League: I really didn't hang up

Chapter 25 This Is Paradise, Isn't It?

Chapter 25 This Is Paradise, Isn't It?
After tidying up, Gala finally spent his first night here.

There was no live broadcast all day, which disappointed many water friends who stayed in his live broadcast room.

Many water friends chatted on the barrage.

"Anti-God has been updated, and the anchor hasn't started broadcasting yet, and the donkeys in the production team don't dare to rest like you do."

"The ace pigeon has been hammered, what's the difference between this and a broken dog?"

"Isn't it because the anchor feels that he can't be number one in the Hanbok, so he just runs away?"

"No, no, it's not that the anchor has withdrawn from the Internet, the anchor has just been arrested."

"666~"

When I wake up, I feel refreshed.

Gala was not in a hurry to get up, but was thinking about the day when she would be number one in the Korean server.

It is getting closer and closer to the last time for him to brag about Haikou. He is only a few hundred points away, and he feels that the problem is not too big.

Hmph, these water friends, do you want to see the anchor's women's clothing?
But I just don't give you this chance.

Brother is so confident.

Turning over from the plank bed and sitting up, Gala inadvertently hit her head on the shelf next to her.

"Mist Grass—"

Gala hastily rubbed her head.

There is not much space in the attic, except for a bed and a table that was cleared out yesterday, there is almost no other place to stay, and all kinds of goods are piled up.

Gala glanced at the outer packaging of the carton, and could see that Sister Jiao was a woman with obsessive-compulsive disorder, and even the things in this grocery store were placed in different categories.

"Mist grass, fog grass, fog grass..."

Gala people were dumbfounded.

Cigarettes, alcohol, beverages, food...

Good guy, isn't this Bi Mawen looking at Pantaoyuan?
what?
Throw Cao Cao into the pile of wives, right?

Gala smiled crookedly.

The drinks are heavy and stacked in the corner, making it difficult to check, so Gala first focused on the cigarettes.

On the outermost shelf are cigarettes.

Gala glanced over, and there are Huazi, Yuxi, and Red Panda, which are more expensive, and the rest are slightly lower prices, such as Liqun, Yunyan, and Hongtashan.

"And what's in this box?"

Gala hesitated for a moment, wondering if it was not good for her to look through other people's things like this.

But then I thought about it, didn't Sister Jiao ask me to replenish the stock, so it's okay for me to be familiar with it in advance, right?

In this way, he walked to the big cardboard box slightly inside, stretched out his hand to flip through it casually, and was immediately shocked by the scene inside.

I saw all kinds of weird and varied cigarettes, all displayed in cardboard boxes.

Nanjing, Zhongnanhai, Yellow Crane Tower, Daqianmen, Harbin, Xiaosu, Lion Brand, Furongwang, 555, Hongmei, Hademen, Xuanhemen, Huangguoshu, Lanzhou, Dragon and Phoenix, Golden Leaf, Red Flag Canal, Scattered Flowers , Gongziyan, Seven Wolves, True Dragon, Jiaozi, Tengwang Pavilion, Peony, Changbai Mountain, White General...

"Fuck, fuck, fuck..."

"I'm dizzy, I'm dizzy, brother dei!"

Gala's eyes lit up, she was more excited than seeing a golden mountain.

"This is simply a natural oxygen bar tailored just for me..."

Gala opened another smaller box, and after reading it, her legs were so weak.

If the big boxes contain branded cigarettes from various provinces and cities, the small boxes contain out-of-print cigarettes and foreign cigarettes.

"Fuck, Emgrand? I'm stupid, and there's an old yellow skin?"

"Marlboro, Peppermint, Cartier, PINE, YSL, what the hell are these?"

"Cigars? And Cordyceps?"

"It can't be done, give me a Shandong Great White General, I'm going to faint here, this place is definitely heaven—"

Gala slapped herself, and after she regained consciousness a lot, she quickly covered the boxes, then rushed downstairs and drank two glasses of boiled water.

After he was done, he suddenly let out a sigh of relief.

[Drinking water: hunger and thirst +20]

Gala licked her lips, deliriously recalling the scene just now.

"Little rich woman, definitely a little rich woman."

Gala was about to go to the bathroom to solve her physical problems when she suddenly noticed the ashtray on the table.

Yesterday he ran out of cigarettes while fighting with the landlord. Although there are a lot of cigarettes in the attic, they are all sister Jiao's things in the final analysis.

Gala usually jokes as a joke, not really doing those sneaky things.

No matter how cheap or cheap something is, as long as it is not your own, you must never touch it.

This is the most basic principle of being a human being.

But well...

