Fame starts with the radio
Chapter 72 Carrots Are Poisonous
Chapter 72 Carrots Are Poisonous
After tossing and tossing, Wang Xingfan felt that he would never love again...
He was wronged like a little daughter-in-law, kneeling on the ground crying and vomiting...
Seeing that Wang Xingfan finally vomited, several other people breathed a sigh of relief.
Ling Yun patted him on the shoulder, and was just about to say a few words of comfort when he felt a cramping pain in his abdomen...
Quickly told the fat man.
"Cough, fat man, you, you, you... You persuade him, I'll go to the toilet..."
"OK……"
The fat man agreed, and Ling Yun hurried downstairs, and just as he ran into the bathroom and squatted on the pit, there was a knock on the door outside.
"Who is there, there is someone in the toilet!"
"Ling Yun, I can't hold back anymore, open the door quickly!"
"My Cao, fat man, didn't you pull it just now? There's a hole inside, you go out to the field to solve it!"
The sound of running footsteps came from outside. Obviously, the fat man couldn't wait any longer and had already given up...
Just as Ling Yun breathed a sigh of relief, there was another knock on the door...
"Brother Ling, are you finished? Hurry up and open the door, I can't hold back anymore..."
A silly, sweet voice came from the door again, Ling Yunxin said how could diarrhea be contagious?
When you have diarrhea, every fart is very important, you never know which comes first, and every fart is a gamble about the birth of shit!
So Silly Baitian seemed to be enlightened, and when no one agreed, he ran out of the gate, only 5 seconds later!
Ling Yun heard Fatty's shout.
"I'm Cao! There's someone here!!!"
And then accompanied by a silly and sweet 'Oh' shouting.
Within 10 minutes, the door of Lingyun's toilet was knocked seven times, and he squatted inside, pained and happy.
The pain is that I have abdominal cramps, but the joy is that I squatted on the last pit.
After he finally felt a little more comfortable, he pulled up his pants and went up to the second floor again, only to see a scene he will never forget...
Wang Xingfan squatted in the corner, pulling from the back, vomiting from the front...
Seeing Ling Yun coming, he whimpered and cried again.
"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
"Fuck you, if it wasn't for the fat man, you would have died of poison a long time ago! Tell me honestly, did you poison our food and want us to die with you?"
"I didn't...I...vomit!"
"No mother! We ate your food, and now I have abdominal pain and diarrhea! Vomit to death, you deserve it, you...I am Cao!"
Halfway through the scolding, Ling Yun felt another pain in his lower abdomen, and his sphincter had protested, so he quickly turned his head and ran towards the toilet, but the tragedy was that the toilet door was locked when he ran down.
"Which bastard is in there? How long will it take?"
He smashed the door twice, but there was no response from inside, Ling Yun couldn't hold back any longer, and hurriedly ran outside the gate, but in a panic, he found the nearest piece of wasteland and squatted down, when he heard the voice of the fat man Youyou.
"You are here too."
As soon as Ling Yun raised his head, he saw five or six big white PGs squatting around.
"Hey, are you all there?"
He said hello, and the men were okay, but Silly Baitian kept his head down in embarrassment and didn't speak.
Ling Yun felt that he had to stand up and say a few words at this time, so as to ease the embarrassing encounter of Silly Baitian.
"Cough...that...it's too dark and we can't see clearly."
Everyone else nodded in agreement, but the fat man squatting behind Silly Baitian muttered.
"Huh? There's a mole on your fart? When did it grow? I don't remember when I was a kid..."
……
That night, Ling Yun and the others squatted in the field, it was really cold, and the poop was as hard as iron...
After finally feeling comfortable in your stomach, several people couldn't stand upright, Silly Baitian didn't care about the shame at this time, grabbed Ling Yun's clothes, and forced yourself to pull up your pants.
When I went back and looked at Wang Xingfan again, this guy fell asleep lying on the floor, occasionally retching in his sleep.
Everyone worked together to lift him to the bed, and cleaned up the floor. When they left, they were so embarrassed that they didn't speak. They walked to the entrance of the village. Silly Baitian blushed and opened his mouth.
