Douluo: I am Onmyoji

Chapter 85

The day after returning to Shrek.

In order to prevent others from noticing the strangeness, Shen An also deliberately changed into the tattered clothes that were covered with rust-flavored ketchup.

Wearing a dress with blue sky and white clouds intertwined, when the whole person smiles, it makes people feel like a breeze.

But when he was walking, he didn't dare to be too exaggerated, because his current setting is that he looks calm on the outside, but in fact his body is full of scars.

So when the two rushed back to Shrek, it was already afternoon.

"Finally back to the academy!"

Xiao Wu turned her head, then glanced at Shen An who was still leaning on her back, stomping her feet angrily.

"You can come down now!"

"It is estimated that at this time, everyone is worried about me, so go over quickly."

Xiao Wu has already rushed over with a face full of excitement, and can't wait to meet everyone.

However, as soon as she stepped into the gate of the academy, she was stunned by the scene in front of her.

The large open space that was originally set aside for training was actually filled with tables at the moment, and everyone next to the kitchen was so busy that they didn't even notice her.

Ma Hongjun lay on the ground and yawned, "How long will it take to make the spicy rabbit head, I'm so hungry!"

Oscar was very busy under the stove, "Hurry up, the water will boil immediately, we can have dinner when Shen An comes back!"

Zhu Zhuqing hesitated to speak at the side.

"Is this really good? If Xiao Wu comes back, what about her share? If it doesn't work, I'll go buy some ingredients?"

While Ning Rongrong was putting chili peppers into the pot, tears flowed from his mouth, "Wuuuuuu, Xiao Wu, you must be fine!"

"What are you doing?"

Xiao Wu looked dazed and asked stupidly.

Everyone turned their heads to look at the living Xiao Wu, and the scene was dead silent for a while.

"You are a human or a ghost!" Ma Hongjun was startled.

"Ahhh, Xiao Wu's ghost is back, and my spicy rabbit head is not ready yet!"

Oscar was shocked.

"I'm going to buy some more ingredients!" Zhu Zhuqing smiled gratifiedly, and went shopping at the villager's house with his martial spirit.

Ning Rongrong turned her head, her face full of surprise, she threw aside the spoon she was cooking.

"Xiao Wu, I knew it, you are still alive, try my new salt and pepper rabbit legs!"

With a look of disbelief, Xiao Wu pointed at the tables that had been set up in the open space and yelled strangely.

"You are not going to have dinner, are you?"

"How is it possible, we are all worried about you, we didn't sleep almost all night last night!"

"Yes, in fact, this is Shen An's order before he left, let us prepare a feast for you to celebrate your safe return."

"Everyone is very tired after experiencing so much in the Star Dou Forest, so of course we have to have a big meal!"

"Yes, Miss Wu, sometimes you are really overly sensitive."

Shen An came out and said with a hearty smile.

"Well, this is a surprise everyone prepared for you. I said before I left that I will definitely bring you back alive."

"Yes, yes!" Everyone was enthusiastic.

But in fact, before Shen An left, he told them that when he returned to the college, he would set the table and cook.

If Xiao Wu didn't come back, they would have a feast, which could be regarded as an explanation for Xiao Wu's death without a whole body.

If Xiao Wu came back, it wouldn't be a banquet, but a banquet to cleanse the dust, perfect.

In fact, no one thought that Xiao Wu would come back alive, so they were indeed preparing for a feast just now...

It wasn't until Xiao Wu's appearance that they were startled, and they all launched alternative plans to deal with it.

"Then I misunderstood everyone..."

Xiao Wu showed an expression of embarrassment, thought for a while, and hurriedly changed the subject.

"By the way, why didn't I see Third Brother? How is he doing now?"

"Don't worry, let the pig-raising aunt read it, and you won't die for a while!"

"He's still sleeping, he should wake up soon."

"Third brother is fine..."

Xiao Wu was stunned for a while, and breathed a sigh of relief.

At this time, Zhao Wuji also rushed over, gnawed off the salt and pepper rabbit leg, exclaimed.

"I didn't expect you to be able to escape from the giant ape, hahaha, it seems that this time is really thanks to Shen An."

"This kid not only saved you, but also your third brother. If he hadn't stalled for time, stopped Dragon Lord Snake, and asked Shaoyu Datiangou to bring us over to help, Tang San would have died a long time ago."

"That's right!"

Everyone nodded in unison.

Ning Rongrong was also righteous and strict, "And if Shen An hadn't conspired to persuade Meng Yiran, Tang San might have been taken away."

"I know all of this..."

Xiao Wu originally wanted to say that she would come back alive without Shen An saving her, but after thinking about it carefully, she really owed Shen An a lot.

Just yesterday, Shen An sacrificed his life to resist the song of the river for her, and risked his life into the forest to find her, it was enough for her to agree with him.

"Bah, what am I thinking!"

Xiao Wu blushed and patted her mouth.

"Okay, it's all over, as long as everyone is fine, let's eat first, and when Tang San wakes up in a while, we can take care of him."

Shen An smiled slightly, "Miss Xiaowu, let's help too."

"Ah, okay..."

Xiao Wu originally wanted to say go and see Tang San first, but at this time it was not easy to refute his face, so she nodded, followed, and began to help.