Gala put her restless hand into the ashtray, and said to herself: "These are all cigarettes that Sister Jiao smoked, so can the butts still be considered cigarettes? No, they're rubbish."

"Since it's rubbish, I'll clean it up for you. It shouldn't be a problem, right?"

Gala took out the cigarette butts, many cigarettes were not even finished, isn't this a waste...

Different from the pungent smell of e-liquid, these women's cigarettes exude a faint fragrance.

Some of the cigarette butts even had Sister Jiao's faint traces of lipstick on them. Gala took a little sniff, and scolded herself as a pervert by the way.

"It smells good."

Gala pulled a tissue to wrap some of the longer cigarettes.

"It's developed, we smoked cigarettes today, hehe—"

After thinking about it, Gala took a few more tissues, and then walked towards the bathroom contentedly.

After everything was ready, he closed the toilet door and started his happy life.

It was also at this time that a beautiful figure appeared in the living room.

Sister Jiao looked at the overturned ashtray on the table and fell into deep thought.

"What kind of monster is this bastard kid doing?"

……

in the toilet.

Accompanied by a foul smell, part of Gala's body data began to change.

[Polluted by vicious gas: lung health +25; respiratory health +30; sense of smell +25...]

It is true that the physical condition is improving, but this "smell" does exist.

In the end, Gala couldn't stand it anymore, so she decisively implemented the second plan.

The cigarette butts were lit one by one in his hands, and the smell in the environment was really much better.

[Polluted by harmful smog: lung health +3; breathing ability +5; health +5...]

This is a bit beyond Gala's expectation. It should be that Sister Jiao's women's cigarettes are more expensive and less harmful when smoked, so it doesn't improve much for me...

"Next time, I should roll some tree leaves and smoke, it must be delicious!"

Sister Jiao, who was hiding next to the sink in the bathroom, heard someone talking to herself in the bathroom, a cold and gloomy light flashed in her eyes.

In the toilet next door.

Gala couldn't help sniffing the cigarette butts Sister Jiao had smoked. In a sense, could this be considered an indirect kiss...

"Smell, it's really fragrant."

Sister Jiao, who was about to get angry outside the door, froze in place for a moment when she heard this, a little at a loss.

At the same time, the boring Gala opened a certain ghost video on station b.

"Although it's not the same time, but it's the same toilet. Today, the eighth challenged another to eat poop. Ollie gave it to me. I fucked my brothers~"

At this time, the expression of Jiaojie outside the door: (>﹏<.)
A capital "囧".

Doubt is born and belongs to yes.

"It's just his special habit. It's a kind of mental illness. I can't discriminate against him, otherwise it's easy to make him feel inferior and sensitive."

Sister Jiao secretly swore to herself in her heart.

"It would be too embarrassing and embarrassing to expose it face to face. I will pretend to be ignorant and influence him slowly."

And the gala in the toilet has already solved his physical problems, and now he has fallen into a new problem.

What about cigarette butts?
Throwing it into the trash can is not good if Sister Jiao sees it, or...

Gala was so upset that he threw the cigarette butt into the toilet, and then he got up and pressed the flush button.

With a crash, the water flowed down.

Sister Jiao, who was outside the door, vaguely saw Gala standing up inside through the frosted glass, and turned to face the toilet.

"Huh? Why didn't some of them rush down?"

Looking at the cigarette butts floating on the water in the toilet, Gala scratched her head in embarrassment.

It must be that the cigarette butt is too light, so I have to think of a way.

After thinking about it, Gala took out a piece of paper and kept on doing it. Since I have done that, I will do it to the end.

The water looked clean, and I had to wash my hands in a while anyway.

So he faced the toilet and leaned down.

Outside the toilet.

Sister Jiao looked at the frosted glass like a ghost, her always glamorous face could no longer maintain its original calm.

She gritted her teeth with an incredible expression on her face.

With the loudest voice, I shouted desperately in my heart:

Don't eat, don't eat...

in the toilet.

Gala bowed her head, took a paper towel in her hand, wrapped a few cigarette butts on the water surface, and crumpled them into a ball.

Then press the flush button again.

wow-

Sister Jiao stretched out her hand to cover her mouth, her expression had already started to turn upwards, she might retch in a minute.

At this time, the gala in the toilet didn't know it yet, because of her own coquettish operation, she had already caused a huge oolong incident.

He turned around, stretched his right hand in front of the door lock, and rubbed his stomach uncomfortably.

Just because of the unloading, the "fullness index" of his stomach soared.

"Oh, it's a bit uncomfortable, I'm so supportive——"

Outside.

Hearing these words, Sister Jiao, like a camel crushed by the last straw, could no longer bear the instinctive nausea of ​​her body, lay down on the sink and vomited violently.

(End of this chapter)

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