Shenhao's Daily Life of Ordinary People

Chapter 33 A Wish Before Dying

"what the hell."

Shu Xibei pouted, his face flushed, this was the last stubbornness of a scumbag whose self-esteem was punctured:

"I'm not bad at studying. Those who haven't failed a subject can be called the encyclopedia of our dormitory."

She didn't say about the encyclopedia of gossip news.

"Really?" Chen Yu looked suspicious.

"Of course." Shu Xibei raised his chin proudly, bragging without giving money.

"test you?"

"Okay." Shu Xibei had a look of letting go.

Chen Yu smiled charmingly, and decided to ask some questions that he couldn't ask without having a cerebral thrombosis in ten years:

"Will the electric eel be electrocuted to death by the electric eel, or will the electric eel's electric eel be electrocuted by the electric eel's electric eel?"

Shu Xibei:? ? ?

My brain is buzzing.

What the hell.

Electric eel electric what?
What electric eel?

Electric eel what?
"No? It's okay, let's change it." Chen Yu patted Shu Xibei's head with a caring expression:

"Is the expired dichlorvos no longer poisonous, or more poisonous?"

Shu Xibei:? ? ?

No...not poisonous anymore?

Or is it more... more poisonous?

@#￥￥%%…&***&%
"It's okay, let's change it again." Chen Yu showed a warm smile, and thoughtfully changed it:
"Do black people call black a flesh color? What is the real flesh color?"

Shu Xibei:? ? ?

black…

meat…

Chen Yu continued: "Is beating a pregnant woman counted as a gang fight? Will eating Jianweixiaoshi tablets make you feel full? Is the king of hell living on the crust or the mantle?"

"stop, stop"

Shu Xibei looked hopeless, resolutely surrendered and begged for mercy.

are you crazy.

No problem, it's obviously beyond the outline.

"The angles of your questions are too tricky to count, and the school doesn't teach them." Shu Xibei refused to admit defeat.

The small mouth is quite stiff. Chen Yu smiled and said: "That's fine, then let's ask about advanced mathematics, we know."

"stop, stop"

Shu Xibei got a headache when he heard the high numbers, he decisively stopped, shrank his neck, and said with a fake smile: "Hehe, the singing has started, listen to the song, listen to the song."

Chen Yu smiled, and stopped teasing Shu Xibei.

After looking at the hundreds of thousands of Jaeger-LeCoultre watches, it was almost four o'clock in the afternoon. I turned on the phone, and sent a message to the hacker using the security encryption mode given by the system.

Disappointed?

Let the bullets fly for a while.

After sending the message, Chen Yu patted Shu Xibei's thigh: "When the exchange meeting is over, you go back by yourself, I have an appointment for dinner."

The tone is unmistakable.

Seeing Chen Yu's serious expression, Shu Xibei pursed his lips, testing on the verge of death, and said aggrievedly:

"Xiao Chen, I dare not go back alone, I am so beautiful, what if someone robs me?"

Chen Yu rubbed the center of his brows, guessing that this girl wanted to get his big G.

After thinking about it, he threw the big G key to Shu Xibei:
"Slow down, don't get into trouble, these few days you will connect with the 4S point, and help me get the license plate done by the way."

The car is still up for grabs.

The license plate 4S store will help to handle it, and Shu Xibei only needs to do a good job in docking.

"Okay, okay, don't worry, everything is fine." Shu Xibei took the big G key.

He smiled instantly, and completely lost the grievance just now, thinking that now he can finally drive a luxury car to school to pretend to be X.

It's cool to think about.

The exchange match continued, and Chen Yu, who was bored, played with his mobile phone.

I saw a wechat message from my aunt, saying that Chen Yu had arranged a blind date for tomorrow, even the location and time were fixed, tomorrow morning, a coffee shop.

Chen Yu was a little speechless. That day, he deliberately asked Shu Tingnan to pick him up from the No. 1 compound, just to dispel his aunt's idea of ​​arranging a blind date.

At this moment, not only did it not cancel, but it intensified, and even the time and place were arranged in advance.

I don't know what my aunt thinks.

But thinking that my aunt has always been 'lenient', I was relieved.

Forget it, let's meet tomorrow, it's right to experience the different scenery of life.

Turn off Auntie's WeChat, and see that there is still a message from Xiao Leng.

Turning to look at Xiao Leng in the auditorium, this guy is lying on the table, quietly and secretly broadcasting live.

Unlike many girls Chen Yu knows, Xiao Leng has a smile on his face almost all the time, which may be because the live broadcast wants to please the fans.

But more is that she has a pair of smiling eyes, like a pair of crescent moons, very beautiful.

For such a girl, Chen Yu is willing to spend ten years of life with Kawasaki Okamoto at the price of losing ten years of life.

Because of lying on his stomach, Chen Yu can enjoy the scenery after being under pressure from this angle.

Very mellow.

"Hey, hello." Shu Xibei slapped Chen Yu's paw, "You're staring at other beauties but touching my legs, that's too much."

shit.

What's the matter with this claw, it actually has its own thoughts, and ran onto Shu Xibei's long legs by itself.

Not as good as real animals.

Brother Cengyu smiled awkwardly, retracted his claws, and sent a message to Xiao Leng:
"I'm skiing in Siberia now, not in Yangcheng."

Xiao Leng, the female anchor who was secretly broadcasting the live broadcast, was shocked when she heard the message, and immediately sent a message to Chen Yu after watching it:

"Ah? It's cold there, isn't it? Is it snowing too much? I really want to go skiing too. Snow+white+snow+white must be beautiful, right?"

This is an obvious 'push up' reply, all stretchable topics, and several of them.

It shows that Xiao Leng has a strong desire to chat.

Chen Yu turned his head and glanced at the sin that made the table feel the pressure: "Yes, Xue Bai's is very beautiful. Well, let's get down to business."

Xiao Leng's spirit froze, he sat up straight, and said seriously: "Brother Cengyu, tell me."

She was used to the fact that Chen Yu only came to her when he had something to do.

Chen Yu looked at Shu Xibei beside him with his chest upright, and grinned back to the message:

"I'm behind Xuedui right now. There's no one around. There's a big grizzly bear a few hundred meters in front of me. I guess it's difficult. Before I die, I can't see you. I'm full of regrets. Can you send me a real photo Have a look? I'm sorry."

Xiao Leng was confused: "Huh?"

Chen Yu: "Come on, send a more revealing one, or I will almost freeze to death. Of course, I didn't take advantage of you in vain, and I will send you a five hundred red envelope later."

On the other side of the auditorium, Xiao Leng was slightly taken aback, and then smiled knowingly.

There's no way they don't understand what they do.

In a panic, she turned her head and looked around, but found that no one was paying attention to her, so she sneaked down the table and took a selfie with her mobile phone.

Before taking the selfie, she deliberately lowered the already low micro-collar a little bit.

'Crack. '

After a while, the photo was sent.

Xiao Leng blushed and said, "Is this okay? (shy)"

Brother Cengyu's Adam's apple twitched, he swallowed, and gave Xiao Leng a five hundred red envelope.

Really. Five hundred red envelopes.

A picture, a photo of Wu Bai sticking out of a red envelope.

Chen Yu: "Thank you, I feel much warmer now, the red envelope is accepted, you are welcome."

Xiao Leng replied with a face covering her mouth and laughing wildly.

In fact, she in the auditorium is now covering her mouth and giggling, her beautiful eyes bent into crescent moons.

(End of this chapter)