League: I really didn't hang up
Chapter 60 Fuck, broken hand
Chapter 60 Fuck, broken hand
As the Chinese New Year is approaching, convenience stores are no longer open 24 hours a day.
Today, my younger sister Xu Tong, who is in college, came back from vacation, so Xu Jiao closed the shop early to pick her up.
in the living room.
Xu Jiao lay lazily on her side on the sofa, glanced at Xu Tong who was blinking at her, and said softly, "If you talk nonsense, you will be deducted five hundred pocket money."
"???"
Xu Tong's eyes widened in disbelief, like a little rabbit who has been pinned down to his fate, he hurried over and said coquettishly, "Hey, sister~ my good sister~"
"I'm also concerned about you, who owns those things upstairs?" Xu Tong pointed in the direction of the attic, "There are also men's clothes, hehe, you can't fool me."
Xu Jiao was too lazy to talk to her and rolled her eyes helplessly.
"Oh, sister, just tell them," Xu Tong sniffled, "Did you have a boyfriend?"
Xu Jiao raised her hands folded behind her head, made a "seduce" gesture towards Xu Tong, and then said softly, "Come here, I'll tell you—"
Xu Tong believed it was true, but Xu Jiao pinched her ears with her hand, and said with a sneer, "Do you still want to ask?"
"Oops~"
Xu Tong let out a coquettish cry, begging for mercy in pain: "Sister, my good sister, please let me go, it hurts so much."
"Humph--"
Xu Jiao snorted coldly, let go of her jade finger, and said calmly, "Don't inquire about these things in the future, you can't know the things on the road."
"cut--"
After being rescued, Xu Tong quickly recovered his alertness and liveliness.
"It's boring, you're almost thirty and don't fall in love," Xu Tong stood up and pouted helplessly, "Why don't you find one quickly, I don't care about getting married or not, the key is me I want to eat—"
"..."
Hearing this, a small flower suddenly bloomed on Xu Jiao's indifferent face.
"Fuck."
"She's really mad."
Xu Tong said to himself in his heart, how could her sister not understand? When Xu Jiao laughed, it was much more terrifying than when she cried.
So without saying a word, she turned around and wanted to run to her room.
"stop."
Xu Tong's figure froze in the air, his face immediately froze.
"Where's my money, come and explain to me."
Xu Tong turned around disheveledly, his expression suddenly darkened.
……
After resting for several hours, Gala woke up early in the morning.
Xiao Hu and Xiao Ming didn't know what to do in Yuan Chengwei's house yesterday, and they didn't come back to sleep until very late.
Gala tiptoed up, washed up, and came to the small courtyard of the villa.
The low temperature weather for several days in a row has caused frozen snow to accumulate in the yard.
Gala glanced around, there was no one in the yard, it was only six o'clock, and everyone hadn't woken up yet.
Their players usually get up around noon, play until one or two o'clock in the evening and go to bed.
In addition, the time for the coaches and other staff will be slightly earlier.
But even if she is the aunt who cooks, she will not finish washing at six o'clock, let alone in the winter.
Gala grabbed a handful of snow and stuffed it into her mouth.
[Ingestion of contaminated food: Health +15; Digestion +20; Qi and blood +20...]
Gala was very energetic, pushed open the iron gate of the villa, and came to the street in the community.
Except for some grandpas and aunts doing morning exercises, there are almost no...
Uh, and a toddler.
"Hey kid, what are you doing?" Gala asked kindly.
The child who was squatting on the ground firing cannons raised his head, glanced at Gala, and replied, "It's a firecracker, I don't even understand it."
"..."
Gala never expected that she would be despised by the children. It seemed that she had to show him her unique skills.
"Come here, I'll show you a big baby." Gala beckoned.
Sure enough, children are much easier to deceive than women, and they just ran over when they heard a word.
Gala spread out his palm, and a little snowman was lying quietly in his palm.
"That's it?"
The kid was obviously disdainful, and thought it was something, but it turned out to be a snowball, what a treasure.
"Aren't you shooting cannons? Let me tell you, stuff your cannonballs into snowballs, then light them and throw them into the sky, so that after the explosion, you can see snow falling—"
Gala suggested.
After hearing this, the kid was obviously moved. Without a word, he took out a second kicker from his pocket and handed it to Gala.
"This is for you." The child waved his hand grandly.
