Black technology UP master

Chapter 14 Mask Man!
Regarding Jiang Qingran's actions, Wen Chengyu was quite speechless.

You just recommended a video for me to watch, and you took over the initiative of the computer in a blink of an eye, what the hell?

But, after getting along for so many years, he has long been used to it.

Otherwise, the two wouldn't be together, would they?
all in all……

"Then let's watch the new work first."

Having said that, Wen Chengyu shrugged helplessly, and clicked on the video titled "[Future Laboratory] WALL-E".

……

"Oh, don't eat the smell of the gay guy, the smell of the gay guy, don't eat the smell of the gay guy!"

The video had just started, and as a very different background music came out, plus a deliberate spoof of subtitles, the corners of the mouths of the two people in front of the screen suddenly twitched.

At the same time, in addition to the scrolling barrage of "Return of Missing Persons", there is also a person dressed in "black hoodie + punk jacket + blue ripped jeans + canvas shoes" with a mask on his face. A pure black electronic mask, with (^_^) emojis appearing in the digital area of ​​the eyes.

He shook his head and made a simple dance pose that was full of 'deze'.

Looking at the background behind it, it is easy to think of an auto repair shop.

"I've seen this look before!"

Jiang Qingran pointed to the figure on the screen, and said, "It seems to be a character codenamed 'Wrench' in "Watch Dogs 2". I've always wanted this electronic mask that can display emoticons."

"Oh!" Hearing his wife mentioning the topic of 'buy, buy, buy', Wen Chengyu tactfully didn't answer.

At this moment……

"Who chose this music? Who chose this music?"

The figure in the picture suddenly stopped, which can be regarded as a dancing posture. The emoji of (×_×) was displayed on his electronic mask, and he walked to a half-meter-high cubic iron box seemingly angrily, and bent down to 'duang' There was a knock on the ground, and the funny background music stopped abruptly.

It is worth mentioning that……

"Huh? This time he didn't use Mr. Xu's voice changer, but a mechanical fuzzy voice instead."

Jiang Qingran, who had watched the first show video, underestimated it so much.

then……

"Hello, everyone, it doesn't matter who I am, anyway, this is just a trumpet!" The figure in the screen clasped his hands together and rubbed his hands together, uttering this unusual and iconic self-introduction.

"A while ago, I made a video. After uploading it, it seemed that there was a lot of response. There were a lot of private messages in the background. I watched them all, and then I became more and more confused."

"Why do more than half of the audience ask about things that have nothing to do with the topic?"

"Although I actually don't know what the theme of the last video is, but some questions are obviously crooked, okay?"

"One of the most memorable ones is: Is the UP master male or female?"

"My God, don't let me answer this kind of question myself, it's a shame."

"But if you insist on asking, I can only humbly say that I am a handsome guy."

"Look, I'm speaking with facts!"

Speaking of which, the figure in the picture also made a pistol pose with his right hand on the chin, posing an early pose.

At the same time, the emoticons on the electronic mask also change to (O_O) style.

This undoubtedly turned the wind direction of the barrage into the words "explosive photos" all over the screen.

But unfortunately...

"Okay, I know that the screen will be full of bullet screens for me to take photos, but I am worried that if I go to the street to eat skewers in the future, it will cause traffic accidents, so in order to reduce the burden on the police uncle, let's not worry about this."

"However, self-introduction is still necessary, so as to save everyone from having to type and ask again after this video."

"First of all, I'm an earthling. I don't know my height, weight, age, and education. My advantage is that I have too few disadvantages. The disadvantage is that I have too many advantages. Interests and things I'm good at... um!"

At this time, the figure in the picture took out a palm-sized folding book from his pocket, and when he let go of his hand, it stretched out and dragged directly to the ground.

"It's too troublesome to read...forget it, just ignore it!"

He tore the folder up and threw it to the side, and then continued: "I'll tell you about my best skill... Invention and creation!"

"I'm not bragging. I dare say that no one in this world has more background than me in this field."

At this time, the audio was properly matched with a burst of questioning.

"Hey, you still don't believe me?"

The man waved his hand and said: "So the current audience is just not careful, and forgot the title of this issue? That's [Future Lab], how tall it is."

"Whether you understand the future or not, there is absolutely nothing in modern times!"

Having said that, the figure in the picture paused, tilted his head, and said, "Tsk, why do I feel like I'm advertising?"

A large number of '2333' laughter emerged from the barrage.

"All in all, although I am not a person who likes to show off, I am a person who is used to proving myself."

"Since everyone doesn't believe it, let's speak with facts."

"But to be honest, after talking for so long, I'm really thirsty... Ah, thank you!"

In the picture, at this time, there was an astonishing scene.

The figure just muttered to drink water, and then the half-meter-high iron box next to him stretched out a hydraulic mechanical arm, and handed over a thermos cup from the side.

Immediately after...

"Bang!"

The person in the picture was just about to take off the mask, and the moment he whetted the appetite of the audience, he seemed to notice something suddenly. Then he turned his head to look, and after his eyes fell on the mechanical arm, the thermos in his hand was frozen in place because of him. , and fell to the ground.

A moment of silence, and then...

"How can you move around casually? It was agreed that the camera will only be responsible for playing music!"

"This will scare the audience to death, you know? There is no such high-end robot as you on earth."

"Hey, what do you mean by looking at me and turning your head away? Are you playing childish again?"

"Don't pretend to be pitiful, it's the same with the music just now, how did you choose it? The stalks in my head almost revealed my true nature, you know?"

At this moment, the only thing that can be heard in the video is the man's mechanical voice complaining, and the content is all wrong.

But compared to this, the change in the picture is the real shock.

I saw that the iron box in front of the man was in the sound of mechanical operation, and there were hydraulic mechanical arms on both sides, and the digital electronic eyes that looked like a "frown" had already been opened on the top, and there was a "growth" at the bottom. Deformable tracks that resemble two feet.

These successive changes created a vacuum in the bullet screen.

Obviously, the audience was taken aback.

next moment……

"WALL-E?"

There was an electronic sound like a parrot learning the tongue, and the barrage immediately exploded.

In front of the computer screen, Wen Chengyu and Jiang Qingran came to their senses because of this.

"Fuck!"

The two of them, at the same time, couldn't help shouting out the word that appeared most frequently on the screen.

(End of this chapter)