My wife bragged and exposed my trillions of assets!

Chapter 239

Ye Yizhou immediately became vigilant. It seems that he has to find a way to make his wife happy. Otherwise, if his wife is really serious with him later and kneels down on a box of instant noodles, wouldn't that kill him?
Ye Yizhou hurriedly begged for mercy: "Daughter-in-law, I was wrong, please forgive me. In this way, can I use a small method to save your life in exchange for your lenient treatment of your husband?"

Lu Jianuo didn't buy it and asked, "I don't need any life-saving methods."

"Daughter-in-law, are you sure you really don't need it? The hot pot I made for you is often specially prepared by me, a senior chef. You eat it so spicy, but your mouth is not so swollen, which means What's the problem? It means that your husband's skills are very good, but you can see what you look like now."

"This is an out-and-out spicy hot pot. You may be able to barely accept it when you eat it, but wait a while, maybe your butt can't stand it when you have diarrhea or something. Do you understand what I mean?"

When Lu Jianuo heard it, he immediately made up the picture in his mind.

She hadn't experienced it, but she saw such a plot on TV that even walking was a problem, and she was as embarrassing as she could be.

Moreover, her mouth is already hurting like this, if that place also...

Thinking of that terrifying moment, Lu Jianuo, who was still aggressive just now, weakened, looked at Ye Yizhou pitifully and said, "Husband, help, tell me what to do, woo woo, I wouldn't have eaten so much if I had known earlier." gone."

She is an elegant big beauty, how can she accept such a thing.

Just thinking about it, Lu Jianuo is already hard to accept.

If that's the case, Ye Yizhou, a stinky man, might laugh like that.

Lu Jianuo quickly reached out and hugged Ye Yizhou's person, and said coquettishly, "Husband, husband, please help me."

Lu Jianuo was dominated by a strong desire to survive, and he wished he could hang his whole body on Ye Yizhou's body.

It's a good thing that Ye Yizhou's car is a high-end luxury car, and he can't see the inside from the outside. Otherwise, if passers-by saw this scene, they might not know how to surround them.

Ye Yizhou suppressed a smile in his heart, and said solemnly: "It's no problem to save you, but daughter-in-law, what kind of instant noodles with durian keyboard, can you not buy it? It's useless for you to buy it, so let's not waste money Now, we have to save money, don't you think?"

How could Lu Jianuo fail to understand what he meant by frugality.

A man who spends tens of billions in one go without being tempted will care about that little money?

"You..." Lu Jianuo stared at Ye Yizhou closely, unable to say a word in anger.

Ye Yizhou quickly coaxed: "Okay, okay, daughter-in-law, don't be angry, don't be angry."

After being coaxed by Ye Yizhou for a while, Lu Jianuo felt that his breathing became much easier.

Lu Jianuo turned his head, gritted his teeth and said, "Ye Yizhou, if I really do that, I'll never talk to you again."

Ye Yizhou didn't take it seriously: "Daughter-in-law, if you want to be in August, you're making too much of a fuss. This person always has some small problems from time to time, but it's just diarrhea. What's the matter? The big deal is to go to the toilet a few more times. Then there was a burning pain in a certain place, and I wanted to have diarrhea but didn’t dare to use force, finally..."

As Lu Jianuo listened, his whole body was not feeling well, and he broke down and grabbed Ye Yizhou and slapped him vigorously.

Ye Yizhou couldn't help laughing while hiding, this is really too fatal.

He didn't want to, but who made Lu Jianuo so good at learning and selling, he just told me that the men in his hometown are more afraid of women, and they might kneel on the washboard at home, and she wanted to do it herself up.

Ye Yizhou didn't mean to scare Lu Jianuo, it's not like he didn't experience this kind of pain when he was a child.

If Lu Jianuo really had diarrhea for a few days, he would probably be depressed for several days.

"You are too bad, you tell me what to do, I don't want that." Lu Jianuo said weakly.

In order not to experience such a tragedy, she has worked very hard to lower her posture.

Seeing Lu Jianuo's compromising appearance, Ye Yizhou's suffocated smile started to flare up again. If he wasn't afraid that Lu Jianuo would get mad, he really wanted to laugh a few times.

Ye Yizhou continued to say solemnly: "Then you have to agree first, don't buy durian instant noodles or anything, and you can't take any revenge on me because of this matter, and you can't even make verbal threats. , otherwise, I can't tell you."

"You, you're too much, aren't you a man? Don't you want to live a good life when you talk to your wife like this?"

"Didn't you say that the men on your side listen to their wives very much? So, what you said before is all deceitful, right?"

Seeing that Ye Yizhou was unmoved, Lu Jianuo weighed the pros and cons, and could only agree: "Okay, okay, I promise I will never let you kneel on that durian washboard again, and I won't threaten you, okay? "

She didn't dare to delay any longer, it was too dangerous to have those spicy things in her stomach.

If she keeps procrastinating, the things in her stomach slowly ferment and take effect, then it will be too late for her to save her.

"Okay, you do it first." Ye Yizhou pointed to her seat.

"What do you mean? Dislike me?" Lu Jianuo asked displeased.

"Daughter-in-law, you think too much. I don't. Is it possible that you are so close because you want me to kiss you to make you happy? I'm fine. Are you sure you can bear it?" Ye Yizhou looked at her mouth, asked.

Lu Jianuo immediately covered his mouth nervously, and then returned to his seat.

Ye Yizhou pointed to the two bottles of milk he bought, and said, "As long as you drink up these two bottles of milk, you'll be fine basically, but you don't drink big gulps, but drink a little at a time."

Lu Jianuo looked at the two bottles of milk in confusion.

Seeing Lu Jianuo's puzzled face, Ye Yizhou said, "Milk can soothe spicy food, and it can also dilute the things in your stomach. After drinking it, it will also protect your gastric mucosa. Your stomach won't hurt, then you won't have diarrhea or anything."

"Daughter-in-law, this is actually common sense in life. These things are not found in books."

Lu Jianuo stared at Ye Yizhou for a long time, then rushed towards Ye Yizhou angrily: "Ye Yizhou, I want to kill you, I must kill you today, you wait for me."

After a while, many red marks were caught on Ye Yizhou's body.

However, it didn't hurt at all. Although Lu Jianuo was angry, Ye Yizhou was also her favorite man, so she was not willing to do it.

(End of this chapter)