I'm actually an alchemist

Chapter 79 Animal World
After walking out of the gate, Yang Qing found that the three young men had different postures, and they were threatening the old man Sun Jihai casually.

One of them had a bald head, studs on his ears, and ripped jeans. He didn't know whether it was cold or not in winter.

The other two, one with a green short cut and holding a brick in his hand, looked at the back of Sun Jihai's head unkindly.The remaining one is a long-haired man with a backpack on his back and a thick stack of oil prints of the God of Wealth in his hand.

"Why, old thing, you're tired of working, aren't you?"

With a bald head and a cigarette in his mouth, he squinted at Sun Jihai.

Sun Jihai was furious.

He had never seen such an impolite young man.

"Get out of here!"

Sun Jihai pointed to the way down the mountain and said angrily.

"Fuck!"

Bald and furious.

However, at this moment.

Yang Qing came out of the yard.

"What are you doing? Noisy?"

After returning from the East China Sea, Yang Qing changed into a black leather jacket.

He put his hands in his pockets and came out with a cigarette in his mouth.

"Master!"

When Sun Jihai saw Yang Qing, he hurriedly bowed and saluted: "I have disturbed Master, and I hope Master will forgive me!"

Master?

disciple?

Haha, are these idiots filming a movie? .

The bald man grinned and looked at Yang Qing and Sun Jihai in disbelief.

Sun Jihai said angrily: "Master, don't worry, I will let them go!"

Yang Qing waved his hand.

He had almost heard it just now.

Old man Sun Jihai, what should I say!

He has been living in the academic circle of landscape architecture, which is a circle far away from mundane trivialities.He has almost never dealt with these scumbags at the bottom of society, let alone seeing them in such a bastard way.

However, Yang Qing was different.

He just started from the bottom, and he has seen the other party's routines a lot.

Yang Qing walked up to the bald man, glanced at him and said, "Are you bringing luck?"

During the Chinese New Year in Jin Province, there will be this custom of inviting the God of Wealth.

But when you buy a God of Wealth painting, you can't say buy it, but say please.Those who sell the painting of the God of Wealth cannot say that they are selling the God of Wealth, but they want to say that it is a gift of wealth.

Hearing this, the bald man looked Yang Qing up and down, gave a thumbs up and said, "Oh, the boss can talk. That's right, we are here to bring fortune!"

Yang Qing nodded, thought for a while and said, "Exactly, I need about 20 at home, do you have it?"

"Too much!"

The bald head's eyes lit up, and he began to think in his heart.

One piece is two thousand, twenty is twenty thousand, huh?No, it is 20.

20, the bald swallowed a mouthful of saliva, then turned to Changmao and said, "What are you waiting for, give this boss twenty!"

"okay!"

Chang Mao immediately ordered twenty of the God of Wealth in his hand and sent them to Yang Qing.

Yang Qing nodded to Sun Jihai.

Sun Jihai took it.

During the handover, Yang Qing asked casually: "By the way, buddy, have you delivered all the items around here?"

He pointed to a building not far away that was still under construction and said, "Where did you send it?"

"We dare not go to that place!"

The bald head said: "That's a listed company from outside, crossing the river, it's amazing!"

Yang Qing sneered after hearing this.

Sure enough, a bunch of rogues.

Bully the soft and fear the hard!

Afterwards, Yang Qing took out a piece of 50 yuan from his pocket and handed it to the bald head: "One piece is two yuan, twenty pieces are forty yuan, promise, I will give you fifty yuan, no need to look for it. , look, the snot is freezing!"

The smile on the bald face instantly became vicious.

"Are you playing with me?"

The bald head knocked out the money in Yang Qing's hand, stared at Yang Qing fiercely and said.

"How can you say that?"

Yang Qing looked like I was just playing with you and said: "The purchase price of a piece is less than one yuan, and if I give you fifty, it is already a face for you, do you know what an idiot!"

"Fuck..."

The bald head was furious instantly, and punched Yang Qing in the face.

Yang Qing sneered and grabbed his fist.

Gently exerting force with five fingers, the bald face suddenly changed.

He groaned and knelt down on the ground.

Seeing this scene, the green hair and long hair on the side rushed to Yang Qing immediately.But as soon as they started, the old man next to them gave them a heart-warming kick and kicked them to the ground.

What is the origin of this old man?

Lu Mao clutched his stomach ache, his face turned pale, and he said helplessly.

"Ok?"

Yang Qing still didn't let go, and was still working harder.

"Brother, brother, I was wrong, I don't know Taishan with my eyes!"

The bald head knelt on the ground, holding his wrist with the other hand, and stammered begging for mercy.

"Where did you go wrong?"

Yang Qing sneered and said: "Aren't you a little bit better? How could you be wrong if you are so good?"

"No no no!"

Bald had a headache and almost fainted, his face was dripping with cold sweat, and his lips were turning purple.Crying and begging for mercy: "Yes, I'm sorry, I was really wrong, I was wrong!"

"What should I do if I make a mistake?"

Yang Qing stared at the bald head and asked patiently.

"I, I'm going, let's go, we'll never come again!"

The bald head said quickly.

what!
Yang Qing was so angry.

He kicked the bald man's face, and kicked him five meters away, then he jumped up, kicked him face down again, and slid out on the yellow ground.

Loess with a bald head and face, and more than a dozen cuts were drawn on his face by the debris in the soil.

Yang Qing looked left and right, and picked up a discarded bicycle tire from the weed pile beside the road.He kicked hard with both hands, and with a snap, the bicycle tire was directly torn off.

