I'm actually an alchemist
Chapter 381 Chapter 377
Chapter 381 Chapter 370
Fuck, how could I have such an idea?
The king was taken aback by his impulsiveness.
After he reacted immediately, he stared at the panda and said, "Damn it, if you dare to pee on my head, I will castrate you!"
The panda looked at the king curiously.
Laziness and confusion are its racial instincts.It is its talent to listen to the thoughts of all creatures.
Just now, in the middle of a fight.
The grandson had been tricked unconsciously, but he didn't expect to react so quickly.
Panda pulled up his trousers.
It's just that a hair got stuck, and the painful panda grinned, and then took it off and put it back on again.
And right now.
A green light fell from the sky.
Feeling it in his heart, the panda raised his hand to hold the emerald jade bamboo pole.
It felt the fear of the bamboo pole, and also saw the traces of the bamboo pole being burned.
Then, it shrank the bamboo pole and put it in the ear.
A moment later, a blue light descended from the sky.
Yang Qing Yujian volleyed in the air, looking at the panda who had returned to normal size, and the king who was nailed into the soil with only his head exposed.
Seeing Yang Qing coming back, the king immediately yelled: "Yang Qing, what the hell, this panda is going to piss on me!"
Seeing that the king was just pressed in the soil, his life was not in danger.
Yang Qing was even more sure that the panda and the king were related.
So, this time, he didn't do anything immediately.
Instead, he asked the panda: "Do you know my friend?"
The panda squinted at Yang Qing, determined to kill him with a punch.But thinking of this guy's terrifying Chaos Flame, after thinking about it, he decided to forget it.
"I am his ancestor!"
The panda took out a piece of bamboo exuding metallic luster from the back of his trousers, took a bite of it, and said while eating.
When the king heard this, he was furious: "I am your father!"
Yang Qing: "..."
The panda turned its head, looked at the king who was pressed into the soil under his feet, and said with a sneer, "Boy, don't you believe it!"
Afterwards, the panda thought for a while and flicked his wrist.
Inside the furry bear paw, a golden rune was shining with charming light.
"Do you know this rune?"
Looking at the stunned king, the panda asked with a triumphant smile.
The king was stunned.
Of course he does.
Not only him, but all Wu clans know this supreme symbol.
This is the symbol of their witch clan.
It is the only script of their witch clan.
The word is source.
The source of the origin of all things, the source of the origin of the witch race.
The king looked blankly at the panda, which seemed to be eating sugarcane, gnawing bamboo, and felt that everything was so absurd.
Damn, our ancestor turned out to be a panda?
How can it be?
However, thinking about it carefully, the powerful strength of the Wu clan, and the brute force of the panda just now, the king suddenly felt that it was not impossible.
The panda looked at the king with a smug smile on the corner of his mouth.
It is his talent to listen to the soul of all things.
Of course he knew what the king was thinking.
However, Yang Qing on the side saw some clues.
He didn't believe that this panda was the ancestor of the Wu clan.
It's more or less related.
Yang Qing coughed, lowered the flying sword, and landed.
He looked at the panda, then at the king and said, "Senior, what's your name?"
"I?"
The panda took a bite of the bamboo and said flatly, "My name is Di Ting!"
Listen carefully?
Hearing this, Yang Qing almost laughed out loud.
Brother, are you treating us like three-year-olds?
The king laughed loudly.
"Brother, your name is Di Ting, haha, do you think we haven't read Journey to the West?"
However, just as the king laughed, a piece of bamboo was stuffed into his mouth.
The panda looked at Yang Qing, and then his body suddenly began to change.
Its size began to shrink, and the hair was collected into the body, and finally turned into a mythical beast that gathered the images of beasts and gathered the beauty of all things into one.
Tiger head, unicorn, dog ears, dragon body, lion tail, unicorn feet.
Yang Qing and the king were dumbfounded.
After a while, Di Ting returned to his panda appearance, looked at Yang Qing and Da Wang, and said with a look like a country bumpkin who had never seen the world: "How about it, do you believe it?"
Yang Qing and the king nodded together.
The transformation of the panda just now was not a cover-up, which Yang Qing could still tell.The appearance of the divine beast just now is really one of his own forms.
"Then why do you look like a panda now?"
Yang Qing asked curiously.
Di Ting said: "I was originally a panda!"
Yang Qing: "..."