Everyone was busy, and finally under the infinitely good sunset, but the scenery near dusk, they made one delicious dish after another.

Spicy rabbit head, salt and pepper rabbit legs, assorted preserved rabbit, smoked white belly of rabbit, steamed eight-treasure rabbit, stuffed glutinous rice stuffed rabbit, and stir-fried rabbit meat are all available.

Looking at the food in front of her, Xiao Wu was dumbfounded.

Everyone was also a little embarrassed, after all, they all followed the procedure of the banquet.

"Forget it, let's eat first, and I'll make something else delicious."

Shen An saw Xiao Wu's embarrassment, and smiled, "Come with me."

Then, Shen An came to the front of the tent where Tang San was.

Because Tang San would wake up at any time, he didn't put him back in the wooden house, but slept in the tent, so he could take care of him at any time.

At this moment Tang San was still lying in the open tent, unconscious.

Xiao Wu took a look, except that Tang San felt a little stinky, there was indeed no other danger.

"Sister Xiao Wu, let's eat alone here, so that when Xiao San wakes up, we will know as soon as possible."

Shen An said, took a table and a pair of chairs, and started cooking.

Xiao Wu nodded, and simply sat on the chair, "What are you going to do?"

"This is a unique dish, Malatang!"

……

Half an hour later, Shen An and Xiao Wu were sitting across the table, eating Mala Tang tumbling in the pot.

"This is too delicious!"

Xiao Wu ate until her mouth was full of greasy food.

"Haha, as long as you like it."

Shen An smiled faintly, turned his head from time to time, unexpectedly caught a glimpse of Tang San struggling, as if he was about to wake up.

How could a man like him who pays the most attention to details miss this great opportunity.

Immediately, Shen An took out a big killer.

"Sister Wu, if you think it's too spicy, try this blue silver grass cold cucumber, my specialty!"

"Well, this dish is delicious, the cucumber is very crisp, but the blue silver grass is a bit salty."

Tang San just woke up, heard the voice over there, and then saw Shen An who was snuggling together eating Mala Tang, and Xiao Wu.

Xiao Wu ate so much that she didn't pay attention to this side at all, she ate it with mala tang, blue silver grass cold salad and cucumber.

Tang San who had just woken up saw this scene and almost vomited blood.

"Wait a minute, Miss Wu, you seem to have sand in your eyes, let me blow it for you."

In front of Tang San, Shen An blew Xiao Wu's eyes at close range.

Because the Malatang chili was put too much, Shen An's breath almost brought Xiao Wu to tears.

But from Tang San's perspective, Shen An is kissing Xiao Wu!
"puff!"

Out of breath, coupled with the onset of residual poison, Tang San resolutely vomited blood.

"Third Brother!"

Xiao Wu turned her head, with surprise on her face, rushed over and sat next to Tang San.

Shen An also showed excitement, and quickly exclaimed, "Everyone, come quickly, Xiao San is awake!"

With a "wow", the next moment, a group of people gathered around, looking at the awakened Tang San with surprise on their faces.

"Little dance."

"Third brother."

Tang San and Xiao Wu looked at each other, experienced so many right and wrong, in this situation, Tang San almost subconsciously stretched out his flaming red lips, and kissed Xiao Wu.

Everyone also stared wide-eyed, expectantly.

Xiao Wu looked at Tang San who was about to kiss him, her pretty face blushed, and she also slowly approached, "Brother San, actually I've always been worried... Ugh!"

Xiao Wu was about to complete the kissing ceremony, when she suddenly vomited, throwing up Tang San's face, almost drowning Tang San.

A dead silence.

Tang San was dumbfounded, and the people who ate melons were also dumbfounded.

Xiao Wu's face turned pale with shock, and she came to her senses, "Third Brother, I'm sorry, I...vomit!"

Before she finished speaking, Xiao Wu vomited again, spit out the Mala Tang and blue silver grass salad cucumber all over Tang San's face.

"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha, Xiao Wu, you are worthy of being a couple with Xiao San. He made a fuss in public yesterday, and you vomited on him again today. You can make your debut as a team!"

Ma Hongjun rolled on the ground laughing.

"Tang San is too unlucky to encounter such a thing just after waking up!" Oscar couldn't stop laughing.

Ning Rongrong sneered, "Could it be because Tang San ate his own poop before, so Xiao Wu thought it stinks, so she spit it out."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Zhu Zhuqing couldn't restrain himself either, he laughed out loud, showing his ladylike demeanor.

"Hahahahahaha!"

Shen An also laughed heartlessly.

He just added some strong ingredients to the blue silver grass cold cucumber, he didn't expect Xiao Wu to be so strong.

"Enough!"

Tang San was bathed in Xiao Wu's vomit, his face was full of shame and indignation, he almost died on the spot.

"We are a group, we should help each other... Puff la la la la!"

Before Tang San finished speaking, a strange sound sounded from under his buttocks, accompanied by a wonderful smell, the scene was dead silent.

"No way, Tang San, you still have this problem!"

"They said don't give up on treatment!"

"Hurry up and find your Dai Mubai!"

"Ahhhhhh, stay away from me!"

The college is in a state of chaos.

(End of this chapter)