League: I really didn't hang up

Chapter 27 Gala's show operation

Chapter 27 Gala's show operation
After running around the park for a few laps, Gala was completely wilted.

"Abandoned, abolished, I abolished."

"Today I'm going to fail..."

When Gala walked back to the convenience store step by step, clutching her waist, she happened to bump into Sister Jiao who was about to go out.

"Why are you acting like this at such a young age? How will you find a girlfriend in the future?"

Sister Jiao glanced at the pale-faced Gala, and kindly reminded: "It seems that I need to strengthen the exercise later, and I will arrange the intensity for you tomorrow."

Gala: "???"

"But for the sake of your obedience, you can take whatever you want from the store." Sister Jiao pulled the thin rope of the messenger bag to her shoulder, "I'm going out, so I'll take a good look at the store and settle it by myself when it's time for dinner. "

"Then when will you come back?"

Sister Jiao rolled her eyes, "I'm your mother, I have to tell you where I'm going and when I'm coming back?"

"...then I wish you the best of luck."

"The more I hear it, the more I feel like you're trying to send me away—"

……

Sister Jiao left quickly.

Gala has no energy and needs to rest for a while.

After going to the attic to take down the laptop, Gala sat at the counter, put the computer on the table, and soon started the live broadcast.

"Don't rush to play the game today, I have to rest for a while."

Gala collapsed on the recliner and rested decadently.

[Has the host changed places? 】

【This is where?It looks like a convenience store. 】

[Speed ​​up to play Hanbok, there is not much time left. 】

Gala ignored the barrage and fell asleep lying on the wicker chair.

【What's the meaning?Sleeping live? 】

[Fuck, someone came to buy something just now, did you see it? 】

[Live sleep No. 1, you really deserve it. 】

[The boss was caught and called the Superintendent. 】

After lying down for half an hour, Gala sat up after recovering almost mentally.

After thinking about it, he ran to make himself a bucket of instant noodles, plus an egg and two sausages.

By the way, I made a pack of Weilong.

I brought two bottles of iced Coke from the refrigerator.

Three bags of potato chips.

Two packs of puffs.

On this condition, what kind of bicycle do you need?

Gala sat on the rattan chair, watching "Wulin Biography" while eating and drinking.

It seems that there is a rush to go back to college.

Being a fat house is really a very happy thing...

After eating these things, Gala did not show the expected "hunger index" increase.

He has figured out the rules of certain foods these days.

You will feel hungry only when you eat the staple food of rice noodles and meat oil.

On the contrary, for snacks such as happy fat house water and spicy strips, the hunger index will change after eating, but the range is small. At this time, the health index generally changes the most.

It seems that no matter what kind of data it is, its change is not a simple linear relationship, and there is more than one dependent variable.

After eating these things, the gala health index recovered a lot.

At this time, he remembered the rank rewards about physical health.

When the strength of the lol game broke through the black iron before, he received corresponding rewards, so it is deduced that the physical health index should also have a corresponding reward system.

Running around and exercising in the past few days has caused my health index to drop a lot.

Now is the time to get the health index up and get the corresponding rewards.

Gala touched the scar on her thigh, unexpectedly, in just a day or two, the wound had scabbed over.

"Do you want to give yourself a knife?"

"No, no, no."

As soon as Gala had this idea, she immediately rejected it.

First of all, he caused physical damage to himself. Although it can achieve the purpose of indirectly improving the health index, the pain it brings to the body is also substantial.

Secondly, this kind of physical damage must have an upper limit.

If you directly say "I kill me", even if there is a system, it is impossible to directly live forever.

Or cut off his own arm, and the system can grow him a three-headed six-armed one?Obviously impossible.

"Currently the safest way is to eat junk food, smoke, drink, burn your head—just forget it."

Thinking about it this way, Gala took out her mobile phone to place an order for a few takeaways, and even added a note to the boss.

Changsha stinky tofu: Boss, I want the kind that is particularly stinky, the kind that can make me dizzy.

Wenzhou Gulixiang: Boss, I want the chicken head to be abnormally spicy. If it’s spicy, I’ll give you a five-star review.

Guangxi snail powder: The boss added thick soup for me!What I want is the feeling of flying freely!

Family Mart Convenience Store: Two boxes of canned herring, boss, I'll return them if they don't taste right.

Huaqiang watermelon stall: Boss, I don’t want a durian, it’s not made of gold particles.

After finishing it, Gala lay down on the chair contentedly, and played a certain note happily.

After watching the doll sister dance for a while, Gala felt that it was not interesting, and suddenly put on the clothes, which was a little unfamiliar.

He swiped down another video.

on the screen.

Accompanied by a burst of curry-flavored Indian music, I saw a man in red standing in a dirty river.

Yongzi raised a glass and filled it with water from the Ganges River.

All in one drink!

"Bacteria grow microbes again, buddy!"

At the end of the video, even a person like Gala who has cheats was dumbfounded.

amazing...

"Fuck..."

"I have cheats, but he is the cheater!"

After this sip, the entire first half of the periodic table is complete.

"If you give me a whole cup, it won't take off?"

Gala had a bold idea.

While thinking about where to place the order, he subconsciously scrolled down the video.

Unlike before, this is a video of Fukushima discharging nuclear wastewater.

Gala couldn't help cursing after watching it. The anti-Japanese blood in the Chinese people's bones exploded in minutes.

"Which idiot will kneel and lick the little Japanese environmental protection in the future, I'll call him a face first in size 43 flip-flops!"

But then again...

This nuclear waste water covers the lower half of the periodic table of elements, if you drink it yourself...

"These two two-armed countries are really fucking talented, crouching dragons and phoenixes!"

Gala decisively opened Moodoo, and then searched for "Indian Ganges water" and "Fukushima nuclear wastewater".

After some searching, he did not expect to find a shop for him.

A lot of shops have a false name, with the signboard of Ganges water, and if you go in and see a batch of pure water, it is not authentic at first glance.

But this shop seems to be different, at least the pictures look very real.

Gala deliberately opened the comment section.

"Well, the water was drunk last month, and the person walked this month."

"My husband cheated on my mistress, and I plan to use this to poison their two adulterers to death."

"For dining, one bottle is refreshing, two bottles never get tired, three bottles of tuna never fall, four bottles of immortality, wow~ it tastes so good!"

"You are the one!"

Without further ado, Gala immediately added it to the shopping cart.

(End of this chapter)

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