Truth heard that Yang Qing was confused, sat down on the ground, took the bamboo and started to gnaw madly again: "I have more than 3000 forms, which can be fish, dragons, unicorns, or Truth Listening. , my first form was a panda. This is also my favorite form!"
Yang Qing barely understood.
He remembered that the panda just said that he was the ancestor of the king, so he glanced at the king and asked curiously: "Are you and my friend's ancestor friends?"
The panda also knew that he couldn't hide it from this craftsman.
After hearing the words, he sighed softly: "We are very good friends!"
Seeing the king's eyes lit up and looking at him expectantly, the panda held the bamboo, stared blankly for a while, and then slowly said: "However, he's dead!"
"Who is he?"
Yang Qing asked curiously.
In fact, ever since he saw this panda biting the bamboo like a steel pipe, he had vaguely guessed him in his heart.
"Don't you already know that?"
The panda glanced at Yang Qing.
As the talent of listening, it can see what Yang Qing is thinking at a glance.
"That's right, he is King Chiyou!"
The panda let out a long sigh, looking at the dim sky, thinking of his friend who passed away thousands of years ago, even the bamboo in his hand didn't smell good for a while.
tens of thousands of years.
Only myself, spending time in this Netherland.
Day and night.
Full of yellow sand.
So lonely!
The king was stunned.
Holy crap, this panda turned out to be Chi You's ancestor's mount, the legendary iron-eating beast?
Damn it, it really is my ancestor, oh no, it's my ancestor's friend.
Yang Qing was also stunned.
According to the legend, you hugged Chi You's leg and didn't let go to eat it, but Chi You was killed by the emperor's combo.
"What you know is all rumors!"
The panda stared at Yang Qing speechlessly.
Yang Qing smiled embarrassingly.
He always forgot that the panda in front of him was the legendary Di Ting.
"What is the truth?"
Yang Qing asked curiously: "How did Chi You lose the battle?"
The panda sighed, stretched out his hand towards Yang Qing, and moved his fingers.
Yang Qing froze for a moment.
Then it suddenly dawned on him, he took out a cigarette and handed it to the panda. After thinking about it, he gave the whole pack of cigarettes to the panda.
The panda took the cigarette, put it in his mouth, and took two puffs.
"The last time I smoked was decades ago, and the last celestial master in the world gave me it!" Panda said with a sigh of relief, pouting.
(End of this chapter)
Fuck, how could I have such an idea?
The king was taken aback by his impulsiveness.
After he reacted immediately, he stared at the panda and said, "Damn it, if you dare to pee on my head, I will castrate you!"
The panda looked at the king curiously.
Laziness and confusion are its racial instincts.It is its talent to listen to the thoughts of all creatures.
Just now, in the middle of a fight.
The grandson had been tricked unconsciously, but he didn't expect to react so quickly.
Panda pulled up his trousers.
It's just that a hair got stuck, and the painful panda grinned, and then took it off and put it back on again.
And right now.
A green light fell from the sky.
Feeling it in his heart, the panda raised his hand to hold the emerald jade bamboo pole.
It felt the fear of the bamboo pole, and also saw the traces of the bamboo pole being burned.
Then, it shrank the bamboo pole and put it in the ear.
A moment later, a blue light descended from the sky.
Yang Qing Yujian volleyed in the air, looking at the panda who had returned to normal size, and the king who was nailed into the soil with only his head exposed.
Seeing Yang Qing coming back, the king immediately yelled: "Yang Qing, what the hell, this panda is going to piss on me!"
Seeing that the king was just pressed in the soil, his life was not in danger.
Yang Qing was even more sure that the panda and the king were related.
So, this time, he didn't do anything immediately.
Instead, he asked the panda: "Do you know my friend?"
The panda squinted at Yang Qing, determined to kill him with a punch.But thinking of this guy's terrifying Chaos Flame, after thinking about it, he decided to forget it.
"I am his ancestor!"
The panda took out a piece of bamboo exuding metallic luster from the back of his trousers, took a bite of it, and said while eating.
When the king heard this, he was furious: "I am your father!"
Yang Qing: "..."
The panda turned its head, looked at the king who was pressed into the soil under his feet, and said with a sneer, "Boy, don't you believe it!"
Afterwards, the panda thought for a while and flicked his wrist.
Inside the furry bear paw, a golden rune was shining with charming light.
"Do you know this rune?"
Looking at the stunned king, the panda asked with a triumphant smile.
The king was stunned.
Of course he does.
Not only him, but all Wu clans know this supreme symbol.
This is the symbol of their witch clan.
