I'm lucky to catch the elves

Chapter 3 Fire Snake or Water Turtle
What is the most lucrative career in today's society?
It's an elf nurse.

Of course, the elf nurse is not the protagonist of the topic yet.

professional trainer.

This profession is undoubtedly the most beautiful and handsome in the eyes of many boys and girls, and the most handsome profession under the spotlight.

If conditions permit, perhaps the importance of the trainer qualification certificate examination can be ranked ahead of the college entrance examination.

But the existence of contract qualifications makes the scene of the national trainer only a dream.

Not everyone has the qualifications to make a contract with an elf to become a trainer.

According to the survey data of a certain marketing account, only 20.00% of human beings have contract talent.

Therefore, a professional trainer is not a bad profession, and the per capita trainer situation can only appear in the comment area.

What Chen Yue is following is not a waste wood style, nor is it a divorce style, but a gentry... a genius learning a domineering style!

Leshi No. [-] Middle School Trainer Apprentice Class Caoshuai Xueba, who is talking about him.

Of course, being able to become a top student is because Chen Yue knows the truth of "the young don't work hard, the boss draws ten times in a row" and study hard.

Besides, becoming a professional trainer in this world means a bright future, a halo, and a face that speaks out.

Therefore, Chen Yue, who understood this truth, decisively strangled himself to become the ideal of a great god of Internet literature.

writing a novel?Write a fart!
The good-for-nothing trainer was divorced, and then found out that he was the golden finger grandfather, who was instructed by the master trainer to go through hardships and become an envoy of God?
It's not that Chen Yue doesn't have golden fingers, besides, he doesn't have any deep hatred, and his parents are still alive.

My usual hobby is to look at my legs. With my handsome face, the girl can at most run away shyly, without being slapped in the face, living a happy life.

Besides, if he continues to study hard like this, and with the addition of Golden Finger, it will basically not be a problem to become a senior trainer in the future.

Isn't it good for him to be the protagonist in his life?
"Ah, ah, Chen Yue, are you a bastard? You can ride a bicycle so slowly!"

Zhang Wei's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot, and he was going crazy.

No matter how much he urged, Chen Yue acted as if he hadn't heard him, he still went his own way and walked slowly.

Hearing Zhang Wei's words, Chen Yue rolled his eyes, stretched out his arm, and handed him the watch.

"It's only 47:[-], and the live broadcast of the final will start at [-]:[-], and there is still more than an hour. I just have enough time to crawl back. Are you in a hurry to go home and reincarnate, or are you out of your mind? What are you panicking about?"

Chen Yue was really speechless to Zhang Wei.

He felt that Zhang Wei had taken the wrong medicine today. Is Yin Miao's charm so great?

It's not too big...

Chen Yue rubbed his chin to recall.

Zhang Wei didn't respond when he was bullied. Instead, he smiled smugly and said mysteriously: "Watching the final is of course very important, but I have more important things to do!"

Chen Yue was stunned when he heard the words, and then he reacted.

In three days, they will be able to have the quasi-trainer certificate issued by the school, and they will be able to have their own elves, and today seems to be Zhang Wei's birthday...

Chen Yue didn't believe that Zhang Wei's parents would not prepare elf eggs for him.

You know, even apprentice students from poor families can get an interest-free loan from the state to buy an elf egg.

Zhang Wei's family background is not bad, although his parents should not give him a particularly rare and powerful elf, but the elf egg will definitely be arranged for him.

And Zhang Wei's most wanted elf, his parents also know...

"Damn it, Ah Wei, I'm staying at your house tonight, so I'll sit on a small bench and watch you hatch your eggs!"

Chen Yue's eyes lit up, and he patted Zhang Wei's shoulder vigorously.

Zhang Wei was slapped suddenly and hard by him, and the center of gravity of his body on the bicycle was unstable, swaying left and right.

"day!"

Zhang Wei quickly stopped his bicycle and stabilized his figure.

"Hey, Ah Wei, are you okay?"

Chen Yue coughed twice.

He was a little excited just now.

Zhang Wei stabilized his figure, exhaled, turned his head to look at Chen Yue, kicked his ass angrily, and said angrily: "I think you fucking want to kill your father and inherit my little fire!" Snake Elf Egg!"

Hearing the meaning of Zhang Wei's words, he definitely felt that his parents would buy him a small fire snake elf egg as his initial elf.

Chen Yue touched his chin when he heard the words, and said thoughtfully: "Are you so sure that your parents will buy you a small fire snake elf egg?"

He and Zhang Wei have different ideas.

As Zhang Wei was his elder son, Chen Yue often went to his house to play.

As for Zhang Wei's parents, one is an elf cultivator and the other is a teacher, both of whom are cultural people. Choosing an elf for Zhang Wei must be carefully considered.

And Zhang Wei, a silly monkey, is too impatient. If he is paired with a hot-tempered little fire snake...

If this is the case, Chen Yue estimates that Zhang Wei will suffer a lot at the stage of quasi-trainer.

Of course, Chen Yue didn't know what Zhang Wei's parents thought, what would be in Zhang Wei's elf egg, Chen Yue naturally didn't know.

Zhang Wei rolled his eyes when he heard the words: "It's not a little fire snake, what else... huh?"

Zhang Wei suddenly thought of something belatedly.

According to his parents' temperament, whether his initial elf is Little Fire Snake really has to hang a big "?".

Thinking of this, Zhang Wei scratched his hair a little irritably, and said in annoyance: "Chen Yue, do you think my parents will buy me the elf eggs of Little Fire Snake? They must never buy me water turtles." what……"

Then, a picture suddenly appeared in Zhang Wei's mind...

The elf egg that I have taken care of for several months finally ushered in the time when the elf broke out of its shell.

Under his excited and expectant eyes, a small head popped out of the crack of the elf egg with a "bo'er".

Then the elf egg broke open, and a water turtle looked at him curiously.

"Daba daba?"

bang...

The picture in his mind shattered like glass, and Zhang Wei's heart was also broken.

"Ahhhhhhhh! Don't! I don't want water turtles!"

Zhang Wei knelt on the ground and cried bitterly.

Seeing Zhang Wei's appearance, Chen Yue couldn't help laughing.

"...Actually...Actually, the words of the water turtle are also good." Chen Yue smiled and adjusted his breathing with his stomach hurting.

After a while, Chen Yue regained his composure and looked at Zhang Wei seriously.

Zhang Wei also turned his head to look at him, waiting for him to speak.

"Zhang Wei, think about it, the water turtle has a gentle personality, is obedient and easy to feed, its appearance is not bad after evolution, and its strength is strong..."

"Except you don't like it, it's all good."

Chen Yue held back his laughter, and then added another sentence.

"Of course, the water turtle may not like you monkey."

Originally, he thought that Chen Yue would say something nice to him, but it turned out that Zhang Wei was petrified than a dog who couldn't spit out ivory.

"Damn it! Chen Yue, I'll kill you dead dog!"

Zhang Wei's eyes were red, and he cried out in grief and indignation.

After finishing speaking, he got up abruptly and rushed towards Chen Yue.

(End of this chapter)