Douluo: I am Onmyoji

Chapter 125 Master, I'm a Waste
Shrek Academy, office.

"Wow wow wow."

The master flipped through a mountain of white pages, submerged in them, and gradually became irritable.

"No, I can't find any relevant information about Shen An's martial soul and soul skills. It's really too much to start from this aspect!"

The master clenched his fists, looked at Tang San's cabin outside the window, and took a deep breath.

"From this point of view, the only way to make my popularity soar is to reveal the black material about Tang San's twin martial souls in my hand, and I will reach the top of the list and become a man of the hour in the mainland!"

"But before that, I want to find Dong'er, so that Tang Hao won't take revenge on me!"

While talking to himself, the master's eyes gradually became firmer, and then he released Luo Sanpao, blowing away the sea of ​​paper piled up in the entire office, then found Oscar, and took away his baked flying mushroom sausage.

"Hey, master, two gold soul coins each!"

Oscar looked bewildered, and held back the master who was about to take off, begging bitterly.

"Here are the keys to the 150 eight safes of that old guy Flender, all of them are given to you, Xiao Ao, we will see you next year!"

The master opened a safe very roughly, took out a bunch of golden keys and stuffed them into his hands, blinding Oscar's peach blossom eyes.

"set off!"

The master held his head high, ate the mushroom sausage and flew away, waving at Oscar regardless of traffic safety, and then the plane crashed.

Oscar was in a daze for a second, then turned pale with shock while holding his face, "Ah, I forgot to say that the mushroom sausage was actually expired for a month!"

Over there, the master who crashed the plane was also taken aback and almost hit a tree.

However, because he was often taken flying by Shaoba Ootengu during his school days, he had a wealth of experience in flying and forced landing. He glided directly, added a triple jump, and successfully fell into the river.

"Luo San Cannon!"

The master choked on saliva, struggled in the water, roared, Luo Sanpao appeared, and blasted the master away with a fart.

"Fortunately, it's safe."

The master was hanging on a tree in a dreary state, in front of his eyes were the giant apes that came out to look for food in the winter, and Shen An on his shoulders.

"Huh, Master?"

Shen An rubbed his eyes, showing suspicion, he was still going to finish dealing with the matter here, and then go back to the Shrek Trickster Master, it seems unnecessary now.

"Titan giant ape, me, me, me..."

The master was so frightened that he didn't notice a black spot on the shoulder of the big man in front of him at all.

"Snapped."

The giant ape titan pulled the master up with a little finger, hehe smiled.

"Yo yo, isn't this the theoretically invincible master of the Wuhun world? I haven't seen him in decades. How trashy?"

The master was shocked, and pointed at the behemoth in front of him in disbelief.

"You, you, you actually know my name!"

"Shut up, old man!"

The titan giant ape knocked the master unconscious with a rough face, and then looked at Shen An.

"Tell me, how to deal with it?"

"of course……"

Shen An smiled, "Pack it up and take it away."

In the darkness, the master opened his eyes in a daze, then raised his head, and met Shen An's eyes, high-definition quality.

"The Unstained Lotus Blossom."

The spinning dark golden lotus leaped out, and the master was confused for a second, and then became even more confused.

Immediately afterwards, the master stood up with a numb face, his eyes glazed over, as if he was in the late stage of dementia.

"Okay, master, I have a task for you. Write your past in an autobiographical form and give it to me in the form of a written form."

"give it to me!"

The master immediately started to act, directly took out the ax from the soul guide, chopped down the tree, then took out the book, learned the papermaking technique in one minute, and started to work.

Then I started to conceive and write my autobiography.

After three days and three nights of sleepless nights, the master who became panda-eyed handed his [-]-page draft to Shen An, "Please read it."

Shen An took it over and looked at it. He was drowsy at first, but immediately became energetic. After browsing for two hours, he lingered.

"It's really unexpected that the master's legendary experience is so rich."

"Since Grandmaster wants to become famous and become a famous figure in the mainland, I should also help him!"

Shen An shook his head, holding two hundred thick stacks of paper, bound them into a book, and with exquisite packaging, an autobiographical novel is ready.

Heaven Dou Empire, Changlong Library.

The master walked in with his head held high, and slapped the wooden door very roughly, which attracted the attention of all the staff.

"Bold, you dare to be presumptuous!"

"Hugh is rude, don't think it's great that you're bald!"

"Yeah, you can watch the fun now."

A group of people surrounded the Grandmaster, speaking sternly.

The master looked calm, and took out a book, "I'm here to publish my own book, I dare say, with my book, your profit this month will more than tenfold!"

"He will fool people, this is a real master."

"Cut, what are you kidding, let me see!"

"Bring it to you!"

Everyone had disdain written on their faces, but their bodies looked around honestly, and then one by one gradually became obsessed, unable to extricate themselves, and fell into it!

"Hold the grass, this is really..."

"It's so bloody, I love it so much!"

"Is Master crazy?"

"This is the biggest melon I've eaten this year!"

The master calmly drank tea beside him.

after an hour.

"Snapped!"

The director of library operations closed the autobiography with excitement and looked at the master.

"Are you sure, you really want to publish this book!"

"Of course, I'm here, do I still need to verify? I don't want to go through the procedure. I'll give you one day, and the printing volume will exceed [-]. No problem!"

The master is sitting in a sitting posture with his nostrils facing the sky.

"Okay, okay, of course there is no problem, then, what is the name of this book?"

The director of operations laughed like a flower.

The master chuckled, full of confidence.

"It's called "Master: I'm a Trash". If the sales are good, I will release a second part, "Master 2: I'm a Trash, I Can't Turn Over".

Collective silence.

After a minute of silence, all the staff gave the master a thumbs up, "You are really awesome."

"Hahahahahaha, what are you waiting for, hurry up, start printing now, immediately contact the first sister of the Wuhun Temple, Zhuzhu, and the supplier, to prepare for the listing arrangement of this book, and everyone's overtime wages will be doubled today. Five times!"

"it is good!"

Everyone started working like crazy, fishing and paddling didn't exist anymore.

"Hehe, these people are still too young."

The master smiled contemptuously, hummed a little song, and walked out of the gate leisurely.

On the other hand, Shen An, who is remotely controlled, is also quite tired. Although Wugou Lianhua can control others, the consumption of soul power for long-term control is gradually accumulating, and his proficiency in this move has not yet been fully utilized.

The next day, a big news was released that shocked the mainland. The master's autobiographical novel, "I'm a Trash", hit the market!

(End of this chapter)