It is the only script of their witch clan.
The word is source.
The source of the origin of all things, the source of the origin of the witch race.
The king looked blankly at the panda, which seemed to be eating sugarcane, gnawing bamboo, and felt that everything was so absurd.
Damn, our ancestor turned out to be a panda?
How can it be?
However, thinking about it carefully, the powerful strength of the Wu clan, and the brute force of the panda just now, the king suddenly felt that it was not impossible.
The panda looked at the king with a smug smile on the corner of his mouth.
It is his talent to listen to the soul of all things.
Of course he knew what the king was thinking.
However, Yang Qing on the side saw some clues.
He didn't believe that this panda was the ancestor of the Wu clan.
It's more or less related.
Yang Qing coughed, lowered the flying sword, and landed.
He looked at the panda, then at the king and said, "Senior, what's your name?"
"I?"
The panda took a bite of the bamboo and said flatly, "My name is Di Ting!"
Listen carefully?
Hearing this, Yang Qing almost laughed out loud.
Brother, are you treating us like three-year-olds?
The king laughed loudly.
"Brother, your name is Di Ting, haha, do you think we haven't read Journey to the West?"
However, just as the king laughed, a piece of bamboo was stuffed into his mouth.
The panda looked at Yang Qing, and then his body suddenly began to change.
Its size began to shrink, and the hair was collected into the body, and finally turned into a mythical beast that gathered the images of beasts and gathered the beauty of all things into one.
Tiger head, unicorn, dog ears, dragon body, lion tail, unicorn feet.
Yang Qing and the king were dumbfounded.
After a while, Di Ting returned to his panda appearance, looked at Yang Qing and Da Wang, and said with a look like a country bumpkin who had never seen the world: "How about it, do you believe it?"
Yang Qing and the king nodded together.
The transformation of the panda just now was not a cover-up, which Yang Qing could still tell.The appearance of the divine beast just now is really one of his own forms.
"Then why do you look like a panda now?"
Yang Qing asked curiously.
Di Ting said: "I was originally a panda!"
Yang Qing: "..."
Truth heard that Yang Qing was confused, sat down on the ground, took the bamboo and started to gnaw madly again: "I have more than 3000 forms, which can be fish, dragons, unicorns, or Truth Listening. , my first form was a panda. This is also my favorite form!"
Yang Qing barely understood.
He remembered that the panda just said that he was the ancestor of the king, so he glanced at the king and asked curiously: "Are you and my friend's ancestor friends?"
The panda also knew that he couldn't hide it from this craftsman.
After hearing the words, he sighed softly: "We are very good friends!"
Seeing the king's eyes lit up and looking at him expectantly, the panda held the bamboo, stared blankly for a while, and then slowly said: "However, he's dead!"
"Who is he?"
Yang Qing asked curiously.
In fact, ever since he saw this panda biting the bamboo like a steel pipe, he had vaguely guessed him in his heart.
"Don't you already know that?"
The panda glanced at Yang Qing.
As the talent of listening, it can see what Yang Qing is thinking at a glance.
"That's right, he is King Chiyou!"
The panda let out a long sigh, looking at the dim sky, thinking of his friend who passed away thousands of years ago, even the bamboo in his hand didn't smell good for a while.
tens of thousands of years.
Only myself, spending time in this Netherland.
Day and night.
Full of yellow sand.
So lonely!
The king was stunned.
Holy crap, this panda turned out to be Chi You's ancestor's mount, the legendary iron-eating beast?
Damn it, it really is my ancestor, oh no, it's my ancestor's friend.
Yang Qing was also stunned.
According to the legend, you hugged Chi You's leg and didn't let go to eat it, but Chi You was killed by the emperor's combo.
"What you know is all rumors!"
The panda stared at Yang Qing speechlessly.
Yang Qing smiled embarrassingly.
He always forgot that the panda in front of him was the legendary Di Ting.
"What is the truth?"
Yang Qing asked curiously: "How did Chi You lose the battle?"
The panda sighed, stretched out his hand towards Yang Qing, and moved his fingers.
Yang Qing froze for a moment.
Then it suddenly dawned on him, he took out a cigarette and handed it to the panda. After thinking about it, he gave the whole pack of cigarettes to the panda.
The panda took the cigarette, put it in his mouth, and took two puffs.
"The last time I smoked was decades ago, and the last celestial master in the world gave me it!" Panda said with a sigh of relief, pouting.
(End of this chapter)
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