Love Apartment: Returning to Zhuge Dali at the beginning

Chapter 1927 The Big Brother Show Operated

The little girl Sissy always had a smile on her face when she spoke.

But the more he laughed like that, the more panicked Zhao Haitang became...

Now he is really afraid that he has got some kind of magic spell, the melon seeds in his head are exploding again and again, and he can't function anymore!
Who the hell knows what happened?
Feeling like a splitting headache right now.

"You...you are amazing..."

"Cissy, in fact... In fact, uncle is very powerful in matters as big as you, but uncle has never said anything..."

"Cough... Let me tell you this, uncle is low-key, low-key, understand?

"Uncle's various abilities are also very strong..."

"By the way, Huahua, you...you didn't fall in love at school, did you?"

Zhao Haitang looked at the nine-year-old girl Cici, and was really not sure at the moment.

If it were an ordinary little girl, there is a high probability that such a thing would not happen, but the one in front of her is too strong to judge with ordinary thinking.

"Dating? At school?"

"The school is full of children, how can we fall in love? I can't talk to them at all... There is no common topic!"

"In reality, my circle of contact is limited, and I really don't have a boyfriend."

The little girl Sissy shrugged and said very frankly.

"Huh... it's fine if you don't have it, it's fine if you don't have it, children, learning is the most important thing!"

Zhao Haitang nodded, silently heaving a sigh of relief, but in an instant he suddenly felt that something was not quite right...

"What does it mean to have a limited circle of contacts in reality, so you don't have a boyfriend..."

"Sissy, you... what do you mean by that?"

Zhao Haitang groaned, his eyes suddenly widened...

"You don't understand this?"

"That means I have a boyfriend on the Internet!"

"I only have seventeen or eight online boyfriends on Weixin and Koukou..."

"Put them in the fish pond on weekdays to raise them. If you are bored, you can fish them up and have a look, talk or something."

When the little girl spoke, her face was full of indifference and freehand brushwork.

Zhao Haitang was stunned for a moment...

The little girl is so fucking precocious now!
This is too scary!

Is he really out of touch with this era?
This wave after wave, what kind of trouble do you want to make?
He really couldn't hold on...

The corners of Zhao Haitang's mouth twitched, his forehead was covered with cold sweat, and he was flustered.

"Sissy, then...well, let's discuss it. You can tell uncle what you want to eat and drink. Uncle will try his best to satisfy you, but...but you have to promise me one request, don't imitate adults Talk, uncle, this little heart really can't take it!"

"If you can agree to my conditions, uncle will agree to whatever you ask for!"

"Just stay here obediently, and uncle will buy you delicious food later..."

Zhao Haitang is quite autistic now, so he just wants to let this time pass quickly!
"But I haven't finished my homework yet!"

"My bar is just for homework!"

"I want my cousin to help me with my homework!"

The little girl Sissy blinked and said.

"last night?"

"Are you in the fourth grade this year?"

"Primary school students' questions, I will help you with tutoring!"

"Do you know which university Uncle graduated from?"

Zhao Haitang's eyes lit up, and he said arrogantly.

"do not know……"

"But my mother said that if I can't get into Imperial University and Huaqing University, my legs will be broken!"

"Uncle, did you graduate from these two schools?"

The little girl Sissy asked with a smile on her face.

(End of this chapter)