"Then what... about this... let's not talk about it, okay?"
Several people nodded in tacit understanding. What they thought in their hearts was that after they go back, they should delete each other's friends, and whoever keeps contacting whoever is stupid!
Exhausted, cold, hungry, and suffering from abdominal pain, I walked on the way home.
Arriving at the field of carrots again, Ling Yun inadvertently saw a tattered signboard stuck in the ground, with a line written crookedly on it.
[The radish is poisonous, it is strictly forbidden to steal it]
A skull is painted on the sign, and an empty bottle of dichlorvos hangs next to it.
"Fatty... this radish has been medicated... Did you share the radish among them last night? It seems... Wang Xingfan vomited and had diarrhea after eating your poisonous radish..."
……
Everyone thought it was over like this, but at noon, Wang Xingfan chased the fat man's house with a kitchen knife...
Howling at the door...
"Fatty, come out, I'm going to kill you..."
"What's the matter, did you fight with my little fat? Why did you use the knife?"
Fatty dad came out to ask, Wang Xingfan hesitated and couldn’t speak, he couldn’t say that your child gave me poop, but he chased people’s house with a knife, so he had to give a reason. Later, he couldn’t help it, he burst into tears Let's shake off the dirty things that the fat man did.
In the end, nothing happened to the fat man, but the fat man's father was beaten again by the old man, and then he continued to kneel in the back room...
When Ling Yun went to visit the door that afternoon, he saw Fatty's father kneeling on the ground and asking him pitifully.
"Son, why don't you buy a ticket to go back earlier? Work is important, dad will pay you to buy a ticket..."
……
A few days later, according to the custom in the north, Ling Yun followed his father and started visiting relatives with gifts.
It wasn't until the morning of the seventh day that he and Fatty packed up their things and set off from home to Xianyang City Radio Station.
Before leaving, Fatty's father secretly stuffed Fatty with 2000 yuan and sent him to the entrance of the village, begging him.
"Call Dad if you have no money to spend, don't come back if you can..."
……
(End of this chapter)
After tossing and tossing, Wang Xingfan felt that he would never love again...
He was wronged like a little daughter-in-law, kneeling on the ground crying and vomiting...
Seeing that Wang Xingfan finally vomited, several other people breathed a sigh of relief.
Ling Yun patted him on the shoulder, and was just about to say a few words of comfort when he felt a cramping pain in his abdomen...
Quickly told the fat man.
"Cough, fat man, you, you, you... You persuade him, I'll go to the toilet..."
"OK……"
The fat man agreed, and Ling Yun hurried downstairs, and just as he ran into the bathroom and squatted on the pit, there was a knock on the door outside.
"Who is there, there is someone in the toilet!"
"Ling Yun, I can't hold back anymore, open the door quickly!"
"My Cao, fat man, didn't you pull it just now? There's a hole inside, you go out to the field to solve it!"
The sound of running footsteps came from outside. Obviously, the fat man couldn't wait any longer and had already given up...
Just as Ling Yun breathed a sigh of relief, there was another knock on the door...
"Brother Ling, are you finished? Hurry up and open the door, I can't hold back anymore..."
A silly, sweet voice came from the door again, Ling Yunxin said how could diarrhea be contagious?
When you have diarrhea, every fart is very important, you never know which comes first, and every fart is a gamble about the birth of shit!
So Silly Baitian seemed to be enlightened, and when no one agreed, he ran out of the gate, only 5 seconds later!
Ling Yun heard Fatty's shout.
"I'm Cao! There's someone here!!!"
And then accompanied by a silly and sweet 'Oh' shouting.
Within 10 minutes, the door of Lingyun's toilet was knocked seven times, and he squatted inside, pained and happy.
The pain is that I have abdominal cramps, but the joy is that I squatted on the last pit.
After he finally felt a little more comfortable, he pulled up his pants and went up to the second floor again, only to see a scene he will never forget...
Wang Xingfan squatted in the corner, pulling from the back, vomiting from the front...
