Douluo: I am Onmyoji

Chapter 118 Distributing Herbal Immortals
The next day, it was a sunny afternoon, and Shrek was punished to stand collectively.

Flender stood in front of the Shrek Seven Monsters lined up in a row, and began to sing cold-faced lectures.

"I found that in the past two months since Suoto came back from the Soul Arena, you have become more and more outrageous, and the school atmosphere has been corrupted."

"If I hadn't come back early from a business trip this time, maybe one day the academy would be blown up by you!"

Everyone stared wide-eyed, all looked at the culprit Tang San, speechless.

Flender snorted coldly.

"Look at it, even if Tang San is at fault, then you are also a collective, and you are not engaging in separatism and isolationism all day long, is it plausible!"

"Especially a Ma Hongjun, an Oscar, and Ning Rongrong, who are shaking their heads and laughing all day long, if they really can't do it, get out and replace them. There are many people who come to Shrek to sign up!"

"Right now, except for Zhu Zhuqing, all of you are restless and impatient. You don't train all day just for various reasons."

Flender was aggressive and continued to lecture.

"Didn't you just advance to Gold Spirit Fighting after two matches at the Suotuo Soul Arena? You are nothing but geniuses? The most important thing we Shrek lacks is geniuses, what are you doing all day long?"

Ning Rongrong was so angry that she dropped the makeup mirror in her hand, gritted her silver teeth, and changed the subject directly.

"Although but but, when will the captain come back? It's been two months!"

"Yeah, without him, we Shrek would have no soul, we'd be scum."

Ma Hongjun spread his hands indifferently.

Zhu Zhuqing also hesitated to speak, "Otherwise, let's go to Wuhun Hall to look for it together."

Tang San also wanted to say something, but when he raised his head, Zhenzi in a fluttering white dress stood in front of him, and his whole body suddenly became ill.

Oscar lay on the ground, hopeless.

"Get out, just get out, without Brother An, my life is useless."

Faced with the denunciation of the crowd, Flender coughed twice and forcefully explained.

"This... I have been accepting endorsements for the past two months. I will hand over this matter to Grandmaster and Zao Wou-Ki. I don't know what's going on with them..."

Before the armed battle broke out among the crowd, Flender hurriedly made amends.

"But I have contact with Wuhundian, don't worry, just wait, maybe he will be back in the next second..."

"Hello, everyone, I'm back!"

As soon as Flender finished speaking, Cang Hai laughed, and Shen An appeared heroically on the stage, which shocked everyone.

Everyone in Shrek immediately exploded.

"Ah, brother, you are finally back!"

"Great, we are going to dinner, why don't we go together?"

"We can't live without you!"

"Would you like to say it before you leave next time? Do you know how worried we are about you? At least keep your Shikigami!"

"Two months, do you know how we got here in these two months!"

Everyone was excited and rushed forward, almost making Shen An a victim of the stampede.

Tang San was shocked on the spot, collapsed, and the next second Ma Hongjun who was fishing in troubled waters slapped him flying, and fell beside Sadako.

Flender also breathed a sigh of relief, his face full of relief.

"It's really great. Now that this kid is back, I can sign more than 100 contracts that have not yet been implemented. The prosperity of the academy is just around the corner."

"Cough, okay."

Shen An used the wind of the feather blade to push everyone away, also showing joy.

"In the past two months, I missed you too. No, I brought gifts for each of you."

"Gift!" Everyone was ecstatic.

Under everyone's excited gaze, Shen An took out a big bag from the storage soul guide, shocking everyone.

"Dangdangdang, it is... wild vegetables!"

A dead silence.

Everyone stared at the big bag in Shen An's hand, a little speechless, although the wild vegetables are delicious, but the wholesale price in the market is also very cheap, okay?

"Okay, just kidding, as the team's funny person, aren't you used to giving you a surprise?"

Under the hopeful gaze of the crowd, Shen An mysteriously took out a big bag again.

"Dangdangdang, it's actually two bags of wild vegetables!"

"Wow, that's great."

"Yeah, I'm numb."

"It doesn't matter anymore. Brother An, remember to bring us with you next time you dig wild vegetables. Don't try to surprise everyone by yourself."

Flender's eyes lit up.

"Mountain wild vegetables are good, just to replace part of the school's recent food expenses, well done!"

The crowd couldn't bear it anymore and was ready to beat them violently.

"The funding for your last endorsement has not come down yet!"

"I warn you to embezzle property and break the law!"

"The capitalists don't even have your heart!"

"I'm tearing up your contract right now!"

"I now declare that Shrek Academy is bankrupt and disbanded!"

Under the siege of the crowd, Flender cursed angrily, "Enough, I will treat you today, and I, Flender, will pay for all the college's expenses!"

Everyone just give up.

Shen An smiled lightly.

"Okay, let's get straight to the point. The wild vegetables are just a vassal, not worth mentioning."

"What I bring to you is a superb fairy grass that can transform you into a dragon and a horse!"

"Fairy Grass!"

The crowd was ecstatic.

