I am Qinxing No.1

Chapter 391 Dark Cuisine
A man's hand is unsteady, life is difficult and sexual happiness is difficult.

Shuai Leilei has always been a very steady person, a frequent visitor to the darts club, and he said that he would never miss a red heart in a nine-ring throw.

At least Huang Bo had known him for so long, and this was the first time he saw his hands tremble violently, as if suffering from Parkinson's senile disease.

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Many bugs had already died under the high heat, and the shaking was entirely caused by Shuai Leilei's trembling hands, but some bugs that got into the middle of the tofu showed very tenacious vitality, and they were still conscious!Maybe because he was bitten off half of his body by Shuai Leilei, he was suffering pain, and he was swinging his severed limb left and right, as if he was telling the difficulty of life and the cruelty of human beings
"what!"

Sister Shu Chang covered her eyes suddenly, let out a scream, and plunged into Cheng Yuqi's arms according to the direction she remembered. After finding a sense of security, she still twisted her shoulders, "It's disgusting, it's terrible." ! '

At this moment, Wu Jing just came back from vomiting, and she was still panting after sitting down. After a while, she seemed to think of something, her face was a little red, and she said embarrassedly: "Actually, when I was training in Africa, I also I have eaten it, it was too sudden just now."

"Oh, my God!"

Shuai Leilei was stunned for a long while, then suddenly dropped his chopsticks, and moved back more than half a foot with a bang, Wu Jing's eyes lit up: "It's a good trick to 'take off your robe and give way', Shuai Lei, you practice it!" pass!"

"Wow"

He was answered by a burst of vomiting. Shuai Leilei's sudden burst of potential just now was to find the trash can behind him.

"Old He Lao Huang, what are you doing?"

Huang Bo looked like a victim: "Look at what you have done to Shuai Lei? And brother Jing, in order to shoot that 50 billion masterpiece, he went to the African base for training, and he vomited in the end ?

By the way, Yuqi, what did you say just now, it seems that you vouched for Chef Zhou, right? "

No matter how rough Cheng Meizi's lines are, her little face will turn blue and red at the moment: "Brother Bo, he didn't make this dish."

"That's right, it seems that Chef Zhou really can't be blamed?"

Huang Bo looked at Momo Su with a strange expression: "Girl, did you just say this is Cantonese cuisine?"

"Yes, Mr. Huang, it's authentic Cantonese cuisine, this dish is called 'Hechong Tofu',
The worms you see are He Chong. This is a very precious food material. It is not only very delicious, but also can nourish the spleen and stomach, nourish qi and blood, facilitate urination, and treat spleen deficiency, blood deficiency, and anemia , Difficulty urinating."

Huang Bo smiled, and suddenly stretched out his chopsticks to pick up a piece of tofu, closed his eyes and stuffed it into the mouth, while chewing, he shook his head and praised: "Good stuff, the world is delicious, I may have forgotten to tell you, I have a bit of spleen deficiency recently, and I'm going to eat it right now." Eating 'Shenqi Baizhu Pills'."

Shuai Leilei looked at him as if he had seen a ghost: "Scary person, do you want to eat this because you have trouble urinating recently?"

"no!"

Huang Bo pointed to the camera: "Old Lei, pay attention, don't talk nonsense! Uh, are you sure you don't want to eat such a delicious dish? Then I'm sorry."

Smiling inwardly, we Shandong people also have the habit of eating insects, really think you Guangdong people are the most amazing?
What's more, this worm is really delicious and so nourishing!In the future, when you are in a hurry, you don't have to think about whether it is a tailwind or a headwind!
Shuai Leilei has a shadow in his heart now, even if he starved to death, he would not eat this kind of food, so he just sat aside and looked at Mr. He and Mr. Huang with very resentful eyes.

Teacher Huang was itchy all over his body when he saw him, and finally couldn't bear it anymore, so he simply blamed Teacher He: "'Brother Huaqiang', don't look at me, this is the idea of ​​Lao He and the planners."

Shuai Leilei then turned around and looked at Mr. He resentfully. Mr. He immediately swore: "Don't worry, you will never be allowed to eat such things next time."

This is absolutely true, next time you won't even be able to eat something like this.

