Siheyuan: I became Xu Damao

Chapter 45 seems more painful

"You are too polite, you are so polite!!!"

After swallowing a mouthful of saliva, the third master said in front of He Yuzhu.

Regarding the current matter, I also feel depressed in my heart. After all, I was eating at home before. If I eat less, I will definitely eat more good things at Shazhu's side.

"You are so willing!!!"

I have never made so many things before, but now I have made so many things.

Regarding the situation he was facing now, the third master showed a faint smile in front of He Yuzhu, and then praised He Yuzhu.

"This is what I should do!!!"

He Yuzhu is also very satisfied with the compliment.

At the dinner table, He Yuzhu, who had already been laughing at the corners of his mouth as the strategy was becoming more and more successful, said it directly to the third master.

"Third Lord, I was a little ignorant before. I made a lot of mistakes in the yard. If you didn't teach me carefully, I would probably go astray!!!"

"All my things, I've already thought that I'm very sensitive, today is the dish I cook for you, come on, you have to taste the taste first!!!"

"Dining at my side today. Don't be polite to me!!!"

He Yuzhu was in the process of speaking.

Because I know that acting requires a full set.

So He Yuzhu didn't hesitate too much. When the third master was about to move his chopsticks, he directly raised his wine glass.

The speed can be said to be very fast, and the wine glass is completely drunk in one fell swoop.

"Good good!!!"

The third master is obviously very happy about what he is facing now.

He just picked up the wine glass and drank with He Yuzhu in the middle of the room.

Finished drinking.

Because the dishes on the dining table are all at the level of hard dishes.

In addition, the side is in the courtyard, so there is no such good opportunity at all.

The third master tasted it directly.

Not for long though.

The third master suddenly felt his stomach.

It became very uncomfortable all of a sudden.

While becoming very uncomfortable, because I didn't know that He Yuzhu was playing tricks at all, I was directly in the dining room, and said to He Yuzhu specifically: "It seems that I should be feeling a little unwell recently, I will go out to make it easier!!! "

in the process of speaking.

It is directly ready to go outside.

He Yuzhu is concerned about the current situation, especially the third master eats a lot now.

So now there is such a problem.

Although the matter was all his fault, it was impossible for He Yuzhu to admit it foolishly.

For the things encountered.

In the room, he directly cared and asked: "Third Master, your body is usually very good, but you just came to me today, and there was a big problem all of a sudden, it shouldn't be serious now, right?"

"It shouldn't be serious!!!"

The third master replied casually, and then left in a hurry.

While the other party hurried to the toilet, he didn't see Xu Damao for most of the day.

Thinking of notifying for a long time, for such a situation.

In the dining room, because there was only one person, He Yuzhu muttered to himself in the corner of his mouth: "What happened to Xu Damao? On my side, the third master has been fooled now, why hasn't Xu Damao come yet?"

After thinking about it for a long time, my head hurts slightly, but I still haven't figured it out.

In the dining room, He Yuzhu didn't think too much about the current affairs.

Although I didn't think too much, I just didn't want to sit still.

Without the slightest delay, He Yuzhu quickly had a good idea in his mind.

That is to come to Xu Damao's side again and call Xu Damao to his side.

He Yuzhu also did what he said, and went directly to Xu Damao's home next time.

Just after locking the door of the current room, He Yuzhu saw the children of Qin Huairu's family.

Especially Qin Huairu's son Banggen, who smelled all kinds of fragrances, spoke directly to He Yuzhu in front of He Yuzhu.

"Uncle silly, we want to eat meat, you hurry up and give us some meat!!!"

in the process of speaking.

Stick didn't delay at all, and took the bowl a little forward.

What I want to express now is also very clear.

no way.

The meat was never eaten last time.

That's why He Yuzhu has meat on his side, so he can't wait.

Thinking of all the things grandma said, she was simply unwilling to give up these things. After expressing her meaning, she was always a little indifferent, and the whole person continued to talk to He Yuzhu.

"Silly Zhu, don't be too stingy, after all, our family treats you very well!!!"

"My mother often helps you wash clothes and clean up. Tell me, will other people help with these things???"

I really want to eat meat, and Shazhu is also here, so I just snatch the key away.

If it was meat cooked in normal times, He Yuzhu might dare to give these things to Qin Huairu's family.

But now these things, especially the meat now, have other things in them.

If there will be a big problem after eating, He Yuzhu quickly snatched the key.

