Shenhao's Daily Life of Ordinary People

Chapter 62 Three Seconds, Tonight's Consumption Earned Back
What's it like to have a friend who can't drink but loves to drink?This question is what Chen Yu most wants to answer at the moment.

I have all the answers.

Thank you.

I'm in a five-star bar, and I just ordered the dragon set, so it's probably a pain in the ass.

At this time, Lin Ling was very dissatisfied with Chen Yu taking away the wine glass:

"Such an expensive wine, why not drink it?"

The corner of Chen Yu's mouth twitched, he smiled, distracted her and said:

"Stop drinking, and prepare to perform the boulder-breaking performance. If it really doesn't work, I'll be wronged, and I will be the big stone."

Lin Ling's face was flushed at this time, and under the blurred light, she looked very attractive.

Like a ripe apple, I really want to take a bite.

Unfortunately, her blushing was not because she was shy, but because she had drunk too much alcohol.

It's genetically determined.

"Dead scumbag."

The corner of Lin Ling's mouth twitched, and she cursed. Just now she hugged my best friend, but now she is teasing me again.

Chen Yu said dissatisfiedly, "Don't blame me, can you? I'm such a scumbag? Before I entered the bar today, I didn't even touch a girl's hand. I'm single."

"Hehe, you're lying, you think I'm drunk? Just kidding." Lin Ling gave a white look.

After finishing speaking, she burped.

"Hey, why do you guys like to come to bars so much?" She tilted her head and asked Chen Yu.

Chen Yu rested his hands on the back of his head, leaned on the sofa, looked at the smiling girls on the dance floor, and raised his arrogant eyebrows:

"Beauty, food, wine, who doesn't like it?"

After speaking, he looked at Lin Ling, and suddenly had an ominous premonition.

Sure enough, Lin Ling asked curiously:

"Then you said that alcohol was only discovered in the seventeenth century. Before the seventeenth century, what did people drink for entertainment?"

"hiss"

Chen Yu took a breath, and suddenly turned his head to look at her. Song Turen, who was playing dice, also looked over. The two looked at each other, and they both silently came to a conclusion:
Lin Ling began to fragment.

Started regular show operation.

Chen Yu secretly made an OK gesture to Song Turen, handed Lin Ling a glass of water, and praised:

"This is indeed a problem. I also have a doubt. Oxygen was only discovered in the 18th century. What did people breathe before the 18th century?"

Talk to fools, never answer fools' questions.

Instead, ask a similar question and let the fool fall into a thinking situation.

In this way, she can be a mature fool and learn to answer her own questions.

Sure enough, Lin Ling tilted her head and thought for a long time, but she couldn't figure it out.

Song Turen nodded, and added in due course:
"The problem is worse than you think. Aerobic respiration was only discovered in the 20th century. People before the 20th century couldn't breathe with oxygen even if they had it."

Lin Ling nodded thoughtfully, lost in thought.

Seeing this, Chen Yu and Song Turen also nodded solemnly.

It's ok, basic exercise.

Turning his head, Chen Yu signaled the waiter to bring some hangover tea.

If you don't drink some hangover tea, this girl will have to ask a hundred thousand stupid questions when she comes to her senses.

The drinking party is still going on.

Song Turen, as a veteran of the bar, knew how to combine work with rest. After playing dice for a while, he got out to rest.

Looking at the luxurious and luxurious scene in front of him, at this moment, it is the best time to pretend to be aggressive.

He opened WeChat, and in the class group, he posted a row of black gold wine bottles and photos of the scene, and then @深市吴彦祖: "Come on, live upside down and eat Xiangxiang."

A few seconds later, the WeChat group that had been silent for a long time became lively again:

Shenzhen Wu Yanzu:? ? ?

"Damn it, can't you? Really fly ten dragons? More than 100 million?"

"I know that wine bottle. It's only [-] bottles. When I was in the bar last time, someone splashed a little into my mouth when they washed their hands. It was astringent and not good to drink."

".I'm in Sichuan and Chongqing. Is there still time for me to fly over?"

"Lin Ling went too? My God, did she drink too much? Didn't she talk nonsense?"

"Who paid the bill? It couldn't be Brother Yu, right? I bet no, if it was Brother Yu who paid the bill, Wu Yanzu in Shenzhen City will perform handstand eating again."

Wu Yanzu in Shenzhen City: "????, why don't you be a human being."

"Brother Yu, Brother Yu, I'm Xiaoli, I know you have a crush on me. Send me a message quickly, we can have a story tonight."

"."

Hearing the phone ringing, Chen Yu opened it and took a look, the WeChat was full of messages.

In addition to the WeChat group, many college students chatted with him in private, most of them asked if he really paid the bill, how he got so rich, or how many millions he had.

He was too lazy to reply one by one, so he sent a sentence in the group:
"Wait, let me count, 1, 2, 3,... Alright, I've earned back my spending tonight."

"???"

"???"

"???"

"???"

"Brother Yu, will you die if you don't blow it? You're too arrogant. In my case. Yes, you will die."

"Brother Yu, introduce me to an aunt, I don't want to work hard anymore."

"Brother Yu, this kind of behavior of yours is not good. It is a typical mentality imbalance of long-term poverty and sudden wealth. It is too high-profile, which is not good. Come on, take a few more high-definition photos of the scene, and I will also send it to Moments to pretend to be aggressive .”

"Brother Yu, good brother, a quilt, are you coming tonight?"

"."

There are not many people in the university class group, only 28 people.

Thanks to the efforts of the high-emotional intelligence female monitor in their class, everyone has a very good relationship. They often had activities together during college, so they are very familiar with each other and can make any jokes.

As for pretense among classmates, that is a common occurrence.

In college, after the final exam, the favorite thing for students who did well in the exam was not to comfort the students who did poorly in the exam, but to dangle the electronic report card in front of the students who did poorly in the exam, and say "Come on, brother/beauty , help me see how many points I got in the test? I have played too many games recently, and my eyesight is bad, so I can’t see clearly.”

The pretentious effect is full.

Of course, if you pretend to be aggressive, everyone will smile at each other and won't get angry.

Seeing everyone's lively discussion, Chen Yu is in the group again @小丽:

"Drunk and uncomfortable, send a photo."

After a while, Xiaoli posted a photo in the group, the kind that P's mother didn't even know.

Xiaoli: "How is it? Is my sister beautiful? (Satisfied)"

Chen Yu: "Thank you. I spit it out after seeing your photo. I feel much more comfortable now. (Laugh)"

The group is fried.

Xiaoli:? ? ?
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."

Xiaoli: "Chen Yu, just wait for me, next time we meet, I won't break your leg, I don't believe in Yi."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."

"."

In the group, 27 groups "hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha."

In the end, the squad leader appeared and proposed to have a dinner in Yangcheng on the National Day and slaughter Chen Yu for a meal, and reached a consensus.

The number of people who agreed was as high as 27 people.

The only abstention vote came from Chen Yu.

In this way, the group gradually died down.
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