Although Cheng Yuqi really wanted to taste what this worm tasted like, she blushed when she thought of the description of 'Tongli pee'. The audience must not be misunderstood, 'Laozi' is now going to go the route of a jade girl!

Look at how weak 'Xiao Shu' is, she is still in her arms and refuses to look up, her fragrant shoulders are still twitching.

In the end, Huang Bo and Wu Jing, who wanted to prove themselves, were still willing to eat this 'Hechong Tofu', and stopped halfway through the meal, because the second dark dish had already been brought by Su Momo. The beautiful waiter who has turned into a 'devil's partner' in her eyes is looking at everyone with a smile, as if I want to watch a good show, this show is really good.

"Girl, what kind of food is this?"

Looking at the stainless steel lid on the dish, everyone became vigilant.

"This is also a Cantonese dish, one of Chef Yue's signature dishes in the Cantonese Cuisine District, 'Fried Water Pork Cockroach', also known as Fried Water Cockroach.

It is not a cockroach, but a kind of aquatic product. Its functions are: prevent high blood pressure, lose weight, and have a certain therapeutic effect on pyelonephritis.”

Momo Su lifted the lid and turned her head quickly. This thing is really disgusting, it's like a bigger cockroach, no girl is afraid of it.

On the plate were dozens of dark 'large cockroach'-like things, which became oily and unsightly after being fried. Shu Chang, who was about to stab her in her arms, ran outside. To her, cockroaches were more terrifying than snakes and scorpions!
Seeing the two girls running out yelling, the photographer was very happy. Just now he was very successful in capturing the moment when the two beauties were "fading". Love watching this, when celebrities are abused, they will have a kind of pleasure from the heart.

The faces of the three big men like Huang Bo were a bit ugly. Men naturally have no reason to be afraid of cockroaches, not to mention that they are still water cockroaches, but it is really difficult to let them eat this thing. Here, this time there is no cover.

Teacher He also felt a little embarrassed, cleared his throat and said: "Everyone, don't look at it like this, we are going to the mountains after we leave Chudu.

You can meet anything in the [-] mountains of Yunnan and Guizhou, and then you will miss today’s meal
Well, in order to make this food adventure journey more challenging, our planning team has just decided that there will be one more internationally renowned "eating and broadcasting" person among the invited guests. If you know his name, You will understand why I say this. "

"Who?"

'Wolf Warrior', 'King Yan', 'Emperor of Emotional Intelligence' and the two girls who just came back from the outside with a look of shock on their pink faces all had a very bad feeling.

Teacher He smiled quietly just now. Usually, once he smiles like this, it is likely that something will happen. This is the famous "Mr. He's snickering" in the entertainment industry.
"Brother Bei!"

"I'm going, why is this guy, he will torture us to death!
Teacher He, no, no, I'm not playing anymore, can I quit? "

Huang Bo's face turned pale with fright, isn't this a joke, the man known as 'the top of the food chain' started a 'food adventure' with us?I'm afraid it's a 'fright ride'?Whoever you like to continue will continue, anyway, I won't play anymore.

This is called a gentleman not standing under a dangerous wall.

"Uh, I'm afraid you have to ask your agent. He will definitely not agree with your wayward approach."

Teacher He had a half smile on his face.

"Okay, I admit it."

Huang Bo said with a bitter face: "Mr. He, remember, you owe me a favor."

After finishing his meal with chopsticks, he picked up a water cockroach and put it into his mouth, chewing it until it clicked: "Mmm, it's not bad, it tastes like chicken!

I said everyone, eat as much as you can. Since there is Brother Bei participating in this trip, I am afraid that Mr. He really didn't scare us. When we turn around and wait in the mountains, I am afraid that we will not even be able to eat these. "

"Haha, you don't have to be so pessimistic. You will be tortured by Beige for five days at most, and then our 'Angel Chef' will come to rescue you in a 'five-color cloud'"

Teacher Huang laughed and said, "I also want to participate in this show. Like everyone else, I will never make any specializations, so let us look forward to every weekend together."

Shuai Leilei glared at him, pointed to the water cockroaches on the plate, and said, "I think you're specializing now!"