While grabbing the key, those eyes were fixed on Qin Huairu's son.

Then he said to Qin Huairu's son.

"I've already said, things are not convenient for me now!!!"

"Because this food is for Xu Damao, come and eat it next time!!!"

While talking, because there was a piece of candy in the bag, he just handed the candy to the stick.

"This is so petty!!!"

In front of He Yuzhu, he wanted to grab the things now, but he didn't succeed at all.

For such a situation, I feel very uncomfortable, and the resentment towards He Yuzhu in my heart is even deeper.

He glared at Silly Zhu fiercely, there was nothing he could do about that bastard He Yuzhu, and he was very unwilling, so he returned to the room again.

But for getting a candy this time, I feel pretty good, because it basically clearly shows that this can be regarded as a gain.

In front of grandma.

Because Shazhu has changed a lot now.

The stick who didn't understand the specific reason at all, in his own room, asked grandma again.

"Grandma, Silly Zhu just doesn't want us to eat something today, what's going on???"

……

……

Qin Huairu's family is now discussing themselves, but He Yuzhu can be said to be unaware.

Because it wasn't very far to Xu Damao's home, so it didn't take long.

He Yuzhu came directly to the door, and He Yuzhu then gently pushed the door open.

In the process of pushing open the door, He Yuzhu's eyes immediately saw Xu Damao still enjoying the massage.

For Qin Jingru's excellent service, He Yuzhu was even more envious and jealous.

Because I have never been served by a woman in this yard.

"Director Xu, I've already prepared the dishes, and I've been waiting for a long time, why don't you come to eat???"

Feeling very anxious in my heart, after I came to Xu Damao's side.He Yuzhu asked Xu Damao directly.

“This is mainly because the massage is so comfortable!!!”

Xu Damao didn't hesitate too much about He Yuzhu's current inquiry, Xu Damao answered directly.

of course.

Xu Damao clearly knew what He Yuzhu was thinking.

In the process of speaking, because he knew that He Yuzhu was not married yet, he felt that it was a very good way to moles the other party, so Xu Damao deliberately said in front of He Yuzhu: "Silly Zhu, I suddenly feel that there is a woman Wait, this is different!!!”

"The king does not go to court. I used to think that this kind of thing was a lie, but now that I enjoy all kinds of services, I think this kind of thing is really normal!!!"

"Hmm!!!" Xu Damao's current behavior, although he knew that the other party was deliberately targeting him, but because he couldn't refute it at all, He Yuzhu could only sigh helplessly in front of the current Xu Damao.

While sighing softly, He Yuzhu continued: "Brother, I haven't had a woman yet, and I want to enjoy it now!!!"

"Since you know women so well, I think the two of us should stop delaying now!!!"

"Hurry up and come to my side, we will talk and talk when the time comes!!!"

"Maybe I'll be by your side then, and I'll learn a lot!!!"

in the process of speaking.

He Yuzhu came directly in front of Xu Damao, very much hoping that the other party would come to him immediately.

"I know, I'm leaving now!!!"

Xu Damao can tell exactly what that bastard He Yuzhu is doing.

Xu Damao is concerned about such things.Xu Damao acted as if he didn't know anything.

Pretending not to know anything, at the same time, quickly put on the shoes of the shoes.

In the middle of the room, he patted the dust that didn't exist on his body.

As for Qin Jingru, Xu Damao was in the room, and Xu Damao said directly to this extremely beautiful girl: "Jingru, then you should rest at home and continue to massage me when you come back, don't forget it then! !!"

"I see!!!"

Qin Jingru gently responded to Xu Damao's words.

Because the sound is very nice.

In this room now.

When the sound comes out.

That's like a lark.

For such a situation, there is Qin Jingru serving Xu Damao.

He Yuzhu can be said to be envious.

After all, I don't want to live like this.

In the yard now.

Never enjoyed it.

After walking out of the room with He Yuzhu, he was full of envy for He Yuzhu's expression. In front of He Yuzhu, Xu Damao, who can be said to be very good at controlling people's hearts, directly said to He Yuzhu: "Don't be envious, take a woman's heart Get caught, I think this is one of the most basic things!!!”

"As long as you can grasp a woman's heart, this woman is completely under your control!!!"

"I have made it clear before that you and Qin Huairu are very suitable!!!"

"Your messy daydreams now, you can just give up your daydreams now!!!"

"Think about it carefully, between you and Qin Huairu, if the two of you can be together!!!"

