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Chapter 339 [History of Novice Dad’s Practice]

2022, April 10.

Liucheng, Nanzhong University.

"Zhou Yun, you're back to school."

Xia Yi was a little surprised. She didn't expect to see Zhou Yun in the classroom. You must know that Zhou Yun gave birth to a child not long ago, and now she came to school for classes in less than half a month, which really surprised Xia Yi.

Zhou Yun smiled and waved to Xia Yi, said hello, opened her textbook, and said, "You can't ask for leave all the time, you still have to come to class, in fact, you should have come here a long time ago."

"You haven't confinement yet, don't you need to take care of yourself?"

"Now it's recuperation, but I just came to attend the lectures. I still know how tiring it is."

Xia Yi Zhou Yun didn't say any more about Zhou Yun's words. Obviously, Zhou Yun knew it well. If she was really in poor health, she wouldn't force herself to attend the class. However, thinking of Zhou Yun's newly born daughter, she said with a smile: " I haven't congratulated you yet, you are now a mother."

Zhou Yun thanked her with a smile, and soon heard Xia Yi ask: "Zhou Yun, you are going to school this time, will he take care of the children at home on October [-]?"

"Yes, Eleven is at home."

Hearing Zhou Yun's words, the students sitting on the side also turned their heads one after another, and their eyes fell on Zhou Yun, all of them were very curious whether Bao Shiyi would take care of the child.

"Haha, I'm actually not worried, but he is working hard on the eleventh day."

"You don't know, coaxing Xiaoxiao to sleep is really a headache, especially in the middle of the night when Xiaoxiao wakes up and cries. At first, I was basically the one who hugged and coaxed me, but obviously Eleven knew I was tired, so I helped She laughed and laughed, but I don’t know whether Xiaoxiao thinks that her father is not handsome enough or the hugging posture is wrong. As long as it is eleven hugs, the crying rhythm will not stop but will continue to prolong. Gotta get up..."

"However, it got better in the next few days. On Eleventh, he has fully mastered the 'gentle' technique and learned to sing the 'beautiful' lullaby, but it is obvious that Xiaoxiao still tosses her father from time to time."

The students on the side couldn't help laughing when they heard Zhou Yun's words.

It's hard for them to imagine Bao Shiyi's handsome young man with a baby. If it's true that there are so many situations, it must be embarrassing and funny.

……

Bao Shiyi, the novice baby dad mentioned by Zhou Yun with a smile, is currently looking after the baby at home, and at the same time is busy logging on to the Maternal and Child Forum website to learn the secrets of raising a baby.Of course, more are posting in the forum to ask for advice.

For example, there seems to be no difference in the question of whether to add water or milk powder first to make milk powder, but it is also very particular. The ratio of adding milk powder first and then pouring water is completely different from adding water first and then digging out milk powder.

If someone had said this to Bao Shiyi before, Bao Shiyi would definitely think it was a joke!

Conquer the heavens and the earth to the death!
But now, Bao Shiyi didn't dare to think that way anymore, he was very responsible for such a trivial matter as making milk powder, besides mixing the proportions, he also had to test the temperature.

For a very challenging task like changing diapers, it is best to put a diaper under it, and be careful not to let the child catch cold when changing it, especially at the belly button. After changing the diaper, you have to wash your butt with warm water... …

and also……

All of this really made Bao Shiyi explode.

……

Now, Bao Shiyi's little notebook is full of precautions for raising a baby.

One after another, thinking of the densely memorized rules in the small book, Bao Shiyi felt like crying but couldn't cry.

Originally, the experience of retaliating against the society, now those experiences have been crowded out, and if this continues, it will really be overwhelmed by the experience of raising children.

"Short-lived ghost, don't be busy taking care of your daughter all the time, don't forget your great mission and take revenge on society."

The words of the neuropathic system kept appearing in his mind, and he reminded Bao Shiyi from time to time, urging Bao Shiyi to seize the time to take revenge on the society. Obviously, he didn't care that he was now the target of revenge.

Because Bao Shiyi has nothing to do at home, Bao Shiyi and Zhou Yun didn't think about finding a nanny to help take care of the children at first, especially for Bao Shiyi, he wanted to take care of the children by himself, because for him This kind of time is very precious, and he especially values ​​the time he can spend with his daughter.

However, it is clear that the imagination is beautiful, but the reality is cruel.

……

"Ah ah ah ah ah……"

Xiaoxiao kept crying, and Bao Shiyi also wanted to cry, but when he wanted to cry, he could only coax his daughter non-stop.

"Smile and be good, smile and don't cry..."

"Don't cry anymore, smile, really don't cry anymore, if you cry again, Dad will cry too."

Bao Shiyi looked at his daughter who was crying all the time, and couldn't help but wonder if someone secretly tapped his daughter's crying point while he was not paying attention.

Otherwise, how could a child cry so hard.

The eleven heads are all big.

……

As soon as Zhou Yun's mother entered the door, she saw Bao Shiyi trying to coax her daughter. Seeing her granddaughter crying so hard, she hurried over to see her and asked, "Smile, what's wrong? Are you hungry?"

"Zhou Yun expressed her milk before going to school, and she just fed it."

Zhou's mother took the bag from Bao Shiyi's hand and smiled, then slowly coaxed her, humming and chirping, her movements were very gentle, she didn't know if she had cried enough, or if she really changed someone else to save face, and she wouldn't give it to her. As a father, he smiled and slowly calmed down.

For the daughter who was gradually falling asleep, Bao Shiyi had no idea why she didn't cry anymore.

All he wanted now was to lie down and catch his breath.

The black swan in his heart was dying.

Bao Shiyi lay on the sofa, glanced at his sleeping daughter, and suddenly guessed how he died, he must have been tortured to death by his daughter.

However, let him take a good breath and rest before he dies.

I just took a breath to rest, I was so tired, from body to soul, Bao Shiyi felt that his soul had flapped his wings and ascended to heaven ahead of time to meet Jesus.

……

As soon as he took a breath and proved that he was still alive, Zhou Yun called her and reminded him not to forget to take a bath for Xiaoxiao, and pay attention to Balabala when taking a bath...

A long essay, several notes, captured Bao Shiyi's book after book.

It really made Bao Shiyi's head explode.

After Bao Shiyi heard Zhou Yun talk about giving her daughter a bath, he logged on to the Maternal and Child Forum to post a post asking for help, but he saw someone on Weibo specifically @ him, asking him, a novice dad, for advice on raising a baby— —

"I heard that Eleven is becoming a father, please tell me how to bring up a baby in the next eleven? How to get through the initial period of raising a baby? @包十一"

MMP, I still want to ask you...

I just joined the League of the Worried Fathers, I ask who to go, ask for customs clearance cheats, ask for the master's strategy, if there is a cheat, it will be even better...

(End of this chapter)