Seeing Ling Yun coming, he whimpered and cried again.
"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
"Fuck you, if it wasn't for the fat man, you would have died of poison a long time ago! Tell me honestly, did you poison our food and want us to die with you?"
"I didn't...I...vomit!"
"No mother! We ate your food, and now I have abdominal pain and diarrhea! Vomit to death, you deserve it, you...I am Cao!"
Halfway through the scolding, Ling Yun felt another pain in his lower abdomen, and his sphincter had protested, so he quickly turned his head and ran towards the toilet, but the tragedy was that the toilet door was locked when he ran down.
"Which bastard is in there? How long will it take?"
He smashed the door twice, but there was no response from inside, Ling Yun couldn't hold back any longer, and hurriedly ran outside the gate, but in a panic, he found the nearest piece of wasteland and squatted down, when he heard the voice of the fat man Youyou.
"You are here too."
As soon as Ling Yun raised his head, he saw five or six big white PGs squatting around.
"Hey, are you all there?"
He said hello, and the men were okay, but Silly Baitian kept his head down in embarrassment and didn't speak.
Ling Yun felt that he had to stand up and say a few words at this time, so as to ease the embarrassing encounter of Silly Baitian.
"Cough...that...it's too dark and we can't see clearly."
Everyone else nodded in agreement, but the fat man squatting behind Silly Baitian muttered.
"Huh? There's a mole on your fart? When did it grow? I don't remember when I was a kid..."
……
That night, Ling Yun and the others squatted in the field, it was really cold, and the poop was as hard as iron...
After finally feeling comfortable in your stomach, several people couldn't stand upright, Silly Baitian didn't care about the shame at this time, grabbed Ling Yun's clothes, and forced yourself to pull up your pants.
When I went back and looked at Wang Xingfan again, this guy fell asleep lying on the floor, occasionally retching in his sleep.
Everyone worked together to lift him to the bed, and cleaned up the floor. When they left, they were so embarrassed that they didn't speak. They walked to the entrance of the village. Silly Baitian blushed and opened his mouth.
"Then what... about this... let's not talk about it, okay?"
Several people nodded in tacit understanding. What they thought in their hearts was that after they go back, they should delete each other's friends, and whoever keeps contacting whoever is stupid!
Exhausted, cold, hungry, and suffering from abdominal pain, I walked on the way home.
Arriving at the field of carrots again, Ling Yun inadvertently saw a tattered signboard stuck in the ground, with a line written crookedly on it.
[The radish is poisonous, it is strictly forbidden to steal it]
A skull is painted on the sign, and an empty bottle of dichlorvos hangs next to it.
"Fatty... this radish has been medicated... Did you share the radish among them last night? It seems... Wang Xingfan vomited and had diarrhea after eating your poisonous radish..."
……
Everyone thought it was over like this, but at noon, Wang Xingfan chased the fat man's house with a kitchen knife...
Howling at the door...
"Fatty, come out, I'm going to kill you..."
"What's the matter, did you fight with my little fat? Why did you use the knife?"
Fatty dad came out to ask, Wang Xingfan hesitated and couldn’t speak, he couldn’t say that your child gave me poop, but he chased people’s house with a knife, so he had to give a reason. Later, he couldn’t help it, he burst into tears Let's shake off the dirty things that the fat man did.
In the end, nothing happened to the fat man, but the fat man's father was beaten again by the old man, and then he continued to kneel in the back room...
When Ling Yun went to visit the door that afternoon, he saw Fatty's father kneeling on the ground and asking him pitifully.
"Son, why don't you buy a ticket to go back earlier? Work is important, dad will pay you to buy a ticket..."
……
A few days later, according to the custom in the north, Ling Yun followed his father and started visiting relatives with gifts.
It wasn't until the morning of the seventh day that he and Fatty packed up their things and set off from home to Xianyang City Radio Station.
Before leaving, Fatty's father secretly stuffed Fatty with 2000 yuan and sent him to the entrance of the village, begging him.
"Call Dad if you have no money to spend, don't come back if you can..."
……
(End of this chapter)
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