Shenhao's Daily Life of Ordinary People

Chapter 103 Zaun

When Chen Yu asked her level, Ye Xiaochan smiled awkwardly:
"I'm so stupid, I died several times. A teammate scolded people so fiercely that I didn't want to play this game anymore."

Ok?
Scold labor women.

Aunt can bear it, uncle can't bear it.

Now it has become a culture to play games and spray teammates, and everyone greets each other's family on average.

Chen Yu himself doesn't like this kind of atmosphere very much. It's okay to scold the game players personally, but some people directly insult the eighteenth generation of the other party's ancestors, which is far from the big picture.

Whenever this happens, the best way is to fight back with fire and scold the other party for being autistic.

It's impossible to fight along the network cable.

Chen Yu frowned: "You must scold him back."

"But, I don't know how to scold." Ye Xiaochan said angrily.

Chen Yu pinched her face and said with a smile: "Look, Brother Chen will scold you back."

When Ye Xiaochan sat next to him, Chen Yu operated the computer and looked through the chat history. A teammate named 'Enoki Mushroom' kept swearing, not only at Ye Xiaochan, but also at several other teammates.

The key is that he himself doesn't have a high winning rate, so he's one of them.

Tour goods are very low.

Can this be tolerated?
After playing for a while, when I saw Flammulina velutipes giving away people’s heads, I seized the opportunity to scold immediately, and a series of counterattacks began:
"Enoki mushroom, you fucking get started, don't play with your feet."

"Look at the logic of your speech, the rectum leads to the brain, right?"

"That thing on your neck is used to make you taller?"

"I think you are a soldier who can be resurrected."

"I want to scold someone today, so I won't scold you."

"You can deliver more than Meituan, and you have the nerve to spray others."

"The team battle came so late, are you laying tiles in the canyon?"

"In my opinion, with your strength, no one can shake your position as the number two in the mathematics and English circles."

"I'm sorry, I'm not qualified to call you crazy, after all, I'm not a veterinarian."

"Baidu couldn't find you, but Sogou found you in one click."

"Outside the long pavilion, beside the ancient road, there is a sky of fragrant grass."

"What, why didn't you fight back? Are you looking up the Xinhua dictionary with your typing speed?"

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In the virtual world, scolding is like an intellectual game. If you have enough Zaun cultural background, you can call up a lot of new words in an instant. If you don’t have enough, you can only be like a repeater.

After a series of cursing, the screen went quiet.

Flammulina velutipes could fight back a few words at first, but then it seemed to disappear and remained silent.

After a while, the words of a few teammates appeared on the screen:
"Laughing to death, haha, everyone is quiet now."

"It seems that ruthless people need to be tortured by ruthless people."

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Finally, the reply of Flammulina velutipes appeared on the screen: "Your Excellency Zu'an liberal arts champion, I am not worthy to scold you."

Chen Yu nodded in relief, and gave up the seat to Ye Xiaochan:

"Come on, it's quiet now."

Ye Xiaochan recovered from a bunch of Zuan language, squatted beside Chen Yu, and said weakly:

"Brother Chen, you can play, I'll watch you play."

Seeing Ye Xiaochan's bewildered face, Chen Yu enlightened:

"Actually, you don't have to pay too much attention to what other people scold you when you play games. The scolding words just now, whether it's from me or from the other party, are actually the lingua franca of scolding people, and they have already become a system.

After playing the game too much, I have long been immune. Let alone amateur players like us, even EDG is often sprayed, just get used to it, and you must have your own shielding ability, otherwise you will not be able to play team battle games. "

"Well, I know." Ye Xiaochan said energetically.

Although her tone was full of vigor, she still had no intention of coming to play, and looked at Chen Yu quietly, like a well-behaved little white rabbit.

Chen Yu didn't force it, looked at the time, and said:
"I'm done playing this game, you go to prepare, and I will take you out for lunch later."

"Okay."