Shen An nodded, with a righteous face, his whole body began to glow.

"That's right, speaking of it, when I first started looking for fairy grass, my original intention was for Xiaosan."

"Tang San?"

Everyone was taken aback.

Tang San himself, who had been watching coldly just now, also looked bewildered.

"That's right, whether it was before or now, we, the Shrek Seven Monsters, are a collective."

"But since Tang San's accident, there have been all kinds of isolation, cynicism, and teasing."

"Xiao San is also a human being and a member of the team. He can be weak, but we must be strong to respect him, replace him, and support him to stand up again."

Shen An delivered a touching speech, looked at everyone, patted his heart, and continued.

"So, on this trip, I found the fairy grass that is said to be able to cure diarrhea. It keeps running, and it may hopefully save Xiaosan."

Said, Shen An took out a fairy grass that seemed to be able to poison people to death, approached Tang San silently, and stuffed the fairy grass into his hand.

"This non-stop jumping fairy grass will definitely bring you back together. Come on, little San."

Seeing this scene, everyone burst into tears.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow..."

"Actually, we have been the only ones who are ignorant. It is the captain who has carried everything for us!"

"It turned out to be like this. From the beginning to the end, the captain never gave up on anyone."

"The Shrek spirit must be carried forward!"

Flender also rubbed his eyes in emotion, this scene was so real that it was almost false, it made him cry.

Tang San took the fairy grass, and after five seconds with a dazed expression on his face, he smelled it and turned pale with shock.

"This is not fairy grass, and it can't cure diarrhea, it will only make people suffer from diarrhea!"

Shen An's eyes widened, "That's right, it's to fight poison with poison, to restrain the remaining poison in your body."

"I don't believe it, you are a fake, don't lie!" Tang San threw the jump straight away.

Everyone immediately exploded.

"Tang San, are you sick? You ruined all the captain's good intentions!"

"I just wanted to say, in fact, some scumbags don't need to treat him as one of their own. If a dog bites someone, will you bite back! Sure enough, the madhouse is suitable for him!"

"I'm really drunk, Tang San, can you be sober, Brother An of the Star Dou Great Forest saved you under the hands of Mrs. Long and Mrs. Snake."

"That's right, and after we came back, we all treated you badly, but the captain never underestimated you, and has been paying attention to you silently."

"Now I've been away for two months and walked thousands of miles to pick fairy grass for you. Is this how you repay me, you bastard!"

"Without Brother An, you would have died [-] times!"

"Don't stop me, I'm going to kill him!"

The crowd was furious, wishing they could rush up and trample the unfilial son Tang San under their feet and run away for ten thousand miles!

"Okay, there's no need for everyone."

Shen An smiled miserably and shook his head.

"It seems that all of this is my wishful thinking after all. Xiao San has his own ideas, let him go."

Tang San watched coldly, turned around, and Zhenzi suddenly hung in front of him, startled him, and ran into the toilet with a scream.

"Little San... what's the matter?"

Shen An blinked, and at the same time knowingly asked the question, he started the daily acting session.

"Don't mention it, Tang San became like this two days ago, everyone is called a ghost, it's annoying to death."

"I hate him more and more. After all, I can't afford to support him. It's hopeless!"

Flender also shook his head, "What's the matter with this Tang San, he can't be taken away."

"It's all my fault. I shouldn't have suffered such a big disaster as Tang San back then, and caused everyone trouble!" Xiao Wu also blamed herself.

"Xiao Wu, it's not your fault. Fate has to happen sometimes. You have helped Tang San live until now. Don't blame yourself, cheer up."

National good roommate Ning Rongrong quickly hugged her to comfort her.

"Uh-huh."

Xiao Wu wiped away the non-existing tears at the corners of her eyes, leaning on Ning Rongrong's shoulder and weeping twitchingly.

Zhu Zhuqing watched this scene, closed his eyes, and sighed secretly, "The friendship between the three is too crowded, I quit."

"Well...well, there is no need for everyone to do this. Although the purpose at the beginning was to find fairy grass for Xiaosan, I said that we are a group, and you all have it."

Everyone in Shrek wept with joy.

Shen An took a deep breath and smiled.

"According to the different characteristics of each of you's martial soul and physical condition, I have prepared your own fairy grass for you."

"Oscar, this is yours, Eight Petal Immortal Orchid, go!"

"Thank you Boss Shen, I love Ni!"

Before Oscar offered the flaming red lips, he was slapped away by Shen An.

"Fatty, this is your fairy grass, cockscomb phoenix sunflower, designed to cure your evil fire."

"Hahahahahaha, that's great!"

Fatty took the jelly grass, Cang Hai laughed, rolled all over the floor, and was kicked away by Shen An.

Zhu Zhuqing, Ning Rongrong and Xiao Wu didn't look sideways, "What about mine, what about mine!"

Shen An spread his hands, "It got mixed into wild vegetables, let me see if I can find them."

The three girls are about to beat up violently.

　Finally ushered in the rest day...

　　
　
(End of this chapter)