"I think this is simply a gift from God, because they are very suitable for each other!!!"

The former Qin Huairu may have been the goddess in his mind.

But thinking of Qin Huairu, she is now a widow.

He Yuzhu, who felt that he should be able to change, said to Xu Damao directly in front of Xu Damao about Xu Damao's constant matchmaking between himself and Qin Huairu.

"Director Xu, this is a personal matter about myself, I think I can just think about it for myself!!!"

"After all, if there are rumors about the matter, it will have a very bad influence on me!!!"

"I want to try other people specifically, if it is not suitable, I will directly change it at that time!!!"

He Yuzhu never made up his mind to Qin Huairu.

For such a situation.

Xu Damao was in front of the other party, and Xu Damao said directly to He Yuzhu.

"I didn't think there was any problem with your thinking before, but now after I get along with you!!!"

"I figured it out. If you think about it now, there is something wrong!!!"

"Although Qin Huairu's identity is a widow, I think it's very difficult for Qin Huairu, especially in our yard!!!"

"Because the average woman, after her husband dies, she will definitely get married soon!!!"

"But this woman, Qin Huairu, in our yard, doesn't do this at all now!!!"

"Now it's supporting the whole family!!!"

"If you can marry a woman like this, then I think you've made a lot of money!!!"

"This!!!"

For a moment, He Yuzhu didn't know how to respond to all kinds of words like this.

While not knowing how to answer, he also went directly to the outside of the dining room.

He Yuzhu quickly opened the door, and invited Xu Damao to come in.

After inviting the other party to come in, He Yuzhu, who barely figured out a plan, continued to speak to Xu Damao.

"What you said is good, but I think the child is not mine after all!!!"

when speaking.

What's happening right now.

It was literally one after the other.

He Yuzhu didn't know what to do in order to handle the matter well, so he poured himself a glass of wine on the dining table, and drank it hard.

After drinking a glass of wine hard, because all the fried dishes now contain laxatives.

For Xu Damao, He Yuzhu directly said: "Director Xu, let's not discuss some miscellaneous things now, I have deeply realized my mistakes, and I am willing to apologize deeply now, today is my special meal, you come Try it!!!"

When He Yuzhu was talking, he pointed directly at the hard dishes on the dining table.

What the hell is going on in He Yuzhu's mind, the clever Xu Damao.

Basically know clearly.

I think it's very interesting to have fun with He Yuzhu. , Xu Damao directly picked up the chopsticks from the dining table.

As for Xu Damao picking up the chopsticks from the dining table, He Yuzhu could be said to be extremely happy.

Because once Xu Damao ate these laxatives, he would have to go to the toilet at that time.

It will be very easy to deal with Xu Damao when the time comes.

But what happened next, He Yuzhu almost collapsed.

Because he spun around on several dishes, Xu Damao didn't pick any dishes at all.

Instead, he poured himself a glass of wine and drank it down.

This also made it impossible for He Yuzhu to have a drink with Xu Damao.

After having a drink with Xu Damao, at the dining table, He Yuzhu said directly to Xu Damao, "Director Xu, I have already cooked the dishes. You just drink some wine and don't go to Eat a little bit of a la carte, your stomach will not be full at all, you should eat a little bit of a la carte now, and then drink a little wine!!!”

"This way, what do you think???"

The other party is always looking forward to his bad luck.

Xu Damao is very concerned about this kind of situation.Xu Damao said directly: "The main reason is that I'm not very hungry now, I just want to drink some wine, feel life, and remember by the way!!!"

While speaking, because he wanted to play with He Yuzhu.

Xu Damao was in front of the other party, and Xu Damao said directly to He Yuzhu.

"Although I'm not very hungry, but you have been busy all day today, you must be hungry now!!!"

"You have made so many delicious dishes, so you should try it!!!"

During Xu Damao's speech.

Xu Damao made a gesture of invitation to He Yuzhu.

"You are a guest, you should eat first!!!"

Because all these things now have laxatives.

He Yuzhu, who didn't dare to taste it at all, made a gesture of invitation to Xu Damao now.

He Yuzhu didn't hesitate too much, and directly put the scrambled eggs into Xu Damao's bowl with chopsticks.

Only then did He Yuzhu continue to say: "I have been studying this egg for a long time, and I specialize in making eggs full of color, fragrance, and taste. Once you eat it, you will now know where my craftsmanship has progressed. After all, I am here to entertain you. But it’s very sincere!!!”

