I just became the Lord God, my golden finger is a chat group

Chapter 22 Lu Ziqiao: I don't read much, don't lie to me
The three of them were shocked and suspicious of their lives at the same time.

What was agreed is just an ordinary urban drama, everyone can at most have some boxing skills, can beat two or three people is already a master, how can everyone become a master in the blink of an eye, even things like internal force that do not speak scientific logic at all come out.

"Yifei, be merciful!"

"Teacher Zeng hold on, we are here to save you!"

Such a big movement, as long as you are not deaf, there is no reason why you can't hear it. The guys who went out just now thought that Hu Yifei had made a real fuss, and they were afraid that Zeng Xiaoxian would be killed, so they jumped out to try to persuade the fight.

But when they opened the door and took a look, they found that something was wrong at the scene. A good room door turned into sawdust, and Hu Yifei, who was supposed to be proud and stepped on Zeng Xiaoxian, was sitting on the sofa in a daze. .

And Zeng Xiaoxian, who could only beg for mercy at Hu Yifei's feet, crying bitterly and begging her to let him go, is now being worshiped by two licking dogs.

What's happening here?Did we go to the wrong set?
Several people looked at each other and felt that something was wrong with today's script. Could it be that the director tampered with the script?

"Mr. Zeng, you are so awesome, you even have the legendary inner strength. Could it be that you are the cultivator of the legendary hidden family?" Lu Zhanbo's eyes sparkled with stars of admiration, and his brain opened up.

"Yes, yes, I used to think that such things as internal strength only existed in martial arts novels, and it was impossible for anyone to practice them in reality, because it was completely inconsistent with scientific logic. I thought it was fake, but I didn't expect it to be true in this world Someone can practice inner strength and mental skills, Teacher Zeng, teach me, okay?" Lin Wanyu turned into a little fan girl, and Kawaii's voice rang around Zeng Xiaoxian's ears like a magic voice.

Although Hu Yifei was hit hard, she couldn't help pricking up her ears, wanting to hear Zeng Xiaoxian's answer.

"Hahaha, it's easy to say, there is no such thing as internal force, but who am I, Brother Xian, I am a person who has been favored by God. You can learn it if you want, but you must agree to two conditions." Zeng Xiaoxian held his head high , stretched out two fingers indifferently.

"Not to mention two conditions, I will agree to one hundred." Lin Wanyu said without hesitation.

"Yeah yeah!"

Lu Zhanbo nodded like a pounding garlic, and quickly echoed.

"is it?"

Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly narrowed his eyes, squinted at Lin Wanyu, looked up and down, his eyebrows twitched, and his face gradually revealed a lewd look.

"no!"

Lin Wanyu trembled in fright, folded her hands on her chest and quickly took a few steps back, looking at Zeng Xiaoxian vigilantly, ready to run away at any time.

"Come on, you, I'm just kidding you. With your washboard figure, do you think I'll like it? Lu Zhanbo is a trickster." Zeng Xiaoxian said with a look of disgust.

Lin Wanyu was furious immediately, her face turned red with anger.

She hates people saying that her figure is a washboard, because her figure is really a washboard, and Princess Taiping and the airport are also added.

Lin Wanyu looked at Chen Meijia with some envy, because although the other party was stupid, at least she had flesh, especially those two lumps of fat, which almost screamed out.

"Teacher Zeng, how can you say that about Wanyu." Lu Zhanbo, the dog licking, immediately became unhappy.

Then he looked at Lin Wanyu carefully, and then suddenly said to Zeng Xiaoxian: "What you said makes sense."

"Lu Zhanbo!"

"Hahaha!"

The crowd fell for it.

"Okay, no kidding, my two conditions are actually very simple. The first is that I have no money, so you are responsible for the damages in the room; the second is that you read a scripture with me, remember to You must be pious, and you must not be perfunctory, otherwise we will break up our friendship." Zeng Xiaoxian said in a solemn tone.

"No problem, as long as you teach me martial arts, not only will I compensate all the things in this room, but I will also give you 100 million yuan as tuition fees every month." Lin Wanyu said with a big wave of her hand.

As the daughter of Lin's Bank, Lin Wanyu naturally has no shortage of money. Although she is running away from home now, her father will send the money with just one phone call.

"One... 100 million?" Zeng Xiaoxian swallowed hard, his eyes were round, and he stammered.

God is sorry, this is 100 million. He thinks that his brother has never seen so much money since he was a child, and he doesn't know how many rooms can be filled with banknotes.

"make a deal!"

Just kidding, you don't take advantage of the bastard, as the daughter of Lin's bank, 100 million is nothing to the Lin family, and it's more than that if you pull out the hair on your leg.

"No, what are you guys talking about? Although I can understand every word, I can't understand all of them together." The confused group of four finally had a chance to interject, and Lu Ziqiao couldn't wait to jump out.

Lu Zhanbo knew that his chance to perform was coming, so he hurriedly publicized Zeng Xiaoxian's strength to the four of them.

"What? Inner strength method? Smash the wooden door with one palm? Are you sure you're not joking with me?" Lu Ziqiao exaggeratedly exclaimed, apparently not believing it.

Although the room was indeed destroyed and in a mess, it would be too outrageous to mention martial arts.

"Believe it or not is up to you. Anyway, I believe it. I am now begging Teacher Zeng to teach martial arts. Don't make him angry, or I will be anxious with you if I can't learn martial arts." Lu Zhanbo had an expression of whether he believed it or not, and finally smiled flatteringly looked at Zeng Xiaoxian.

Although Zeng Xiaoxian didn't speak, he was very satisfied with Lu Zhanbo's performance just now, so he gave him an appreciative look.

Lu Zhanbo suddenly felt as if he had been injected with chicken blood, and felt that his whole temperament suddenly changed, like a victorious rooster.

"I only told you that you are brothers. I will only say it once. If you believe me, follow me. If you don't believe me, please go out and turn left, and close the door by the way."

The confused group of four looked at each other, and they all saw suspicion in each other's eyes.

They felt that Zeng Xiaoxian acted so arrogantly, there must be some confidence they didn't know about, although they hadn't seen it with their own eyes, but what if it was true?

Holding the idea that it is better to believe in something than nothing, everyone has no tendency to leave, and they all look at Zeng Xiaoxian.

Then, under their confused eyes again, Zeng Xiaoxian knelt down without hesitation, and a scripture to pray to God slowly spit out from his mouth.

"I don't read much, so don't lie to me. This is not a prayer verse created by the gods of Western Catholicism. Although God has been changed into the original god, it has not changed in general." Lu Ziqiao looked suspicious about life.

Although the others didn't say much, they all felt that Zeng Xiaoxian must have a brain problem, otherwise how could he do such an outrageous thing.

If you say that there is a probation period for learning martial arts, they are not unacceptable. They never thought that the first step would be to worship gods. How could such things as gods exist.

"What are you doing? I forgot what you promised just now. You don't have to do it, but don't pester me in the future, because I have already taught you, and you are the ones who didn't live up to it." Looking at the expressions of these people, Zeng Xiaoxian became a little angry .

You can insult me, Brother Xian, but you must never doubt the existence of the original god. This is a blasphemy against the great god.

Seeing that Zeng Xiaoxian was really angry, although they still had some doubts, they still suppressed their shame and complied.

(End of this chapter)