I want to be the king of entertainment

Chapter 65 This is just the beginning

Chapter 65 This is just the beginning

At the moment, the Internet is dominated by Wang Yu's snarky jokes.

Many people followed Wang Yu and yelled at Wu Bobo and the others, which was quite lively.

At this moment, Wu Bobo's forehead was bulging with veins. This bastard went too far, calling him rubbish, and insulting him directly.

Immediately angrily replied,
"The shameless junior treats the elders with no respect, no tolerance, no big or small, and corrupt qualities. It is really a shame for thousands of years in the literary world of Longguo."

"That's right, I don't respect my predecessors at all, and my morals are corrupt."

"Full of foul language, lack of humility, arrogance, low quality."

"Young people nowadays really don't have the heart to respect their teachers, it's sad and sad."

"Gentle scum, gentle scum."

Liu and the others followed suit.

They don't know jokes, and they can't swear at their mothers. It's just these few sentences back and forth, which have no meaning at all.

Wang Yu sneered at this,
"It's just a few of you rubbish, and you still represent the literary world and traditional culture?

Please, don't be joking, if the literary world can take a serious look at you, it means that smoke is rising from your ancestral grave. "

"As for patience and humility, I'm sorry, not everyone in this world is your parents, and not everyone will spoil you."

After cursing up to this point, Wang Yu seemed to be addicted to cursing. Immediately afterwards, another paragraph of text was added,
"I think everyone should calm down and stop scolding, because in my opinion, it is meaningless to scold the trash. If you win, you are more trash than trash. If you lose, you are not as good as trash. If you tie, what is the difference between you and trash.

Therefore, everyone must remember a truth, never reason with fools, because you will be hit by lowering your intelligence, they will pull your IQ to the same level as theirs, and then beat you with rich experience.

In addition, swearing is wrong, I am not swearing, I just teach you how to communicate with garbage, so everyone must treat this matter rationally.

However, I believe that the few teachers whose average education level has reached the prenatal education graduation must not think too much, because their IQ is not enough to help them understand what happened.

In the matter of using ideas and wisdom, several teachers are undoubtedly successful. They have successfully pulled everyone's average IQ level of more than 100 directly to negative growth. In terms of negative teaching materials, they will always be the most successful cases.

In the end, I can sum it up in one sentence, I have grown up so much, I have never seen a person with such thick skin care, and I have never seen such a brazen person.

A group of thick but not tall, garbage with waists and butts.

I can't feel any sense of superiority in IQ even if I scold you.

He~tui are all scum. "

These words are all classic jokes on the Internet of Another World.

There are many, many, and he just took one of them.

Of course, there are also many internet jokes in this world, many of which are similar to the other world.

However, many of what he said are new jokes that do not exist in this world.

Even if there are similarities, they are processed and integrated by him to form a set of joke combinations.

"I'll be good, Brother Bird, no, Master Bird, please accept my knee."

"My mother asked me why I was kneeling and looking at my phone, and I said, I saw God."

"However, I have no culture, and I will go all over the world with one word."

"Brother Bird is mighty and domineering."

"Graduating from prenatal education with an average education level is amazing. People with culture speak differently, and they can swear in new ways."

"That's called professionalism."

"Why are the teachers silent? It can't be that IQ is not enough to help them understand what happened?"

"Haha, I'm shitting, I laughed so hard I broke it several times."

"My friends asked me if I had asthma, and then I showed them Brother Bird's jokes, and now several people have asthma."

"Use ideas and wisdom, this sentence is really annoying."

"Boy, use pip wisdom."

"Haha, use pip wisdom."

"The skin care is so thick, but it's okay."

"Damn it, there's thick but not tall, and the butt is the waist. This sentence made me laugh out loud, it's so funny."

"I have never seen such a brazen person, this sentence is too domineering, haha."

"He~tui, this is a voice attack, haha..."

"He~tui, it's all scum."

……

"Haha, boss, I can't help it, you are too powerful."

Jiang Yue's stomach hurts from laughing.

For the boss, she is really convinced. It's okay to scold a few shameless people.

"Oh, my God, what's going on in this guy's mind, I'm laughing to death."

Xu Yi also leaned back with a smile.

"Brother, you are such a bully."

Wei Dahai couldn't find any other words to describe it, so he could only say one sentence.

"Haha...too funny."

Ellie laughed with tears in her eyes.

Lan Qi also shook her head. She was also convinced by Wang Yu. This guy is really amazing. I really don't know how he came up with these jokes.