Xu Damao admired He Yuzhu's acting skills in front of him.

Because if you don't observe carefully, you want to pick out the faults from the other party.

This is simply impossible.

But regarding the current situation, especially He Yuzhu is still aggressive in front of her.

Xu Damao felt very helpless.

Although he clearly knew that the other party was plotting against him, in order to make the other party think he didn't know, he picked up the chopsticks and touched the egg.

When you're done, pretend to put it in your own mouth.

It's just that when doing these things, because his own system has a different dimension, Xu Damao just quietly put these things into the opponent's stomach.

Xu Damao then pretended to be in front of He Yuzhu, and said with some enjoyment: "Silly Zhu, the egg you scrambled today is indeed very delicious. This also makes me want to eat more and more. You should also eat it quickly." !!!!"

"Okay, let me try it!!!"

He Yuzhu was very happy when Xu Damao ate the egg.

Without much hesitation at all, he picked up the peanuts not far away! ! !
Because in the current venue, the rest of the things are laxatives, only this thing is not.

"Although I'm a guest, but you don't eat anything, you only eat a little bit of peanuts, you eat too little!!!" Xu Damao also quietly observed all this now.Then he said to He Yuzhu with a smile.

"It's okay, because I usually work in the kitchen, so I don't really want to eat these things!!!"

Because he wanted Xu Damao to be very unlucky, He Yuzhu continued to say to Xu Damao: "I have put a lot of thought into cooking these dishes today, you should eat more now!!!"

"Okay!!!" Xu Damao nodded, and then agreed in front of He Yuzhu.

After agreeing in front of He Yuzhu, he immediately picked up other dishes again.

It's just that every time it would be put into the mouth, it would go directly through the system's different-dimensional space, and without He Yuzhu noticing, it would all be put into the other's stomach.

For Xu Damao's ostentatious eating, He Yuzhu was in a happy mood.

It's just that after several minutes passed, there is nothing wrong with Xu Damao now.

This also made He Yuzhu completely incomparably suspicious about the current matter.

When I was feeling very confused, I didn't know what was going on, and suddenly I felt that my stomach was uncomfortable.

Especially the more Xu Damao eats now, the more he can't control his body.

He Yuzhu felt very puzzled, because he hadn't eaten these things in his mouth at all.

According to the normal situation, there should be no problems with the current self.

But the current self is not only in a very serious situation, but also Xu Damao has nothing to do at all.

But after thinking about it, He Yuzhu quickly understood.

That is, when I was picking up food for the other party, the chopsticks touched other dishes.

"What's wrong with you, why are you very uncomfortable???"

When He Yuzhu's situation was extremely unlucky, Xu Damao looked at He Yuzhu with a smile. Now in front of He Yuzhu, Xu Damao directly asked He Yuzhu.

"I probably have a cold, I'm going to the bathroom first!!!"

Although the current thing is a laxative that he put on himself, it is impossible for He Yuzhu to admit it foolishly. Regarding Xu Damao's question, he hurriedly made up a lie.

After making up a lie at random, he left in a hurry.

He came to the hut in a hurry, and He Yuzhu's eyes could be said to be very keen.

In the current location, I suddenly saw someone very familiar.

And the person who is very familiar with him now is also the third master of the yard.

When the third master's eyes saw He Yuzhu, he was out of breath.

Because I haven't eaten much food at all, now I just keep running to the kitchen.

Regarding He Yuzhu, the third master directly questioned He Yuzhu.

"I ate this dish today, and I feel a little unwell!!!"

"I thought it was my stomach, but now I'm not feeling well!!!"

"Silly Zhu. You bastard, hurry up and tell me honestly, did you put something on today???"

"If you don't put anything, how can it make people feel overwhelmed???"

"Silly Zhu, what do you mean by this now???"

Regarding the things He Yuzhu was facing, although they were all done by himself.

But since he would never admit things foolishly, He Yuzhu hurriedly said it directly.

"Third Lord, there is a saying that is very good, food can be eaten indiscriminately, but words must not be spoken indiscriminately!!!"

"You behave like this. You are clearly wronging me on purpose!!!"

"I admit that I did break the wheel of the bicycle, but I also promise to pay for it now!!!"

"So it is impossible for me to mess around, you are simply thinking too much!!!"

"Because I can only respect you as a person, and I can't do other things!!!"

The third master is concerned about such things.

The third master was also very confused.

Because He Yuzhu in front of him now seemed to be in much more pain than himself.

(End of this chapter)