Yang Qing walked over with the tire in one hand, and without a word, smashed it down on the bald head.

His bald head was bruised, his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, and his nosebleeds flowed sideways, so he stopped.

"Say, what should I do if I make a mistake!~"

Yang Qing put her waist in, lit a cigarette and asked.

"I'll pay, I'll pay, brother, tell me the amount, I will never bargain!"

Bald covered his head and said in a low voice.

"Do you still dare to bargain?"

Yang Qing stared.

Bald didn't dare to speak.

He found out that this bastard was just looking for faults.

No matter what I say, I will be targeted.

Yang Qing looked at the little bastard with a cigarette in his mouth.

After thinking for a while, he raised his foot and kicked a stone.

"See this stone?"

Yang Qing asked.

"Look, I saw it!"

Bald covered his face and said.

Just now his mouth was pumped by a tire, and his teeth seemed to be a little loose.

"Do you know the origin of this stone?"

Yang Qing squinted and asked with a smile.

"Uh... no, not sure!"

The bald head faintly feels bad, but I don't know what's wrong.

"Then I'll tell you!"

Yang Qing took a deep breath, then sprayed the smoke and said lightly: "This stone was formed in ancient times, at least [-] million years ago!"

He lowered his head, patted his bald face, and said seriously: "This is an antique, super antique!"

The corner of the bald man's mouth twitched, and he said quickly, "Yes, yes, super antique, if you didn't mention it, brother, I really don't know!"

"you are welcome!"

Yang Qing smiled and said, "I sold it to you, how about it?"

"what?"

The bald face suddenly changed.

Yang Qing patted his bald head and said, "However, don't worry, I'll give you a discount because of your cute face. According to the market price, a 1000 million-year-old antique costs 1000 million yuan anyway." OK. But don’t worry, if this is the case, I’ll subtract zero for you, [-] million, and sell it to you for [-] million!”

Yang Qing patted the bald head's face and said, "It's cheap for you!"

Bald and sweating profusely, I don't know how to answer.

1000 million, why don't you grab it?
The bald head cursed in his heart.

However, he only cursed in his heart, but he didn't dare to complain at all.

"Haha, big brother, big brother, you really know how to joke!"

The bald head swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and forced a smile on his face.

"Who the fuck is kidding you!"

Yang Qing, who was still smiling just now, turned his face instantly, slapped his bald face and said, "Am I familiar with you?"

The bald head was beaten and lay on the ground, covering his face and daring not to speak.

"Why, you don't want to?"

Yang Qing stepped on the bald head's face and asked coldly, "Huh?"

"Yes, yes!"

The bald head was about to cry, and said quickly.

Damn, you wait for me.

When I get away, I will definitely come back and kill you.

Bald with a smile on his face, fire in his heart.

"Let me just say, you are so pushy, this little money means nothing to you!"

Yang Qing bent down and stretched out his hands, helped the bald head up, then supported the bald head's shoulders and said seriously: "Of course, in order to show sincerity, I think you still have to do something!"

After finishing speaking, Yang Qing threw out a medicine and handed it to the bald head: "Come on, eat this treasure!"

The bald head turned pale with fright, his knees softened, and he knelt on the ground with a plop: "Brother, brother, I was wrong, I was really wrong!"

"Oh, I know, I know, if I know my mistakes, I will be a good boy!"

After Yang Qing listened carefully, he nodded and praised: "Come on, take this medicine!"

The bald head finally couldn't bear it any longer. He sat on the ground and wailed loudly: "Brother, Grandpa, I am innocent, our boss asked me to come!"

Hearing this, Yang Qing squatted in front of the bald head.

"Isn't it good!"

Yang Qing smiled and took out another pill, and said, "Take the medicine first, and then give this pill to your boss!"

With tears streaming down his bald head and trembling lips, he swallowed the pill in despair.

The moment the medicine is swallowed, it melts instantly.

A moment later, as if Wanhe steel needles had been pierced into the brain, Guang had a headache and screamed again and again, lying on the ground, his limbs twitching.

The two companions who were kneeling on the ground at the side were so frightened that they vomited out at this moment.

A few seconds later, the bald man opened his eyes like a gossamer.

"Old Sun, let them go!"

Yang Qing lit a cigarette, waved his hand and said.

……

When the bald three left.

Yang Qing turned her head and found that Sun Jihai was keeping his head down, silent.

"Why, do you think I'm cruel?"

Yang Qing asked.

Sun Jihai was silent for a moment, then shook his head and said, "No, no, Master, you did the right thing!"

"Have you watched Animal World?"

Yang Qing asked suddenly.

"Look!"

Sun Jihai grinned.

Animal World is his favorite program to watch. Many of his design inspirations sometimes come from the pictures in Animal World, nature and Feng Shui.

"Then you must know about hyenas!"

Yang Qing said with a smile, and then asked back: "Do you know that hyenas often bully cheetahs and lionesses, but rarely provoke male lions?"

When Sun Jihai heard this, he fell into deep thought.

"Because, the cheetahs are just driving them away, but the male lions will kill them!"

Yang Qing said coldly: "Those gangsters are a group of hyenas, even more disgusting than hyenas. When dealing with this kind of people, you must beat them to death and maim them at once, and absolutely don't give them any illusions!"

Seeing Sun Jihai pondering, Yang Qing said: "You don't understand because you have never been in contact with it. Just like what I told you last time, the position you stand determines the height you see things. In this way, you follow now They, don't get caught, and don't care about anything you see, come back to me at night!"

(End of this chapter)