Hearing this, Ye Xiaochan stood up excitedly.

It's no fun being stuck in a hotel all the time.

When Ye Xiaochan walked away, Chen Yu continued to play the game just now for a while.His level is actually not very good, it belongs to the middle and slightly upper level of the amateur level.

Mistakes are common, and sometimes the Q that sticks to the face will also be crooked.

But the amazing thing is that after this round, even if there were a few operational errors, the teammates were extremely quiet, and no one sprayed him.

Humans are such amazing animals.

After playing a round, he turned around and didn't see Ye Xiaochan, but heard the rustling sound of water from the bathroom.

The girl actually ran to take a bath.

inexplicably.

Seeing that Ye Xiaochan didn't come out, Chen Yu started another game.

After concentrating on playing for a while, this time I played smoothly and quickly pushed the enemy's high ground.

Inadvertently turned his head and took a look.

As a result, at this glance, I saw Ye Xiaochan wearing a bathrobe, standing quietly behind him with the scenery looming.

"What are you doing?" Chen Yu looked at her.

"Nothing."

Ye Xiaochan blushed, and she blinked innocently with peach eyes: "Brother Chen, keep playing."

"Clap."

While speaking, the bathrobe on her body fell off, and the flawless scenery was completely displayed in front of Chen Yu.

"Brother Chen, keep playing," she said.

Chen Yu:.
Made.

Still continue to play a fart.

It's almost the same as changing the game.

His Adam's apple twitched, he turned off the laptop with a 'click', and continued another way of capturing the enemy's high ground.

Near noon, Xun Yu's Xiaopeng electric car stopped at the entrance of Jinse Hot Spring Hotel.

After picking up Chen Yu and Ye Xiaochan, the car drove towards the farm.

The driver is naturally Xun Yu.

When he accidentally saw Ye Xiaochan, Xun Yu thought to himself. Lao Chen really made a lot of money. He has been single for more than 20 years and finally found such a beautiful girlfriend.

"Didn't it delay your business?" Chen Yu didn't sit in the back seat, but sat in the passenger seat and chatted with Xun Yu, leaving Ye Xiaochan to sit in the back seat alone.

Xun Yu grinned and said, "There's no delay, business is pretty cold right now."

"Damn, it's cold in your place? Then how do you let the surrounding restaurants survive?" Chen Yu cursed.

In my impression, the farm of Xun Yu's family is called 'Enfu Garden'.

Business is booming.

This farmhouse was originally run by his parents from Fengcheng when Xun Yu was in college.

Since last year, Gouzi has taken over the farmhouse after graduation, and has carried out a comprehensive renovation and upgrading, incorporating a large number of art designs and new tricks of young people.

For example, it is said that the restaurant is built on the lychee tree, the dining table is built on the vine, the restaurant is full of sparrow flowers, etc.
It attracts a large number of young people to come to dine.

Coupled with his father's grilled ribs, it is indeed very special.

The business quickly boomed, and it has a lot of fame in the surrounding area.

"It's really cool."

Xun Yu laughed and said nothing more.

The grandson even pretended to be Chen Yu jokingly said:
"How cold is it?"

Xun Yu grinned and said:
"Let's put it this way. Probably, in Heilongjiang Province in December, snowflakes were fluttering, but the community suddenly notified that there was a power outage, and even the heating stopped. I curled up in the cold rental house, wrapped in three layers of coats, watching the fire. Half of the dishes, I had to order a takeaway. After ordering the takeaway, I felt bored. After playing a game of LOL, my teammate was the king of delivery. I died 88 times in one game. I won the MVP of the loser, and the takeaway arrived after the game. When I opened it, the food was frozen, and it tasted crunchy. At this time, I received a breakup call from my girlfriend, she said that she is a wild horse, but I have no grassland. Can you imagine how cold I feel at this time? ? This degree of coolness is the current situation of my restaurant."

"roll."

(End of this chapter)