Gala rubbed her chin and thought for a while, showing the iconic expression of a big bad wolf cheating a little white rabbit, and said, "Little friend, is it your grandpa doing morning exercises over there?"
The little boy's face was flushed, he looked back at the morning exercise crowd, raised his head and asked, "Why do you ask this? Let's set off the firecrackers quickly."
It was just a small move, and Gala already had the answer in his mind, so he continued: "Yes, it is to set off the firecrackers quickly, but I don't have a lighter, do you have a lighter, kid?"
Gala has been watching for a long time. The little boy has been firing cannons before, and there is no lighter at all.
"No." The little boy said truthfully.
Gala said persuasively: "That's right, you can't fire it without a lighter."
The little boy immediately showed a troubled look.
"How about I give you an idea?" Gala chuckled, honest and sincere.
"Tell me." The little boy nodded.
Gala glanced at the morning exercise crowd, and immediately said: "Your grandfather should smoke. You can ask him for a cigarette, and come over after lighting it up. I'll use the cigarette to light the firecracker."
The little boy rolled his dark eyes, then stared at Gala and said, "Then why don't I just borrow a lighter?"
"..."
Gala was speechless for a moment, good guy, kids nowadays are all so ghostly.
"It's not safe to light it with a lighter. You see, the wind is so strong now that it's easy to extinguish it." Gala gestured for a cigarette with her hand, "The smoke is different, it won't go out."
The little boy thought to himself, it seems to be the same reason.
So he turned and ran towards the morning exercise crowd.
After a while, he ran back with a lit cigarette.
"Hey hey hey..."
Gala showed a smug smile, he took the cigarette, and took a gulp——
The cigarette was smoked all at once.
little boy:"???"
Gala smiled calmly, then raised the second kick with her left hand, and lit it with the last bit of cigarette.
"Whoosh-"
"Snapped--"
Gala squeezed Erki's foot tightly, causing the thing to explode twice in her hand.
For a while, black smoke rose everywhere.
When the smoke cleared, the little boy stared at Gala's dark face in front of him, his eyes widened in shock.
"Wow, big brother is so amazing——"
However, at this time, Gala couldn't laugh out loud at all.
Because, his hand was broken.
(End of this chapter)
As the Chinese New Year is approaching, convenience stores are no longer open 24 hours a day.
Today, my younger sister Xu Tong, who is in college, came back from vacation, so Xu Jiao closed the shop early to pick her up.
in the living room.
Xu Jiao lay lazily on her side on the sofa, glanced at Xu Tong who was blinking at her, and said softly, "If you talk nonsense, you will be deducted five hundred pocket money."
"???"
Xu Tong's eyes widened in disbelief, like a little rabbit who has been pinned down to his fate, he hurried over and said coquettishly, "Hey, sister~ my good sister~"
"I'm also concerned about you, who owns those things upstairs?" Xu Tong pointed in the direction of the attic, "There are also men's clothes, hehe, you can't fool me."
Xu Jiao was too lazy to talk to her and rolled her eyes helplessly.
"Oh, sister, just tell them," Xu Tong sniffled, "Did you have a boyfriend?"
Xu Jiao raised her hands folded behind her head, made a "seduce" gesture towards Xu Tong, and then said softly, "Come here, I'll tell you—"
Xu Tong believed it was true, but Xu Jiao pinched her ears with her hand, and said with a sneer, "Do you still want to ask?"
"Oops~"
Xu Tong let out a coquettish cry, begging for mercy in pain: "Sister, my good sister, please let me go, it hurts so much."
"Humph--"
Xu Jiao snorted coldly, let go of her jade finger, and said calmly, "Don't inquire about these things in the future, you can't know the things on the road."
"cut--"
After being rescued, Xu Tong quickly recovered his alertness and liveliness.
"It's boring, you're almost thirty and don't fall in love," Xu Tong stood up and pouted helplessly, "Why don't you find one quickly, I don't care about getting married or not, the key is me I want to eat—"
"..."
Hearing this, a small flower suddenly bloomed on Xu Jiao's indifferent face.
"Fuck."
"She's really mad."
Xu Tong said to himself in his heart, how could her sister not understand? When Xu Jiao laughed, it was much more terrifying than when she cried.
So without saying a word, she turned around and wanted to run to her room.
"stop."
