International students at Hogwarts

Chapter 166 The British Ministry of Magic's Fudge Joke

After the interview, Lu Ren returned to school.And early the next morning, the soul conversation between Lu Ren and Fu Ji appeared in the newspaper.The Prophet Daily and the World News each sent a newspaper to Lu Ren very considerately, but Lu Ren couldn't keep his legs together: on the cover, Fudge was completely "who am I, where am I, and what are you doing?" expression.

The headline of the Daily Prophet in the United Kingdom is quite normal: Hogwarts outstanding students interview the Minister of Magic Fudge-to be honest, this headline is too mediocre.But it can't be blamed, who let this be the newspaper of the British wizarding community?It would be nice to be able to send out the original flavor of the interview.If it weren't for the participation of the French this time, the interview would probably have been completely deleted.

The French are more straightforward. The headline on the front page reads in bold letters: Cornelius Fudge, a minister who knows nothing but news, and a subtitle below it: So we are very Kindly give him the headlines.

The most terrible thing is that the title of the French this time is bilingual in English and French...

The careful thinking of the French is well known to passers-by.

The French are afraid that the world will not be chaotic, and there is black information about the British Minister of Magic. The whole world knows that this must not be publicized?

Moreover, they not only reported the news on the front page, but also published countless jokes in the joke column at the back of the newspaper.

Ron took the newspaper in Lu Ren's hand. He couldn't read French, so he could only guess the main idea of ​​the news from the English headline on the cover, and then he flipped through it twice at will, only to see English again in the joke column of the newspaper. .

The first block of tofu reads: A student at Hogwarts was arrested by Aurors for yelling "idiot" at Fudge at the Ministry of Magic and sentenced to 6 years in Azkaban. : Sentenced to 1 year for insulting the leader of the Ministry of Magic and 5 years for leaking the secrets of the Ministry of Magic.But I heard that he will be out of prison soon, because since Fudge visited the Ministry of Magic of other countries and gave a speech, it is no longer a Ministry of Magic secret.

Ron: ^-^
He continued to look down, and inside the second tofu block was written: Cornelius Fudge went to visit the art exhibition celebrating the defeat of two generations of Dark Lords.

"What is this painting about?" asked Fudge.

"This painting, Minister, is a scene of our heroic Order of the Phoenix fighting the Death Eaters," a Ministry worker replied.

"Ah... oh... what about this picture over here?"

"The painting depicts a scene where Newt and Grindelwald face off."

"And what about this fat ass with a big head?"

"Minister, this is not a painting, but a mirror."

Ron: (′▽`〃)
The third piece is very short, only two sentences, one question and one answer.

The question is: "What's the longest joke."

Answer: "Fudge's speech in the Daily Prophet."

Ron: o(*≥▽≤)ツ┏━┓
There are a lot of jokes that follow, taking up a whole page, all about Fudge.

"The French still have a sense of humor." Ron said while wiping away tears from laughter.After breakfast, they went to visit Harry again like the previous two days. If Harry didn't wake up today, he would definitely miss the graduation ceremony at the end of the semester.

Fortunately, when they came outside the ward, Madam Pomfrey told them: Harry was awake.But they only had time to chat with Harry before they were kicked out by Madam Pomfrey.

The evening is the year-end banquet.The scores and rankings of the four colleges this year are: No.4, Hufflepuff, 352 points; No.3, Ravenclaw 426 points, No.2, Slytherin 472 points, No.1, Gryffindor 522 points more.Gryffindor successfully broke Slytherin's monopoly on the House Cup.

This does not include Dumbledore's bonus points. Gryffindor is the real deal, surpassing Slytherin without water, and regaining the top spot.Lu Ren also made a small contribution: his arrival caused a subtle change in the world line, Harry and the others did not deduct 150 points from Gryffindor at once, and they also won the last Quidditch game In the game, under the superposition of the two, Gryffindor successfully overtook Slytherin.

As the last banquet at the end of the semester, everyone who could come came.

The entire auditorium was decorated with gold and red representing Gryffindor, and it was also full of people.On the wall behind the guest table hung a huge banner depicting the Gryffindor lion.

As the meal approached, the professors entered the auditorium one after another.

Looking at the professors in the teacher's seat, Lu Ren frowned: He seems to have summed up some extraordinary rules among these professors. Of course, if this rule is revealed, Gryffindor's points may not be deducted enough today. .That is, it seems that this Hogwarts teaching position is cursed?
The curse is that someone who becomes a Hogwarts professor must be single or in a bad relationship?Looking all the way from the teacher's bench, Snape needless to say, Professor McGonagall is also a hard-working person. When she was young, she fell in love with a Muggle named Dougal McGregor, but in the end because of the secular She left the man because of her prejudice, and it was illegal to marry a Muggle at that time, and Professor McGonagall would lose his job at the Ministry of Magic if he violated the International Statute of Secrecy.

Dumbledore was similar, lover sentenced to life in prison.

The remaining professors: Professor Flitwick, Professor Sprout, etc., almost all have no spouses...

Are the professors at Hogwarts all given a halo of being single?

Of course, this curse was lifted in the next generation, and the person who broke it was Neville, who married Hannah Abbott of Hufflepuff and managed to get out of the single.Of course, most people thought that he and Luna got together.Instead, Luna became a magizoologist after the war and eventually married Rolf Scamander, Newt's grandson.

Harry didn't make it to the Great Hall until the banquet was about to start—Madam Pomfrey hadn't planned for him to attend such an event until Harry passed a medical examination.The moment he walked into the auditorium, just like the students thought the head teacher had walked into the self-study classroom, the entire auditorium suddenly became silent.But soon, the little wizards, like the students who found out that the head teacher hadn't come in at all, broke out louder, and many little wizards even stood up and stared at Harry.This was the first time Harry had been in the limelight in the second half of term.He walked to the Gryffindor table and sat between Lu Ren and Hermione, pretending not to notice people's gazes.

Fortunately, everyone was quickly attracted by Dumbledore's speech.What he said was the same as in previous years, the only difference was that he added two hundred points to Gryffindor - because of Lu Ren's outstanding performance.

But what does that matter?

Just icing on the cake.

Because the House Cup already belonged to Gryffindor.Of course, the little wizards of Gryffindor were still very happy, and all of them clapped their hands red. After all, the victory against Slytherin turned into a crushing victory against Slytherin.

(End of this chapter)