"Isn't it just eating a few water cockroaches? In fact, this thing looks terrible, but it tastes delicious. It tastes like fried golden cicadas from Lu Province, and it's also a bit like chicken."

Teacher Huang picked up two chopsticks and stuffed them directly into the mouth. Shuai Leilei's squinting eyes became much bigger.

Cheng Yuqi plucked up her courage, and ate one, and then began to encourage Shu Chang: "Sister Chang, try it, it's really good, eat it quickly, there will be no such shop after passing this village, Mr. He and the others suggested Come on, you can really throw us into the mountains."

Shu Chang shook his head like a rattle: "It's good not to eat, and I won't eat if I'm starving to death!"

It's hard to judge human courage by one thing. No one thought that men who dared to eat cockroaches and grass insects would avoid a "chicken dung and rattan cake" made by Chef Huai like a snake and be timid. The girls had a great time eating.

Isn't it made of real chicken shit?Although the smell of this plant called Chicken Shit Vine is a bit strange, fishy, ​​and slightly smelly, it really looks like chicken shit to a few men, but the two girls ate it happily, And I insist that it is delicious, but it is dark and ugly, but if you think of it as chocolate, you will feel its beauty
As for the strange smell that men think, it is the smell that girls like most, they think it is a strange fragrance.

Obviously, this is another 'durian war',
Fragrance and smell are like right and wrong. The former depends on the position of the mouth, while the latter depends on the position of the buttocks.

Compared with these three 'delicious dishes', Stir-fried Niu Huanxi is actually nothing. At least in the eyes of Mr. He and Mr. Huang, this Cantonese dish made by Chef Qin is better than Zhou Dong's 'Large Intestine Sashimi' Being close to the lives of the general public is nothing more than two girls blushing and spitting behind people's backs for countless times, but the three gentlemen love each other very much, and they all praised Chef Qin for being more caring than Huai Liang , finally gave us food
Well, even with this human food, everyone is not full. Now they are waiting eagerly for the last big dish, which is said to be made by Chef Zhou. Faced with everyone's doubts and worries, Cheng Meizi He patted his chest a few more times, and there was a 'pop' sound once: "Everyone, don't worry, Zhou Xiaochu is a good person, he will definitely not use those messy things to disgust us, I promise!"

Lotus root toad cup!
Finally, the cooking is served, and there are even soups with cooking, commonly known as soup dishes.

It is said to be a cup, but it is actually a medium-sized casserole. When the lid is lifted, the first thing that catches the eye is a green lotus leaf. People feel the pure beauty of green lotus soup, although they have not tasted it, they will guess that this soup must be very refreshing, if there is no toad the size of a fist squatting under the raised lotus leaves.
Judging from its size, it is definitely a wild toad. Frogs don’t look so frightening. This toad even half-opened its mouth and stuck out a long tongue, as if to catch flying insects in the air. It's so lifelike!
"My God, it's a toad! I don't want to eat it, even if I'm starving to death!"

Shu Chang felt his eyes go dark, and he was about to pass out.

It's too difficult for her. Among the actors who were born as child stars, except for the lucky little girl with the word "purple" in her quirky name who is now in the front line, there are not many other actors who are good at it. She also grows with age. Gradually began to go downhill. I was able to join this show this time because my manager and Mr. Huang had a classmate friendship for many years. I thought I could use this show to reunite the popularity, but I didn't expect it to be a worm and a toad. , can scare the girl quite a lot.

But even so, she didn't dare to jokingly leave like Huang Bo did. After all, the opportunity was rare, and she couldn't bear it.

"It's really a toad, Zhou Xiaochu, you killed me this time, how can I explain this to everyone!"

Cheng Yuqi was very depressed, she just patted her chest to promise, this is good, Zhou Dong directly fucked everyone with a toad!

Is there still a minimum of trust between people?
"Yuqi, this is the Chef Zhou you promised."

Huang Bo frowned. This toad didn't know how to prepare it. It seemed that even the poisonous skin hadn't been removed. Its body was bulging with lumps on the left and the other on the right. In terms of darkness, it far surpassed the previous four dishes. up.

"No, this toad is very wrong!"

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