There are still some people who feel very lucky, that is Lin Dongfang, Chen Tao, Qian Jiang, Su Guiping and others who have offended Wang Yu.

They were suddenly very glad that Wang Yu had only written two poems to refute them, instead of scolding them directly.

If these jokes are used on them, then they will have no face to go out to meet people in the future.

This guy is too bad.

Who would dare to provoke him in the future?

……

It's not uncommon for celebrities to scold the street, but they all hold their own identities, take their image into account, and criticize a few words without pain or itching.

It is definitely the first time in the entertainment industry that Wang Yu is so reckless, swearing, opening and closing his mouth is rubbish.

A lot of people are dumbfounded.

The Internet went completely crazy, and Wang Yu's new joke can be said to have taken over the entire Internet.

"Star Wang Yu Swears Out Online"

"Wang Yu won the title of Internet Recognized God"

"Is It Appropriate for Celebrities to Swear at People?" "

"Artist Quality Issues and Image Discussion"

"A Scolding Tragedy Caused by a Simple Touch of Porcelain"

"Bird Brother Network Jokes Collection"

For a while, hot searches on Weibo and hot news were all about news and jokes about Wang Yu cursing people.

Dominating the list.

A group of people in Wubobo were scolded bloody.

At this moment, everyone's face was ugly, and they didn't dare to talk nonsense, for fear that Wang Yu would sit here and fight with them all day.

They figured it out, Wang Yu didn't follow the rules at all, he had no Wende, and he was even more shameless than them.

In the past, when people talked about it, others would accuse and warn at most.

This guy, regardless of everything, directly scolded.

The point is, it can also be made into jokes, so it's hard for everyone not to know.

What kind of brain is this guy, he is so talented in cursing people?
Most importantly, is this the quality a public figure should have?
Is this really appropriate?

Who knows what new tricks he will come up with if he continues to swear.

Originally, they just wanted to gain some popularity, but now, Wang Yu cursed and directly dominated the hot search list, making them completely reduced to clowns and supporting roles.

This is different from what I imagined at first.

In addition, this matter is now popular on the Internet, and it is out of control. It is a bit too much, which makes them feel bad.

……

"Haha, the shameless people have been scolded and have nothing to say. I am convinced by Brother Bird's fighting power."

"Normally, as far as their ideas are smart, Brother Bird scolding them is completely a dimensionality reduction strike."

"Brother Bird really subverted my imagination this time, it's so funny."

"It's not bad, this is just to fully display the prestige of Renniao."

"This scolding battle made Brother Bird directly become a god and become a figure at the level of the patriarch of the human world. I don't know who will dare to provoke Brother Bird in the future?"

"I hope there is, so that I can appreciate Brother Bird's heroic demeanor, otherwise, Brother Bird will be lonely in an invincible world."

"Haha, that makes sense."

"Those rubbish have stopped talking, it seems that the scolding battle has come to an end."

"It's a pity, I haven't watched it enough yet."

……

"Boss, it's over, the group of them dare not say anything."

Jiang Yue said with a smile.

Today, he has seen how powerful the boss is. Sitting there with a smile on his face, he bows down to a group of people. It's too powerful.

"Who says it's over, it's just the beginning."

Wang Yu smiled faintly.

Jiang Yue was taken aback,
"Boss, do you still want to scold me?"

"Don't scold people, it doesn't mean the matter is over. They are over. For me, it's just the beginning. I said that my popularity is not so easy to rub. Since I messed up, I have to pay the price, lest someone Say I'm a bully."

Wang Yu said with a smile.

Wang Yu's smile immediately shocked Jiang Yue. She felt that she had underestimated the boss from the beginning.

I thought the boss was just scolding them and venting his anger.

Now, that's not the case.

The boss has bigger plans, he is going to kill those people.

Afterwards, curiosity filled Jiang Yue's mind. She was very curious about how the boss would deal with those people.

In her opinion, that group of people is really disgusting, but they are only a matter of moral quality, and they are not too exaggerated, nor have they violated the bottom line of the law.

For such people, even if they sue them, it is only a moral education, and it will not provide much deterrence.

So, this is why many people don't bother to pay attention to them.

She was curious, what would the boss do?
Under Jiang Yue's curious eyes, Wang Yu deleted all the Weibo that cursed people before.

Then re-edited a paragraph of text and sent it out.

"The Internet is not an illegal place. As a public artist, I should not be impulsive, disregarding my image, and say some uncivilized words, which has caused bad public opinion. I am doing a deep self-criticism here. I am sorry for everyone's trust. I wrong."

……

(End of this chapter)

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