Xu Tong's figure froze in the air, his face immediately froze.
"Where's my money, come and explain to me."
Xu Tong turned around disheveledly, his expression suddenly darkened.
……
After resting for several hours, Gala woke up early in the morning.
Xiao Hu and Xiao Ming didn't know what to do in Yuan Chengwei's house yesterday, and they didn't come back to sleep until very late.
Gala tiptoed up, washed up, and came to the small courtyard of the villa.
The low temperature weather for several days in a row has caused frozen snow to accumulate in the yard.
Gala glanced around, there was no one in the yard, it was only six o'clock, and everyone hadn't woken up yet.
Their players usually get up around noon, play until one or two o'clock in the evening and go to bed.
In addition, the time for the coaches and other staff will be slightly earlier.
But even if she is the aunt who cooks, she will not finish washing at six o'clock, let alone in the winter.
Gala grabbed a handful of snow and stuffed it into her mouth.
[Ingestion of contaminated food: Health +15; Digestion +20; Qi and blood +20...]
Gala was very energetic, pushed open the iron gate of the villa, and came to the street in the community.
Except for some grandpas and aunts doing morning exercises, there are almost no...
Uh, and a toddler.
"Hey kid, what are you doing?" Gala asked kindly.
The child who was squatting on the ground firing cannons raised his head, glanced at Gala, and replied, "It's a firecracker, I don't even understand it."
"..."
Gala never expected that she would be despised by the children. It seemed that she had to show him her unique skills.
"Come here, I'll show you a big baby." Gala beckoned.
Sure enough, children are much easier to deceive than women, and they just ran over when they heard a word.
Gala spread out his palm, and a little snowman was lying quietly in his palm.
"That's it?"
The kid was obviously disdainful, and thought it was something, but it turned out to be a snowball, what a treasure.
"Aren't you shooting cannons? Let me tell you, stuff your cannonballs into snowballs, then light them and throw them into the sky, so that after the explosion, you can see snow falling—"
Gala suggested.
After hearing this, the kid was obviously moved. Without a word, he took out a second kicker from his pocket and handed it to Gala.
"This is for you." The child waved his hand grandly.
Gala rubbed her chin and thought for a while, showing the iconic expression of a big bad wolf cheating a little white rabbit, and said, "Little friend, is it your grandpa doing morning exercises over there?"
The little boy's face was flushed, he looked back at the morning exercise crowd, raised his head and asked, "Why do you ask this? Let's set off the firecrackers quickly."
It was just a small move, and Gala already had the answer in his mind, so he continued: "Yes, it is to set off the firecrackers quickly, but I don't have a lighter, do you have a lighter, kid?"
Gala has been watching for a long time. The little boy has been firing cannons before, and there is no lighter at all.
"No." The little boy said truthfully.
Gala said persuasively: "That's right, you can't fire it without a lighter."
The little boy immediately showed a troubled look.
"How about I give you an idea?" Gala chuckled, honest and sincere.
"Tell me." The little boy nodded.
Gala glanced at the morning exercise crowd, and immediately said: "Your grandfather should smoke. You can ask him for a cigarette, and come over after lighting it up. I'll use the cigarette to light the firecracker."
The little boy rolled his dark eyes, then stared at Gala and said, "Then why don't I just borrow a lighter?"
"..."
Gala was speechless for a moment, good guy, kids nowadays are all so ghostly.
"It's not safe to light it with a lighter. You see, the wind is so strong now that it's easy to extinguish it." Gala gestured for a cigarette with her hand, "The smoke is different, it won't go out."
The little boy thought to himself, it seems to be the same reason.
So he turned and ran towards the morning exercise crowd.
After a while, he ran back with a lit cigarette.
"Hey hey hey..."
Gala showed a smug smile, he took the cigarette, and took a gulp——
The cigarette was smoked all at once.
little boy:"???"
Gala smiled calmly, then raised the second kick with her left hand, and lit it with the last bit of cigarette.
"Whoosh-"
"Snapped--"
Gala squeezed Erki's foot tightly, causing the thing to explode twice in her hand.
For a while, black smoke rose everywhere.
When the smoke cleared, the little boy stared at Gala's dark face in front of him, his eyes widened in shock.
"Wow, big brother is so amazing——"
However, at this time, Gala couldn't laugh out loud at all.
Because, his hand was broken.
(End of this chapter)
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