When Yi Yin heard this, he knew that he hadn't paid attention just now, and was surrounded by Li Lizhi.
Li Li said: "I was alone before, and you found my sister. I think my sister is like a flower and jade, lovable, with a gentle personality, Xiaojiabiyu, Zhong Lingyuxiu, such a good girl, indeed every man will be tempted when he sees her. I am happy to have my sister. But with my sister and me, you are not enough, and you still have to deal with those wild women in Dangxiang Qiang. How decent are you? Where did you put me and my sister?"
Li Lizhi reprimanded Yi Yin and praised Li Feifei at the same time. Li Feifei was delighted to hear that, and couldn't help but also reprimanded Yi Yin.
"That's right, Brother Yin, you still have to be honest, otherwise, my sister and I will divorce you!"
Upon hearing this, Yi Yin widened his eyes and looked at the two women in front of him.
This is the other way around!
It turns out that a woman wants to divorce a man.
At this time, no woman has ever divorced a man, and it has always been a man who divorced a woman.
Yi Yin suddenly became angry, and said: "I think you two are against each other. You dare to divorce me. Can this woman divorce a man? It's always a man who divorces a woman."
Li Lizhi and Li Feifei heard the words, and secretly felt that this was indeed the case, wondering how a woman could divorce a man.
"You two are so mad at me!"
Yi Yin stomped his feet and said, "I was just talking casually, just making a joke with you. Look at you treating me like this. I can't stop you."
"There are so many women in the world. If Li Ling wants to marry me, I won't even let her!"
Yi Yin looked at Li Lizhi and Li Feifei, and said, "Isn't Li Ling beautiful?"
"That vixen is really pretty." Li Lizhi said.
"You have your beauty, right?" Yi Yin asked again.
Li Lizhi nodded and said, "She is better than me."
"That's it!"
"But not as beautiful as my sister, and not as good-looking as my sister." Li Lizhi added.
"Sister, you are better than me! Princess Gaoyang is even worse than you." Li Feifei said.
Yi Yin said: "That's right, I don't even want such a beautiful Li Ling, what do I want those wild girls? Are you crazy? How dare you hit me?"
Li Lizhi looked at Yi Yin and said, "You really haven't?"
"I always love to joke with you two, don't you know?" Yi Yin blamed.
"Who knew you were joking." Li Lizhi looked at Yi Yin and said, "My sister and I will take this kind of thing seriously!"
Yi Yin snorted and said, "Look at you, life needs fun! This joke is naturally an indispensable part of the fun of life!"
"How boring and frustrating life would be without some laughter and laughter!"
"Brother Yin, are we wrong?" Li Feifei looked at Yi Yin and said.
All along, Li Feifei would take the initiative to admit her mistakes.
She will be very gentle.
I don't want to be like Li Lizhi, who can be a little "pungent" sometimes.
However, in Yi Yin's view, both Li Feifei and Li Lizhi are equally lovable.
He liked these two women very much.
As for Li Lizhi, Yi Yin has also mastered it.
This woman always postpones some current affairs to ask later.
Moreover, she would not ask in a direct way, and would always say something else occasionally, which sounded like a joke, but in fact she was serious.
Sometimes, Yi Yin would also fall into her trap.
This scene just now is exactly that.
It's just that Yi Yin always has a way to solve this kind of thing.
Even if it doesn't make sense, in the end, he will say that he is great and makes sense.
And at this moment, Li Feifei will assist again.
In the end, even the upright Li Lizhi became docile like a little sheep.
Yi Yin looked at Li Lizhi and said, "It's you, it's disrespectful, it's you every time, why don't you review it carefully?"
Li Lizhi blushed and looked at Yi Yin.
"If this continues, I will divorce you sooner or later, and I will live with Feifei."
Li Feifei said: "Brother Yin, it's not good!"
"Why not?" Yi Yin looked at Li Lizhi and said, "Sometimes she is like a tigress, unreasonable."
Li Lizhi was about to speak, when Yi Yin said, "Look, do you want to talk back?"
Li Lizhi quickly kept silent.
Li Feifei said: "Brother Yin, if you divorce my sister, I can't stand your torture!"
After Li Feifei finished speaking, her face turned red all of a sudden.
When Yi Yin heard this, his heart blossomed with joy.
I didn't expect that I was still so powerful!
This is Li Feifei begging for mercy!
Man, that's what he needs to be proud of!
Li Lizhi looked at Yi Yin and said, "Can't I be wrong?"
Yi Yin said: "Okay, why not, but next time if you do this again, I really won't give you a chance! Besides, it's inevitable for men to go out and play tricks every time. As long as I take care of you, it's fine. When you come back later, don't ask me What did I do to make me feel like your subordinates every day, and I have to report to you."
"It's all up to you!" Li Lizhi looked at Yi Yin, squinted her eyes and smiled.
"This time I made a mistake, the death penalty can be avoided, and the living crime cannot escape!"
Yi Yin looked at Li Lizhi and Li Feifei and said.
Li Lizhi and Li Feifei looked at Yi Yin in shock, and said, "Is it inevitable?"
Yi Yin said with a dark face: "Of course! If you don't punish you, you will not have a long memory, and you will still make such mistakes in the future. Starting today, if you two make a mistake once, I will punish you once."
"Brother Yin, can we not punish him?" Li Feifei looked at Yi Yin and asked.
"Originally, I couldn't do anything to you, but if I don't punish you, it's definitely inappropriate to punish your sister alone, so I have to wrong you!" Yi Yin seemed to be provoking a relationship.
Li Feifei pouted and said, "You just want to punish me!"
"Go ahead and tell me when you know." Yi Yin looked at Li Feifei and said, "But seeing how cute you are with your pouty lips, I'll take it easy!"
Li Lizhi looked at Yi Yin and said, "How are you going to punish us?"
"You'll know right away!"
Yi Yin looked at Li Lizhi and Li Feifei, and said, "Go in and lie down!"
Li Lizhi and Li Feifei were shocked when they heard this.
What is this punishment for?
It turned out to be lying down.
Li Lizhi and Li Feifei walked into the room obediently, lying on the bed, waiting for Yi Yin's punishment.
At this time, Yi Yin picked up a wooden stick from the side, giggling and sneering.
Li Lizhi and Li Feifei raised their eyes to look at the wooden stick, screamed immediately, turned over and got up.
"What are you doing? What are you doing?" Yi Yin said kindly, "Quickly lay down for me!"
Yi Yin looked at Li Feifei and Li Lizhi, and said, "Lie down obediently, I can be gentle, otherwise, I will hit hard!"
Yi Yin made a weird expression.
Li Lizhi and Li Feifei had to lie on their stomachs.
The whole body tensed up.
Yi Yin threw away the stick in his hand, rolled up his sleeves, and slapped Li Lizhi and Li Feifei's farts with both hands.
The wooden stick was only used to scare Li Lizhi and Li Feifei.
If they really wanted to fight, Yi Yin would not be willing to fight.
How could he deal with such a beautiful woman?
Li Lizhi and Li Feifei obviously felt that they were not beaten with wooden sticks, but with their hands.
Both of them just felt the skin move a little, and then they felt nothing.
It didn't hurt at all!
"Is it over?" Li Lizhi and Li Feifei were surprised.
"It's over!" Yi Yin clapped his hands and said, "It's just to scare you, how can I be willing to beat you?"
Li Lizhi and Li Feifei jumped up and grabbed Yi Yin's neck.
"I knew that you were reluctant to beat us!" Li Feifei said.
And Li Lizhi said: "Brother Yin, how did you feel when you patted us?"
Yi Yin heard the words, smiled and said: "It feels good~Q~play!"
(End of this chapter)
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